Monday, November 10th 2008

That's One Way Of Getting Out Of Your Disney Contract

If you've never heard of Adrienne Bailon of the Cheetah Girls, you have now, thanks to some pictures of her naked ass that were conveniently "stolen" from her laptop and are now all over the internets. Adrienne claims the pictures were only meant for her true love Robert Kardashian (brother of Kim).

Her spokeswhore, Jonathan Jaxson (who also runs a gossip blog), issued this statement to TMZ:

"The photos that have surfaced of Adrienne Bailon were stolen from her laptop over a week ago at an airport in NY and sent to several media outlets. These photos were taken in private. Adrienne will be pursuing legal action against the person or person's sending these private photos out.

Adrienne is deeply sorry for any pain this may have caused to her fans."

He should've just said, "Adrienne is a Disney star, so, you know how that works." Disney is the land of sluts! The next time you're at Disneyland, you'll probably get the sudden urge to take off your pants and run for the nearest webcam. Actually, Disneyland should open a booth for leaking pictures of your naked ass on the internet.

The pictures that Adrienne is apologizing for are so fucking tame. If they were a Disney movie, they'd be rated PG. Visit Egotastic! to see them, but she doesn't show any nip or snatch. She just flashes her ass. Child's play! That's what my drivers license photo looks like. It's not like she's spreading her cheeks and winking with her dirt star. It's nothing!

And at first I thought that was a chunky skidmark on her ass cheek, but I think it's just a fugly tattoo.

Can we start taking bets on what Disney slut will be the next to have a "nude picture" scandal? Please let it be RAVEN and her upside down eyebrows!

Posted by: Michael K


Sashas_minion25's picture

Her laptop was stolen, riiiiiight!!!!!

And someone made it a point to expose her naked pics, riiiiiiiiiight!!!!!

You mean to tell me she couldn't come up with a better lie??? SMDH

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notreallyworking's picture

double triple quadruple on the purposely leaked and showing just barely enough to be a leaked leaking leaky tidbit...

a funny thing about regret is...

notreallyworking's picture

I have more seductive pictures of my Chihuahua than that 30 second waste of my life. Big Ol Round. give her that.

a funny thing about regret is...

supermodela's picture

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How con-VEEEEEENNNN-nient....I was totally thinking the same thing, Mamma K "leaked them" or KK gave her tips on how....

Creepella's picture

Let's see what Disney has to say about this.

Say what you want about Raven's brows, but the girl has class.

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jussayin's picture

not the skanky one from 3LW?
*tries for shocked expression*
*fails*

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...

Another Mousekeslut. Change the name of the "Magic kingdom" to the "Magic Condom" and put vibrators on the Electric Parade. It will be more fitting for the whorehouse that Walt built.

Submitted by StewieGriffin on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:01pm.

I'm sure Kim gave her some pointers on how to give head...uhm I mean how to get ahead. Whatever happened to becoming famous for having talent?
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I was thinking along these lines too. What better way to make an easy few mil?

Aunt Bea's picture

Do they all take their pictures in the same hotel room? I say Hannah Montana's brother is the next one to show us his pubes.

I'm not sure how many people would CHECK their luggage with their laptop in it. Did she meet the minimum for her 2 carry-ons?

Her spokesperson said "I can not believe someone could be so cruel to steal such photos and use them for their own celebrity or monetary gain." This is the same person who "outed" several celebs on his blog.

Sounds fishy to me.

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Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:04am.

How fucking obvious is this?
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xxyxz's picture

I think she is VERY pretty!

And I feel like a dirty old hag for saying it:p

Laptop stolen??? Yeah, right? Why would someone think to steal HER laptop??

And why would they think that there would be nasty pictures on that laptop???

I smell something fishy.

http://www.myspace.com/hes_so_blind

kdracofan's picture

awesome skin
not too bad butt
but what a silly girl...

Hermosa's picture

Some people act like they have never sent a pic like this to their man. . .it ain't even bad she just showing her ass.

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Pretty standard these days really..ho is the new black.

Also, when some people go on Splash Mountain at Disneyland, they'll flash the camera. Those photos get confiscated, and this site flashmountain.com has lots of them posted. I guess now they're posting flashings from other places as well. Can't wait for the Disney Girl's Gone Wild ride.

bo_tatoe's picture

As the linked page states correctly - the brother of KardASSwhatshername obviously longs to fuck his own sister. Why else would he fuck a ho who just happens to have the exact same hippoass?

