Monday, November 10th 2008
Morning Wood
As Sister Patterson mother would say, Erik Estrada's hair looks like a "beaver's ass" - SOW
The Riches: The Movie? - Celebitchy
Kerry Katona admits the obvious - Holy Moly!
Tater Head doesn't realize that basketball-playing dogs always win in the end - Mollygood
Pierce Bronson has just earned a spot on the Brangaloonie's hit list - I'm Not Obsessed
Usher dry humping some audience member on stage - ICYDK
Our Lady of Cheetos' new song sounds like it was sung by my answering machine lady - Popbytes
I can't keep track: Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are over again - A Socialite's Life
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Erik's head: all kinds of NO. It hurts bad because I remember when he was a hot Chip.
He's slowly morphing into a second-rate Shatner without the good humor.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Submitted by applehead on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:58pm.
I believe she has a thyroid issue.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Submitted by applehead on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:58pm.
Does anyone know why Pierces wife got so big? I mean, does she have a medical condition? She used to have a great body a few yrs back...
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She's been fat for, ummm, I think about five or ten years. Right after they got married she started gaining weight & after having kids got areala big.
People speculate but no one knows why. I think she's prolly nervous and eats alot. I bet he has a wondering eye.
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Erik looks like he's grinding out a big fart.
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Does anyone know why Pierces wife got so big? I mean, does she have a medical condition? She used to have a great body a few yrs back...
-Ugh, that whole grinding on a girl while singing her one of your love ballads on stage is so corny and played out,
-That "new Britney Spears song should be called "Kill Me Now." Britney is like the girl who peeked in Highschool, she really should just let it go.
-awww,Poor Rcahel and Ryan..ok, not really. Ryan's hot though =)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 1:10pm.
Thanx Deb! I remember watching Rosie O'Donnel's Show several years ago and she had Bobby on and it showed a picture of him in his uniform.
http://home.att.net/~gingin555/bobby_tv/rosie.htm
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
uff...that's a crazy look Erik
Submitted by Rocket on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 1:33pm.
No way on kissing Jolie - she's had her mouth wrapped around Billy Bob Thornton's peen. Yuck.
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That's just the tip of the iceberg- so to speak. (I have nothing against sluts but do hate hypocrites)
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think happy thoughts bitch!
would rather put my lips on AJ than Maniston.....that Jen Girl has been around too much lately......
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Atleast (Jen's)her lips have been on other men and NOT other twats.
Jen has been around too much? I guess she's making up for lost time, considering all of her relationships have been long term (i.e. 7 years with Pitt and another 2 or 3 with Tate Donovan). Jolie finally has a man in her life for more than 2 years and she's saintly? My lord, she's slept with half her co-stars including woman. Why don't we let Jen have fun playing the field for now. hmmm?
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No way on kissing Jolie - she's had her mouth wrapped around Billy Bob Thornton's peen. Yuck.
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:03pm.
Beauty seen is never lost, God's colors all are fast.
Whittier, John Greenleaf
So poetic. So true. Or as my mom likes to say, "A thing of beauty is a joy forever."
loozer, I was at TMZ, and on page 2, the "Where are they now?" is featuring Bobby Sherman! Spoiler: He's a cop! Check it out.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Estrada looks very constipated
Tater is delusional ,what a loser that kid is.
Pierce is not only hot but speaks his mind.I hope he gives her shit on the set.
Very boring dry hump,I prefer me some Akon and that ho needs to buy pants that fit.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
KK is an alcohol*HIC*??! Shut.Up. Never in a million years!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I’m not sure they need to remake that film again but this pales into insignificance beside Mr Brosnan’s comments. Good man yourself! Unfortunately he was misquoted. He did not say Angie was a ‘magnificent actress’ he said she was ‘a magnified face and piss poor actress’ He went on to say he’s rather set fire to his cock than have to put up with her for weeks on end but I think they cut that bit out.
All news that relates to seeing more of Mr Izzard is good news.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
Kerry's not a alco-hol... alcoholic! She's just on medicationzzzzzzzzzz.............
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
_Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:31pm.
I feel so used.
On a better note your chicken spam is smelling right yummy in my laboratory.
Im going to call it Farrahs Funky Chicken.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Every Spears song sounds the same, every video is the same kind, every dance routine is the same.
Britters loves to talk about how everyone wants to make a buck from her. Yadda yadda.
This song is same as Piece of Me.
Submitted by Candy Lynn on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:58am.
To K2:
I would rather put my lips on AJ than Maniston.....that Jen Girl has been around too much lately......
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Atleast (Jen's)her lips have been on other men and NOT other twats.
Jen has been around too much? I guess she's making up for lost time, considering all of her relationships have been long term (i.e. 7 years with Pitt and another 2 or 3 with Tate Donovan). Jolie finally has a man in her life for more than 2 years and she's saintly? My lord, she's slept with half her co-stars including woman. Why don't we let Jen have fun playing the field for now. hmmm?
