JJ Is Going To Be Okay
One of Brit Brit's Cheetolets, JJ, was rushed to the hospital in Mississippi yesterday and admitted for observation. Some hos said he had a seizure or some shit, but that's not the case. JJ had a bad allergic reaction to some crap he ate, causing him to break into hives and feel gross. Brit's website posted this message:
"Jayden James Federline was admitted to the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center on Sunday, November 9th. Doctors concluded he had a reaction to something he ingested. He is expected to be discharged tomorrow."
Praise Cheesus! I bet you some dumb bitch gave him generic brand cheese puffs. JJ can only eat the real shit! He's allergic to any and all Cheeto impostors! Speaking of Cheetos....
New York Magazine published a recipe today for Broccoli & Cheetos from the chef at Park Avenue Autumn in NYC. Fanceeee. Brit Brit can make this gourmet deliciousness for JJ and SPF this Thanksgiving. It will go perfectly with her jerky turkey, Stove Top & Doritos casserole and Pumpkin Frapp pie. Seriously, this shit (literally) kind of sounds delicious: Cheetos, Gouda and Parmesan...Mmm.... You won't be able to go caca for a few weeks, but it's worth it.
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Ugh...that kid already has the Spears slack-jawed, mule-face, trashy car-junk-yard look and he's only, what...10 minutes old? He is SO gonna look like his momma, and grandmama, and any and all dna-fucked relative and ancestors. So dePRESSing!
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Forgive me if already posted, but he probably got ahold of Britter's meds.
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Lest we forget.
K-Fed really is the better parent. With him, the worst the boys can expect is an accidental sip of Jack & Coke or a free lapper.
I bet Brittany tells her kids that cheetos are carrots sticks.
Brittany was probably trying to give him something healthy to eat like a veggie stick and at the very thought of something that is not ovrprocessed he had a seizure.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:01pm.
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I'm so confused! Am I voting FOR or AGAINST!?
Should I dress up a butt plug?!
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Ok Angel, *what* is a butt plug? I get it's a plug you put in your bum. My question would be why? Oh God, why????
I await your reply.
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Well, I suppose you could say she did something right for a change by taking the kiddy to the hospital...I guess.
BTW, love the growing up in the 70s / 80s discussion in here. I remember buying cigs at the local shops for my Dad (which I walked to by myself) when I was about 7. Leaving the house in the morning to play somewhere in the neighborhood, never telling Mum where we were going, and coming home when it got dark. Not to mention playing cricket on the road (just moved off when a car came). Ahhh...good times.
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I bet it was the Popeye's Big Easy Chicken Bowl
tits is right. and a "reaction to something he ingested" means he choked on something. bet you hard cash he was cramming all kinds of shit in his slobbery, first-o-the-month mouth and nobody was watching him, too busy fawning all over that other county girl's newborn with the garter belt on it's crinkle cut head. he swallowed it and truth be known, probably nearly died. ya'll knows it to be true.
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If Brit was my mother I would have tried to kill myself too...(glad he is ok though)...not his fault his mother is a fucking cracker, not that his father is any better...
Submitted by Angelica on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 9:40pm.
eggs, peanuts, soy, wheat, shellfish - there are alot of things that can send a child to the hospital with a severe allergic reaction. And children under the age of 5 shouldn't be given certain foods. I doubt Britney would even know that.
AND considering it's Britney we are talking about, the child could have gotten his hands on her meds.
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Submitted by Angelica on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 9:40pm.
Lots of people with allergies to shellfish, peanuts, penicillin, bug bites/stings - whatever have to be hospitalized for severe reactions.
I developed an allergy to penicillin when I was around 20. My whole body swelled up, outside and inside. I couldn't breathe. I had to have a shot of adrenaline. I didn't have to stay overnight, but I wasn't a small child, either.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Tits, they cut me on Just Jared. I guess talking about Jill the Brangeloonie got me banned. No longer a connection to Sickitten.com. Bah!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:48pm.
Ah, the freedom! I'd get up, eat something and jump on my bike. I'd be gone 'til dinner. When I get on my bike now, I flash back to the freedom of taking off to explore and play all day. I am grateful that I still get that feeling!
Oh, and I don't know if you'd heard the scoop, but, *whispers*, "Britney is a bad mother!".
Can you believe it? ;)~
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Who the hell stays in the hospital for "ingesting something" and getting hives? No way spin machine!
Unless maybe poor little JJ ingested some of Momma's crazy pills.
