HoHan Isn't A Full-Time Gayelle
It's obvious to everyone that HoHan and SamRo are eating each other's fish biscuits. I mean, if you look close enough you can probably spot one of HoHan's ginge pubies in SamRo's teeth. HoHan sort of admitted it to Harper's Bazaar, but wouldn't name names. HoHan said, "I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing."
Even though HoHan is currently doing the labia lambada with SamRo, she doesn't consider herself a full-time lezzie. When asked if she was a lezzzzzzzbian, she said, "No." But when asked if she was bi (wanna try?) she said, "Maybe. Yeah."
Who needs labels anyway?! Sometimes you feel like an Oreo cookie, sometimes you feel like a Vanilla Wafer and most of the time you feel like a Mother's Circus Animal Cookie. That analogy makes no fucking sense (what's new?), but I have Mother's cookies on the brains in a bad way. Seriously, I think I ate like 4 bags this weekend and I only have 4 bags left. I hope the world ends soon, because I don't know what I'm going to do when I eat my last bag.....
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the labia lambada! nice. i am going to race you to the copyright office on that one! HA!
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I'm not saying she's gay but she buys tartar sauce by the gallon.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I'm not saying she's gay but Hohan recently applied for a Licker license.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Of course she's not a full lesbian, her gf has a penis.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
They're starting to look a-like dogs.
Is it me or are these two starting to look alike?
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Bye! Good
she should be a hellnosexual....
dumb bitch!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
More upcoming Harper's Bazaar stories: Lake Erie announces that it's wet and the makers of Mars Bars reveal that they are actually made on planet Earth.
she wears guns n roses t shirts too often, im scared to wear mine now...
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One dollar for eternal happiness?
I'd be happier with the dollar...
so many bi-sexual celebrities that i wonder if they can't find enough stimulation in normal life to be happy and satisfied. Lohan, Jolie, Pitt. Yep, i read where Brad Pitt is and always has been bi-sexual, maybe that's why paps insist he's on again off again with Clooney?
I'm going to have to go with the
"sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't"
analogy
Blohan should date Mickey Rourke.
yeah, MK are you quoting Sawyer with the fish biscuits?
where's okie today? wahhhhhhhhhhh
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
why are magazines even asking her if she's gay or bi? what do they think? it's not like she and samro are super discreet. so maybe that is why she didn't say. or maybe she is just trying to stave off further braying from her father.
"I hope the world ends soon, because I don't know what I'm going to do when I eat my last bag....."
Oh Christ,MK, you are completely On Fire today....you really are some piece of work.....
"eating each other's fish biscuits"
HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAH!
LMAO @ "labia lambada"
Who needs labels anyway?! Sometimes you feel like an Oreo cookie, sometimes you feel like a Vanilla Wafer and most of the time you feel like a Mother's Circus Animal Cookie
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Waddyamean it makes no sense? I get it!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Next she's going to date the Mac guy. Trust!
SamRo, put some support struts under that there gayelle heart because Lindsay WILL break it.
And those answers don't make any sense. Okay, she's not a lesbian. Obviously if she's clam-digging she isn't straight. So where's the "maybe" in bisexual?!
Sibsi, "I DO COCAAAAAAAAAIIINNNEEE..."
I don't know what kind of person Samantha is. On the surface, she looks nice, so let's go with that.
Lindsay will accrue some seriously bad karma if she is using Samantha for PR - I know... the 'if' there is kinda unnecessary, but for the benefit of the doubt... - and I really hope that is not the case.
They don't look like they'll live happily ever after, but it doesn't need to be a very painful experience when they break up.
As for Lindsay's talent? Don't think she ever was incredible as an actress, and as a singer, hah... let's not go there.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Poor Sam, the 'novelty' is wearing off for old Hohan. God only knows what she is going to hook up with next.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
That pod whore liar faced us all!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
The spammer lied to Lolo! She is back to her old spamming ways. And she said "trust me". I shall never trust a spammer again!!!
I am seriously bummed out about Mother's Cookies. My grandma always has a package of Taffys or Gauchos. This is an outrage!!
Blowhan: Part-time gayelle, full-time attention-whore.
don't think she is gay either......
I hope she doesn't hurt Sam's feelings. Sam seems like a decent and nice person be to around with. Besides have anyone ever seem a lezzy fight were one girl can't get off the turkey jerky stick? It's funny and scary with one person being busted up side the head and the other person being arrested.
Sam should go ahead and get the addadicktome procedure done. Save her some money on strap-ons and batteries.
I feel bad for her in a way. She's a good actress and was all set up to become the next Julia Roberts, and she let her youthful immaturity screw it all up. She's got to be really kicking herself. Even though she was an adult, her parents really should have been watching out for her more to make sure she didn't fuck everything up.
She's got crack wonk.
LMAO @ labia lambada MK!
Holy moly!!!...the spammer talked back??
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Submitted for your approval....
lol.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
I know what she means - somedays you feel like chicken, somedays you feel like feathers!
"Maybe, Yeah"
WTF?? you ARE bisexual....YOU DUMB ASS TWAT! I dont even know why they ask....its so DUH!!!!
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
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I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I
heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
Hey be nice to the spammer, maybe they will spam somewhere else
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
wow Linds, you really gave us some info there. You are sooooooo interesting.
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She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Ricki Lake ~ Lifetime is too good for Blohan. I mean, the Golden Girls reside there. Why pollute their neighborhood with the fish stank of Blohan's rotten cooch.
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Way to stop spamming. Brainless twat.
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It is sad that Mean Girls, which was supposed to be her breakout role, turned out to be the apex of her career. Too bad, she IS talented...she just cared more about being a junkie slut than an actress. I hope she burns through her money in a few years and ends up working at Howard Johnson's when she can't even get C-list roles in Lifetime movies.
_Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:21am.
Oh we need to come out with chicken flavored spam!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
This is too amazing for words.
*screams inside my head*
holy crap!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
All this talk about fish...makes me crave Goldfish Crackers.
Memo to All Spammers: go play in rush hour traffic you worthless pile of dung.
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:18am.
Oh honey I will spread the word like thunder bird if you keep your promise on not spamming.
*Pisses my self*
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SPAM ME, BEESH!!
oh wait.. i'm Jewish. I can't eat that shit. Ok, hit me with a KFed drumstick!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?