That Better Be From The Phoebe Price Collection
Salma Hayek knows what's good, so I'm going to assume that curtain tieback around her head is a Phoebe Price original. If it is, I'm sure we'll see international supermodel Phoebe Price running up and down Robertson Blvd. while posing with Salma's picture. If it's not, I don't want to know. Salma can do no wrong in my book and I don't need something to hold against her. Lie to me, Salma!
I can also overlook the fact that Salma kept her magnificent chichis to herself last night by not making sit up and smile for the cameras. They needed the night off. Also, I'm completely turning my head at the effed up shit her make-up bitch did to her face. Only Casper and a few cholas I know can pull off that shade of powder.
Here's Salma an Art of Elysium benefit in NYC last night. I also threw in a few pictures of Mary Alice Stephenson from "America's Most Smartest Model," because I miss Mandy Lynn and Mary shared a room with her once.
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I love Mandy Lynn too! Mandy should replace Michele as first lady.
bitch is looking beat lately
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The war isn't working.
It was a 30's theme.,..which was weird..noone knew what the hell to wear...
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The war isn't working.
Yes, it looks like she is wearing a costume, but she still looks bootiful!
So this is no sartorial triumph. Still Salma gets a pass. She's gorgeous.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Maybe she's going through a slump? Post-postpartum depression?
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
I just don't get the love for this lady. She's not attractive in any way, IMO. She looks like she would be really hairy. Yuck.
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If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is?
She's got great tits but her chin is reminiscent of Jay Leno.
I guess I'm a fan of the Phoebe Price line too, 'cause I happen to think Salma looks hot! Okay, she's a bit over-accessorized, but I think it's a good look overall.
MK...Why would you even post a pic of this broad unless it has my favorite tits attached.Bad MK!...Bad Blogger!
You can't get it right all the time. I still love Salma.
The headband? What possessed her? They just don't look good on anyone, except on some really hot guys. that is all.
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She must be wearing an industrial strength girdle under that to keep her baby gut in. I betcha.
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The whole look just does not work on her,not a good evening for Salma.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Who did this to my Salma?!?!?
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:51pm.
*whistles at NovaNightly*
u'z purrrrdy
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*BLUSHES* Tanks xxyxz! ;D
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
I haven't seen a frock that crumpled since Princess Diana's wedding.
I don't care, Salma is just purdy, she can wear what ever she wants.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
*whistles at NovaNightly*
u'z purrrrdy
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:30pm.
Hahahah! That's great.
Is it me... or is her nose just slighty crooked?
Her style has been out the pooper lately....just really effing awful!
She needs to build her outfit AROUND her chi-chi's...they should always be the focus. lol.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
Wardrobe wants Liz's dress back Salma!
LOL...Me and my grandmother were watching Desperado just the other night and my grandmother goes "she is so beautiful, she is so gorgeous" and then I accidently blurted out.. "yea, she has magnificent chi-chi's too!" My grandmother looked at me as if I had just laid and egg....lmao..see what reading Dlisted everyday will do to you?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
At least it appears her false eyelashes are glued on properly.
Just Like A White Winged Dove
NO!
this is all wrong!
Where is Tim Gun?
This bitch did not make this shit work!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Bad make up
Bad dress
Indescribably bad hair ... you're kidding, right?
"I'll have what she's having" - Estelle Reiner
i thought i had cat fur all over my screen (yes, they're shedding, thankyou..) but it's HER!! it's the Salma! i kept on cleaning the screen and it's her hair, ugh! somebody had a little fight with her make up ho..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
bad, bad makeup job.
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She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
the make up has to go...except the lipstick
the rest of her look is hot
I don't like the lipstick on her but the circumference of her eyes on her face is beautiful.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I miss Mandy Lynn too MK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wIGdIaigYw&feature=related
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
ay Salma.. what happened hommie? Salma can do no wrong in book either but oh boy! Her make up is all kinds of fugly..