That Sucks
The chick who probably spends her free days going through Dita Von Teese's dirty laundry is denying that she's licking on Mickey Rourke's hatchet face. When Evan Rachel Wood dumped the vampire known as Marilyn Manson, bitches figured she ran off to cry on Mickey's leathery nutsack.
Dita 2.0 swears on her brow stencil that she's not romancing the beast. She told People, "Spread the word – I'm not dating Mickey Rourke. Everybody thinks we're dating and we're not. Mickey and I bonded (MK note: more like BONED) while shooting The Wrestler and we became friends, but nothing more. I guess, because of my recent break up, I will be linked to many people, but I am not interested in pursuing a relationship at this point in my life. Any such rumor should not be taken seriously. We are proud of the film we made together and I hope people will focus on the film and not get distracted by any nonsense."
"Beauty and the Beast" is one of my favorite Disney shit shows, so I kind of wanted Evan and Mickey to fall in love. They are like the mutant meth version of Belle and the Beast. Poor Mickey. Who will ever learn to love the beast?
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LMAO Nanners.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Gack!
I guess she couldn't find Gary Busey's phone number.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
"swears on her brown stencil"! love it!
"My name is Evan Rachel Wood and I am a MATURE and SERIOUS actress. My multiple friendships and relationships with significantly older men are indicative of my mature and thoughtful nature, and not the fact that I was molested repeatedly when I was younger by a genetically deformed, genderless goth vampire with bad plastic surgery. I will continue to make 'intelligent' pronouncements about myself and the grotesque men in/not in my life, because, let's face, I'm pretty much a bland bowl of organic oatmeal without my black hair dye and my blood-red lipstick. Dita, what ELSE can I do to be 'scandalous'?!"
I don't understand Evan's taste in men. Major downgrade times.
I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it!
Looking at this picture, I find it hard to believe these 2 are in the same species, let alone in a relationship.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Mickey Rourke is scary but he's still a step up from Marilyn Manson.
Her and Dita's perfect complexions make me sick. They look like porcelain dolls! I'd need a cement peel, and I still wouldn't look that good.
i have gas and i need to fart
it hurts
I would do Rourke in a hot second!
That Wood bitch really needs a shrink or Manson still really loves Dita to make his woman look like her clone.Very icky.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Wow, somehow I missed that little piece of info last week. I think that was the day I was actually working.
Their movie is supposed to be quite good.
I still like Evan Rachel Wood. She's an excellent actress, and I think she's in it for the long haul. I'd be willing to bet you'll be hearing about her for decades to come.
Evan: you should stop going for the pretty boys and try and find a man you love for more than his good looks
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Mickey Rourke gets his plastic surgery done at the free clinic in Botswana by their blind shaman.
What is it with these beautiful women being with scary men? Rebellion? I don't get it.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Not that big of a fan of Dita, but at least b!tch knows how to work it right. Poor Rachael just looks like a tranny mess trying to imitate her.
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
i wanna take a fat shit on his face
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
she'll never be anywhere even close to as interesting as dita is anyway. she should be thankful people are even vaguely interested enough in her to make up gossip about who she's dating.
oh God NO.
Deny Evan, but I'm not sure I believe you....
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She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
man, mickey rourke and bobby cavalli would sure make a nice leather bag set...
ew!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
After Manson, Wood was swept off her feet by Rourke's good looks.
Dang, he is SCARY looking.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Oh my Mickey. Please, please, please stop trying to fix your face. Your plastic surgeon is failing miserably.
PEEP GAME
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Fiiiirs...ah...no.
Absolutely thought that was Dita.
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We must all fear evil men...but there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Exsqueeze me, but isn't Mickey boy a Gayelle?
Even Mickey wouldn't dip it into that hole, knowing where it's been.
I've seen dog vomit that looks more appealing these 2.