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by totalsse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:01pm.
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOME TING SPESHUL POD WHORE!
You LIAR FACED ME! YOU Liar faced me in front of all these people! You made promises to my eyes on this screen!
You are like a devil from space!
I hear that all the people on your website have teh syphilis!
discuss THAT!
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they makes it CLAP in therre.
I know, i felt like a little bond between you and the pod HORZ!
*fists to the skies*
we shall have our revengeeeeee!!!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Isn't it Pierce Brosnan? not Bronson?. Anyway, I agree with him, but he should've said the truth: Angelina Jolie can't act to save her life. As simple as that.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by totalsse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:01pm.
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOME TING SPESHUL POD WHORE!
You LIAR FACED ME! YOU Liar faced me in front of all these people! You made promises to my eyes on this screen!
You are like a devil from space!
I hear that all the people on your website have teh syphilis!
discuss THAT!
*cries*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by totalsse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:01pm.
He is so cute!I love him.Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site **"S u Gar babymee t . c o m"** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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piece of shit, "oh, i run the site, it's so cute, i promise i won't spam anymore"
well, dear, yer ass is out.
Go to Fatso's. He LOVES spam.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:02pm.
Someone get LoLo on this STAT!
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she's making me Chicken Spam.
oh, and you forgot:
Discuss.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Ponch is looking aaaaaall kinds of wrong. Quick, someone pat his back so he can get that gas out!
I have always and will continue to think Pierce is the hwatness, but I don't want a Thomas Crown Affair sequel. *sigh* I have both his and the original (McQueen and Dunaway) on DVD and watch them all the time. I like my limited, happy world where they live happily ever after with a kajillion dollars. And the best part is that he and Rene Russo were of the same age. Even his therapist (Dunaway) ribs him about it in the movie.
Sorry, I'm not obsessed. Really. But then in that one part where they were on the stairs and Thomas.... ;p'''
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
At least he has hair.
Did angelena say no to his sequal to a movie he wanted to do. I remembered the movie but I can't remember the name. The remake of Steve MaQueen movie.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Ponch looks constipated.
Please let The Riches become a movie!
ITA with Pierce. Charlize would be much better than Angie Jo.
The Thomas Crown Affair is one of my all-time favorite movies (both the original and remake). Why is Angelina the only actress people rely on? She can't carry a movie (just look on her IMBD pages), don't these hollywood types realize that? Just because she sells TABLOID magazines doesn't mean she can sell movie tickets.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
the answering machine lady had a CD?
That's the melody to funky town!
Beauty seen is never lost, God's colors all are fast.
Whittier, John Greenleaf
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a209/SamTweedle/erik6.jpg
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Johnny... Johnny...
Submitted by totalsse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:01pm.
He is so cute!I love him.Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site **"S u Gar babymee t . c o m"** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Someone get LoLo on this STAT!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I can't understand why he is so popular at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. He has got many great fans there.
Awwwww, Pierce, you had me until "Nothing against Angelina Jolie. I think she’s a magnificent actress."
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I never cared for him before but I now LOVE Pierce Brosnan. I love him for loving his big fat wife. And I love him for de-throning Angelina Jolie, who is indeed the most-overrated human being on earth. (in every category possible--talent, looks, humanitarian-ness... did I just make up a word? so be it...)
Erik Estrada is looking like George Lopez
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
My girlfriend knows I'd leave her to smoke joints with Charlize
Jolie loos like a lizzard
That's the melody to funky town!
To K2:
I would rather put my lips on AJ than Maniston.....that Jen Girl has been around too much lately......
An Angelina Jolie vs Charlize Theron deathmatch will be indeed a spectacle......Angelina needs somebody of her equal Caliber... "Most Beautiful face", "sexiest title", "best body" and "an Oscar Award" .......Jennifer Aniston sinply lack all of this. Charlize is like the equal of Angelina Jolie.....Charlize is like a ray of sunshine to Angie's black cloud halo!!!
this song sounds like Gimme More
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Pierce Bronson's translation:
Jolie is an overrated actress and he'd prefer to work with someone who actually has talent and is admired.
Plus you know he doesn't want to put his lips anywhere near Jolie's! God only knows where they've been.
The Riches: The Movie...you heard it here first ma bitches!!! Straight from the Iz!
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We must all fear evil men...but there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Rumer is so smugly.
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She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
But it really DOES look like a beaver's ass!
I fuckin' LOOOOVE Erik Strada! Marco kicks ass in Sealab 2021.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Our Lady of Cheetos' new song sounds like it was sung by my answering machine lady - Popbytes
OMG! LMAO!
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
Oh, Rumor. Every time you show that head of yours, you upset people.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
He is so cute!I love him.Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site **"S u Gar babymee t . c o m"** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