That Sucks
The chick who probably spends her free days going through Dita Von Teese's dirty laundry is denying that she's licking on Mickey Rourke's hatchet face. When Evan Rachel Wood dumped the vampire known as Marilyn Manson, bitches figured she ran off to cry on Mickey's leathery nutsack.
Dita 2.0 swears on her brow stencil that she's not romancing the beast. She told People, "Spread the word – I'm not dating Mickey Rourke. Everybody thinks we're dating and we're not. Mickey and I bonded (MK note: more like BONED) while shooting The Wrestler and we became friends, but nothing more. I guess, because of my recent break up, I will be linked to many people, but I am not interested in pursuing a relationship at this point in my life. Any such rumor should not be taken seriously. We are proud of the film we made together and I hope people will focus on the film and not get distracted by any nonsense."
"Beauty and the Beast" is one of my favorite Disney shit shows, so I kind of wanted Evan and Mickey to fall in love. They are like the mutant meth version of Belle and the Beast. Poor Mickey. Who will ever learn to love the beast?
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When I first saw this picture I told myself I thought Dita was prettier than this. Than I read further and realized it's Dita 2.0, not the original.
This girl has serious issues.
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Wooly Willy, lol. I used to have one of those! :D
Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:54pm.
@ putsomestankonit
His ex wife was Carrie Otis,
They did a movie together called "Wild Orchid" back in the day, that reportedly was porn--the sexay times scenes were actually them going at it.
*shivers*
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Submitted by Lindalou on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:39pm.
Who is she and why does she think people care enough to link her to people?
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@ putsomestankonit
His ex wife was Carrie Otis, she was beautiful skinny or a little larger, and yes she claimed he was a total scumbag.
He looks horrible, like he had a motorcycle accident and got road rash all over his face permanently.
Who is she and why does she think people care enough to link her to people?
Mickey's magnetic mustache and soul patch by Wooly Willy.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:48pm.
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNND he portrayed Charlie Chaplin in The Cat's Meow (2001).
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"Poor Mickey. Who will ever learn to love the beast?"
um, maybe Erik Estrada?
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:31pm.
I'm a Mickey Rourke fan, but that looks like Alopecia of the moustache, weird!
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He's got the mange in the moozie.
Evan if you do fuck just becareful he likes to beat women. Go ask his first wife... what was her name? The one from Wild Orchid who later became a plus size model.
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I really hope she slowly and gradually dresses like her own self again. She's really beautiful when she's not Dita 2.0...
I'm a Mickey Rourke fan, but that looks like Alopecia of the moustache, weird!
What's that on his upper lip?
Dirt from the vacuum cleaner?
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Thanks Clarisse! I will definitely be checking out some more of his work
Mopa, and at least Keith has the cool factor with all the hardcore rock'n'roll lifestyle, plus having had the wildest girlfriend of the 1960s. That makes up for his bad case of craterface.
Jeez, I'm not really sure which one looks worse. Evan needs to realize that nobody can look like Dita except for, well, Dita.
tangerine
*pulls out foil Iz stalker hat*
Well....Yeh, he is famous for his stand-up and has just, say in the last 6/7 years gotten recognition as an actor. Learning scripts was difficult due to his dyslexia.
His best stand-up IMHO (hah!) is "Glorious" followed by "Definite Article". He is also really good in "the Richs". He was good in the Ocean's movies but needed a bigger role.
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@Clarisse-
I apologized because I know you are a big fan! I may have got it from some previous posts :) No, but really, what a great character! So what are a couple of your favorites that I should go check out? He does stand up too, right?
I never thought a man could be more unfortunate looking than Keith Richards, then Mickey Rourke had plastic surgery and blew that all to hell.
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tangerine!
You are not "ignorant"...i am a "stalker"!
That was just me stalking Izzard...you get use to it...i do it all the time...