I still think FAS is more likely and that he DID have a seizure like was first reported. Seizures ARE a symptom of FAS:
http://www.webmd.com/baby/features/fetal-alcohol-syndrome
And look at this picture of a child with FAS:
http://www.uic.edu/com/eye/LearningAboutVision/EyeFacts/FetalAlcoholSynd...
Poor JJ... I hope Kevin gets there soon and takes him home. And may Pappa Spears get Brit the care SHE needs, cuz bitch is CRAZY!
poor kid is allergic to too much redneck.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by ststimon on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:04pm.
I will not dispute that Shitney has exhibited horrible parenting skills. But you're picking little things to "go all caps" on.
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I think this is taken out of context. There were a couple of Britards here claiming that Britney was not a bad mother - just a little confused. They were saying it, like, a LOT.
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Back then, no one knew the extreme danger of smoking around kids and driving without their kids buckled. A lot of DEATHS led to having information that practically EVERYONE knows about and led to laws that require you to buckle up your kids. There are no laws about smoking around them. The sunburns and smoking isn't major, but it just demonstrates on EVERY LEVEL that Britney is incapable of using what little brain she has to CARE for her kids. She is clueless and stupid. You can't take away kids for that, but a judge found her to not be capable of even taking care of herself.
1) Alton Brown is my god. If you've not tried his brined turkey, & you're making T-giving dinner, do yourself a favor. My MIL even yelled to my mama (they were at my bro's house) how wonderful it was & how juicy the white meat was.
2) A friend & I were just bemoaning the loss of the good old days today. On Saturdays, I'd grab a sandwich & my bike & tell Mom I'd be back in time for dinner. No cell phones. No beepers. Innocense. Alas, that is gone.
I weep for today's youth. The day there's a metal detector in my son's school, I don't know if I'll be relieved or grateful.
On topic: Britney is a shitty mother & her "music" sucks ass.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by ststimon on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:04pm.
I will not dispute that Shitney has exhibited horrible parenting skills. But you're picking little things to "go all caps" on.
Most of us born before the 80's had parents that smoked around us. In cars with the windows shut in the winter, even.
We were present when adults were drinking. And cursing.
We were allowed to stand up as toddlers in the car. Or sit on dad's lap. No car seat, no seat belt.
We were allowed to walk more than 1/2 block to our kindergartens and elementary schools all by ourselves.
We didn't wear helmets on our bikes.
We got sunburns every summer. We applied Baby Oil! Not 800SPF sunblock.
We didn't have to check in with our parents every five minutes, 'cause we weren't carrying phones everywhere.
Most of us turned out ok.
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you too? heeheehee
what i remember most was the freedom. in summer i'd get up, put on my bathing suit and be set for the day. At night I'd take it off and put on some pajamas before dinner. and in winter skipping school to sit in the forest and read - with no fear of the school reporting on my absences.
*deep sigh*
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If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:38pm
BWAHAHAHAH!!! WTF?? that avvie almost made me go pee pee times on my Hello Kitty chonies..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:40pm.
Alton Brown made his version of green bean cas, only he used lightly steamed broccoli, sauteed mushrooms, and made the sauce out of sourcream, mayo, a little milk and cheedar cheese.
that shit is awesome, I tell you, I make it all the time.
CTH would you ever so kindly publish your recipe for us right here?
oh dear, is that really necessary?
i can't imagine walking around with that in my pants.
geez.
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If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:28pm.
Deb, I don't ever remember having playdates.
On Saturdays especially, being one of six kids, mom basically told us to leave the house for the day so she could clean. Most weekends I was only home to eat and sleep. Yes, the good old days.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:38pm.
damn, beesh! TESTIFY!!
oh, those good ole days..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:24pm.
Oh come on I wanna hear more about the "dirts" that soccer moms hide!! *evil grin*
Whaddyas mean? "Everybody" knows it, according to Ivana.
aquarius and manimal5
Cheers to fellow "survivors"!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:38pm.
I survived also the same atrocities.Hahaha.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:28pm.
Fuck a cheeto, what dark hole did Ivana just crawl out of?
I'd say THE CRUSTY CRACK O' SATAN'S ASS.
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*head snaps up in interest*
Have you ever seen said Crusty Crack of satan's Ass?
Does it look at all like Mickey Roarke?
Is it hairy?
The questions are endless. We could probe this topic for days.
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Alton Brown blows my mind.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by ststimon on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:34pm.
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Where their is Shitters, there are flies, species called Britards.
Lettem roll off your shoulder. They will continue to spew their poor Britney, leave her alone bullshit for eternity.
Or unitl she ends up killing one of them "accidentally".
Pfft.
