Monday, November 10th 2008

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

My no-no nearly barfed when I first saw these pictures of homegirl without his wig! This is some "Mr. Clean goes to the leather bar" bullshit! Johnny Travolta apparently removed the tortured pussy bush from his head for a movie role, but you know his lady love Tommy Girl begged him to do it. Tommy was getting coochie seizures just thinking about scooting his Scientolohole all over Johnny's smooth head. Now Johnny doesn't have to bother with a pesky bald cap while playing "Xenu, may I?" with Tommy.

Here's more of Johnny feeling bald and beautiful while filming a movie in Paris with Cokey Eyes Meyers.

Posted by: Michael K


NovaNightly's picture

MK...if your no-no hole is screaming, it's probably from all those Mother's cookies you've eaten. :P

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

@ snowpiece, did I make you horny?

That is the first thing I think of when I see a bald man. Watching pussy juices dripping down a bald head while rubbing pussy on top of a bald head or cock and balls. It's only naturally, no?

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

red_hot_kitchen's picture

Now if we can only get Nic Cage to shave his greasy mop off...that would leave us with a hot yet terrifying man-couple.

soul's picture

better for John(maybe the Xenu is all gone now), but JRM wheres your good hair??

Just Wondering's picture

If I saw either of these two walking near me down the street, I would avoid eye contact, walk faster, and make sure my pepper spray was within reach.

Just Like A White Winged Dove

xxyxz's picture

Okay... I'm gonna have to say that this bitch looks better

I wonder how many times he hit on Cokey Eyes.

I wonder how many times Cokey Eyes took him up on it.

StewieGriffin's picture

Now he looks like what he loves the most, a giant penis. And is that dried up jizz on his beard?

snowpiece's picture

StickaCockinWoo... well, I knew you weren't my dear, I was just getting all worked up over what you said, LMAO
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starcasm.net's picture

Ew, ew, and ew.

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cocoebert's picture

I hate to admit this, but it's actually a good look for him.

de Cosmos's picture

HaHa!

Better... but not quite ready for a 'Butch Dixon' casting call.

Mustang Sally's picture

I presume he plays the villain in the movie.

Any bets on whether he'll grow back what little hair he has left, stick the beaver back on top and claim he shaved all his hair off just for the part?

God, I'm cynical.

moomarse's picture

Vin Diesel-ish

he looks good

TOPANGA's picture

LOL...all Jonny needs now is a gold chain of the virgin marry, a wife beater, a gold hoop earring in his right ear, a tear drop tattoo under his eye, and a praying hands" tatoo on his bicep and he will have the cholo from East LA look down pat.

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Two Drink Min's picture

The title says it all. That's horrible.

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louise_brooks's picture

Submitted by MtlMama on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:04pm.

Anyone else think he looks like Anton LaVey?

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Yes, a little. Maybe that's why he scares me. I used to have a friend whose aunt was at one time married to Anton Lavey. No one in the family ever talked about it except to say they had tigers as pets.

laughsloud's picture

Gawd...Johnny boy looks pretty hot to me.

Poem by me to all:

Long ago he once had "the" hair.
With age it became a scare.

Weaves, wigs and sprays.
Straights, bis and gays

His fans would no longer stare.
So he bought a bottle of Nair.

Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..

MargeAggedon's picture

He looks 100% better without that poor dead animal on his head.

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

@Marlilyn, I am not trying to write like MK. You guys act like you never watch gay videos or fetish videos, or act out any fantasies. Is everyone prim and proper now!?!?

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

louise_brooks's picture

For some reason he scares the crap out of me like this. I can't even look at him. I keep scrolling past the picture really fast.

You know babies who scream when they are scared of a particularly creepy person (I used to scream at the top of my lungs when I had to see my weird uncle's even weirder brother who had a handlebar mustache)? That's what I want to do when I see his creepy bald head.

Khandi's picture

He looks better like this.

Salem13's picture

Submitted by MtlMama on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:04pm.

EWW he does, like a gayer, pussyer (I think I just made that up) version.

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KD's picture

Frufru- what is UP with Barbie streaking in the cemetery? Creepy! me like.

I once had a rabbit named Fufu. For reals! Little bunny fufu hoppin' through the forest..

MtlMama's picture

Anyone else think he looks like Anton LaVey?

SpunkyBrewster's picture

If this pic doesnt confirm his gayness...I dunno what does...hes def a bottom

Marilyn v2.0's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 1:57pm.
StickaCockinWoo for the love of god! please! LMAO
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That's what happens when people try to write like MK. There's only one, darlings. ;)

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Skye10's picture

So much better than that lacefront wig he had been rocking. John looks actually quite attractive still. Ahh he will always have a piece of my heart ever since I saw him in Urban Cowboy. I was looking for love....

snowpiece's picture

StickaCockinWoo for the love of god! please! LMAO
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FruFru's picture

I think he looks better bald. That other shit was scary !

Bella's picture

Big, big improvement!!! Sure, it probably sucks for guys to go bald but I personally don´t mind as long as they shave it all off, maybe because I have a major thing for shaved heads.
But are his eyebrows and beard colored...? That´s a no no.

KD's picture

Dont...stare...directly into...the eyes...ahhhh

Is his facial hair real? maybe I'm just used to my bf's not-full face.

bluejeanblues's picture

He looks better. Should keep it that way.

Balding men in hairless~denial are as bad as fat chicks in Spanx.....nobody's fooled but the fool.

"I'll have what she's having" - Estelle Reiner

Callan's picture

Nearly barfed up my cheesy pita.

Thanks MK.

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Wow!!!! That look is hot!!! Tommy Girl can now slap and rub his cock all over Johnny boy's head while Johnny sucking and sniffing on tommy's balls.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

ricki lake's picture

Um...shockingly...he DOES look better. And five times gayer. Yeesh. He must be attempting to revitalize his career by modeling for the lastest Tom of Finland calendar.

He looks so much better - it isn't funny

RollinStoned's picture

hahahahahahahahhahahaHAHAHAHAHAH

Better than that wet beaver he had on his head before

That's the melody to funky town!

HairyPotheadfan's picture

He actually looks alot better!

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Diego's picture

Submitted by Sassy on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 1:30pm

I love Bearforce 1. The main one could have me any time he wanted.

Green Is Good's picture

I think this is the best he's looked in ages. Every rug he's worn looked faker than Bill Shatner's rugs in "T.J. Hooker".

Embrace the bald, cult freak!

muncle's picture

Actually, he doesn't look all that bad anyway. He just needs to stop crapping around with that wig. What's that good for anyway. Bald men are hawt :)
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Mysmichelle's picture

He looks way better this way than any way I've seen him look in ten years.

LoLo's picture

Now that yall mention it, my current mood is a little but pluggy too.

Why so butt pluggy?
Why so seriously butt pluggy LoLo?

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tangerine's picture

WOW! *giggles*

M.E.'s picture

OMG! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

He should keep the bald. It looks better than that tortured weave.

snowpiece's picture

actually, JRM is on his way to the hair club Club also. Look how far back his hairline actually is.
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DeeDee's picture

LoLo! ♥

Methinks it's constipation day on DL. MK needs to lay off the Mother's cookies. It plugs up the no-no hole.

NitWitty's picture

Suddenly Courtney Love's Butt Plug "mood" makes perfect sense to me.
And P.S. quit playing in Lindsey's friggen bronzer!
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kdracofan's picture

i don't think he looks that bad....what do i know?