=)
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@Clarisse-
Oh, I didn't think she was the star, I just thought she did well. I had to wiki this Eddie Izzard character because I didn't understand your post, and then it hit me, duh!!! Now I know who he is and his character was very cool! That is actually one of my favorite parts of that movie. Now I have to go check out some of his other stuff. I rather liked the character who played Jude, he did look like Paul in a way and I know he was in that 21 movie. I would like to see if he did a good job in that as well. Sorry for being ignorant about who he was! I don't live under a rock, I swear! ;)
Submitted by Solaera on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 1:49pm.
Jeez, what kind of asshole pinches another woman's man and her style? Rude.
Quite. At least Angie never went all wholesome...oh no, hang on.....
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She looks like shit with black hair... I know that's rude, but it's true.
Also, I LOL'd at LoLo's comment:
"She may as well fuck a melted garbage can."
HAHAHA!
Jeez, what kind of asshole pinches another woman's man and her style? Rude.
Across the Universe? Eddie Izzard was the star of that one.
What??
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We must all fear evil men...but there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
I was going to say, just like in the Hohan thread "next she's going to date the mac guy" but he is too young for her likings.
Did anyone see Across the Universe? It took me awhile to realize it was ERW because she plays an all-American girl with strawberry-blonde hair in the movie. I always liked her after Thirteen, but I really think she is a good actress after seeing this flick. Maybe it's just because I am a huge Beatles fan :)
She may as well fuck a melted garbage can.
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People don't assume it because they're friends. They assume it because obviously she wants older dudes with gross melty faces because nobody else would date Marilyn Manson.
Seriously, can she be any more desperate to be The Serious Actress With A Dark Scandalous Side? Stop trying to be a goth hottie, Evan -- you're failing miserably. Nothing is less goth than a poser.
Hard to believe she once dated Jamie Bell. Young and has a normal face.
It´s still an upgrade for her, but what a slut she is. Oh my.
Wow, I remember her from Thirteen and she was a great actress and a pretty girl. I wonder if the real Dita is more than a little creeped out at ERW's "Single White Female" impersonation.
i went through a very brief "mask" phase when i was about 25. it all came to a crashing halt when a guy i liked said i looked 'too perfect' and it freaked him out. looking at this girl, i can *totally* understand that remark.
(oh, and just to be snarky: she needs a root touch-up in the front.)
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Submitted by omar on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:54am.
To KD: You too could have a flawless complexion like ERW and DVT... if you wear a pound of foundation. It's easy when you know how! (no need for that cement peel)
he needs to borrow her lopsided stencils
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Submitted by chola loca on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:06pm.
also, THE FUCK is up with his patchy 'stache?!
also, THE FUCK is up with his patchy 'stache?!
Is this some chola-goth hybrid? Gothla? Choloth? Gothlita?
Thanks Omar, but I can't afford that much makeup!! :)
To KD: You too could have a flawless complexion like ERW and DVT... if you wear a pound of foundation. It's easy when you know how! (no need for that cement peel)
She just looks so smoooooth compared to old craggy Mickey.
Quite a contrast in textures.
What's weird to me is that she looks 20 years older than my 20 year old daughter.
Well, not as weird as Mickey's face.
To dramaqueen365247 (wow. there sure are a lot of drama queens...): pretty young women date ugly old men because they are insecure. That's the generous way of putting it. The less generous way of putting it is to say that these girls date creepy old types because they are pathetic, lacking any personality of their own; moreover, they want people to wonder why they would deign to do so.
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Oh my lord poor Evan i mean this transformation couldnt look any more pathetic..
Honestly, at 20, ERW is too old to be behaving this way; one would expect it from a 13-6 year old girl. (Particularly if she had been abused, neglected, and/or molested as a child.)
She is a pretty (if unremarkable-looking) girl who is desperate for attention, desperate to be considered unique and unusual, and desperate to be taken seriously. Is is sad, though, that in dating older and (she only supposes) "deeper" men, she has lost her identity as a precocious young actress, and instead become a clone of another woman-- perpetuating her image as a pathetic and exploited victim.
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Awww! She use to date Jamie Bell and he is cute as a button!!
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We must all fear evil men...but there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:38am.
Gack!
I guess she couldn't find Gary Busey's phone number.
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