Even then they would find a way to victimize "poor Britney" {{sniff sniff ~wipes away tear~}}
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:28pm.
Fuck a cheeto, what dark hole did Ivana just crawl out of?
Well, in consideration of the sentiment of wishing death upon our children "to make us think twice" before talking smack about INNOCENTS such as Shitney... I'd say THE CRUSTY CRACK O' SATAN'S ASS.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:38pm.
*applauds*
I was born in 84... both parents smoked around me 24/7 (at least a pack a day apiece), never put sunscreen on me, swore like sailors, etc. And I turned out fine, although of course I have no intention of smoking around my own kids, and will be certain to use sunscreen. But, like you said, these things are nothing to go all-caps on.
Alton Brown made his version of green bean cas, only he used lightly steamed broccoli, sauteed mushrooms, and made the sauce out of sourcream, mayo, a little milk and cheedar cheese.
that shit is awesome, I tell you, I make it all the time.
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Submitted by ststimon on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:04pm.
I will not dispute that Shitney has exhibited horrible parenting skills. But you're picking little things to "go all caps" on.
Most of us born before the 80's had parents that smoked around us. In cars with the windows shut in the winter, even.
We were present when adults were drinking. And cursing.
We were allowed to stand up as toddlers in the car. Or sit on dad's lap. No car seat, no seat belt.
We were allowed to walk more than 1/2 block to our kindergartens and elementary schools all by ourselves.
We didn't wear helmets on our bikes.
We got sunburns every summer. We applied Baby Oil! Not 800SPF sunblock.
We didn't have to check in with our parents every five minutes, 'cause we weren't carrying phones everywhere.
Most of us turned out ok.
Shitney has done some fucked up shit to those kids, no doubt. Don't minimize that by freaking out about sunburn and cigarette smoking.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"Something he ingested."
Not Cheetos.
Toilet bats.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:25pm.
Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:16pm
*slides Tiger a copy of my avie and secret Mah Boo pics*
That's for the "other" medicated meditating.
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JACKPOT! (literally, I'll be jackin' the old tiger honey pot...:-))
O/T I'm glad the lil' Cheetoling is OK. I don't think Shitney is a fit parent, but I gotta say re: hives: I've never in my life broken out in hives until 2 years ago. It was HORRIBLE, head to toe itchy BLOTCHES! 'Til this day, I have no idea what caused it. Freaky things happen...This one might not have been Shitney caused, but wouldn't be surprised if it were, and I wouldn't be surprised if the "hives" thing is a cover story, but at least the little punk'in is Ok...
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Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:16pm
*slides Tiger a copy of my avie and secret Mah Boo pics*
That's for the "other" medicated meditating.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:01pm.
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Honestly, when SHOULDN'T you dress up as a butt plug? It's entirely appropriate for all situations...you should know that by now...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tangerine, happy anniversary!
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:58pm.
Now this right here is a SHITNEY THREAD!
SLOTS ON FIRE
BIG WEAVE MOVES IN CHEETO TIMES
FLASH JUMP TAX TOILETS!
(haiku by Love Anderson)
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That's beautiful Love Anderson...Ima gonna use it to meditate with...did I just say meditate? I meant "medicate"...You know a lil' PURPLE DRANK, some hillbilly heroin, and thine haiku....Ahhhhh, pure bliss....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Aww thanks guys. And that's the reason why I am still here. Because most of the time, it's all about the love. *muah*
Submitted by ststimon on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:04pm.
Like a dog with a bone.
Can I ask why you keep at it? Not trying to start anything, just wondering. Thnx.
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She's flat and that's that!
It's a disgusting dish Mrs. K, but they make me bring it every. GD. year. ACK! But everyone in my family loves it & eats it all. And they are NOT the type to eat something out of pity so they genuinely like the crap! It's a mystery. But it's all good as long as I don't have to take any leftovers home LMAO
Welcome back Bradi! God that was beautiful!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Add to the list of bad parenting:
The MULTIPLE times that Britney let SPF get BURNT to a CRISP out in the hot sun. Plenty of pics to prove it....in Miami and Las Vegas.
MOST halfway decent mothers put sunscreen on their kids. She didn't. Not sure if that's neglect, endangerment, abuse, or just horrific mothering.
i knew he would be fine when he got the cheeto drip
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:39pm.
Holy shit! SOMEONE is like a dog with a bone!!!
Less filling!
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Wait! I wanna change my answer!
I'm so confused! Am I voting FOR or AGAINST!?
Should I dress up a butt plug?!?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:58pm.
We're having a big T-day dinner. C'mon down!
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