Kinda sick.

Then again, runs in the family.

Desert Rose's picture

My God, she has such perfect skin :o I'm kinda jealous

Why is she even a Disney "girl". She like 30 years old. I thought she was an adult when she was in 3LW

StewieGriffin's picture

I'm sure Kim gave her some pointers on how to give head...uhm I mean how to get ahead. Whatever happened to becoming famous for having talent?

yiooooooo's picture

She is pretty and has a nice body and skin but when you date a Kardashian their skankiness rub on you.

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miso-horny's picture

Can't hate on her, she has a nice ass and great skin. SHe's not showing her batcave or anything, so meh...move along. This is tame compared to what yours truly has done (*^_^*)blush

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parissucksliterally's picture

those Cheetah Girls are fugly!

ah, this is just her initiation into the Kardashian Family. One needs to be a complete skank before one takes the Kardashian last name!

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:29am.

Reinvention ~ nah, don't shoot yourself. Just say 10 Hail Mary's to the Skankelina Statue and ask for forgivenss.
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Stock Broker's picture

Reinvention ~ nah, don't shoot yourself. Just say 10 Hail Mary's to the Skankelina Statue and ask for forgivenss.

reinvention's picture

should i shoot myself now that i have to admit i actually know what the cheetah girls are?

i've got nephews who watch the disney channel...honest *blushing*

Stock Broker's picture

Disney Whore Machine should go on www.littlewhoresforsale.com

I hear its shockfull of young, nubile sluts and their eager parents willing to sell them. Check it out.

Bondagebarbie's picture

She looks like a J-Lo wannabe in the photo,her skin is nice though but she really is no biggie in the talent or looks dept.She is a Cheetah Girl,that's pretty lame by itself.She does have a ginormous ass though so that of course gives this chick bonus points.The pics are nothing,actually boring,she is worried about what?

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Message In A Bottle's picture

Eh, not really a big deal here...one, she's legal, and two it would suck to be her age and having to do kiddy movies and be such a goody goody all the time

"Jesus is shallow like that...He don't want no ugly ho's in his kingdom..." Tigerlilly

Dj Tenn.'s picture

The DISNEY corporation is rife with allegations of mind control & pedophilia .
Look at its skankalicious rosters of talent & all of their sexually suggestive songs, videos etc. & its clear Disney represents the American Jekyll & Hyde of child porn masquerading as "wholesome family entertainment"

this, of course, coming from a state that would make people into second class citizens for being gay.

CHANGE?

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Dr. Dick's picture

Oldest and most tiresome trick in the book. Either that or she a fucking dumb ass for having private pics on her laptop. What is really fucked up is that now she will be famous and will benefit financially from this shit.

ricki lake's picture

Sigh. I remember back in the day, when you used to have to be famous to have a nude pic scandal. Oh how the times have changed...

Otter Pop's picture

Who cares about the photos. I'm mesmerized by her flawless skin.

justice's picture

Ha! She was in the group 3LW (three little women), then to Disney.. now this?

The order of things seems a little befuddled here.

Yes she has got a round one and thank the lord for it! Not even a mention of ChiChis MK?? Slipping?

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How strange - she looks absolutely beautiful in the above photo and a rough piece of trash in the other shot. I wouldn't even think they were the same person. Shame - the face says one thing, the ass says something else entirely!

Athina's picture

Dumb whore. She's trying to make a name for herself by showing the world her enormous, fat, ass. She figures it worked for Kim Kardashian.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """"Sugar Baby Meet.c o m """""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Lexi-J's picture

I think she is beautiful and I am super jealous of her skin along with you other sluts.

I say leave her alone. I watched her on the kardashian show and she seems super sweet.

DeeDee's picture

She's pretty.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Yawn at this desperate, desperate hooker. Not brave enough to get a sex tape "stolen"?

I saw the photo and her ginormous ass that looked like it was about to squeeze out something huge.

I wonder if her boyfriend ever feels like he's fucking his sister. They look exactly alike from behind.

She's talentless and should remember that her bread and butter are preteens. Unless she starts doing a different oral performance in front of the camera she'll have no other career.

Coffee's picture

Setup! I have barely heard of the Cheetah Girls and didn't hear this girl's name until yesterday. She's trying to shed her Disney image so she can get adult roles. I mean, mature roles.

cornpone's picture

those pictures aren't even sexy. !!

michelleb's picture

Ok, I don't know who this chick is, but SERIOUSLY, I can't hate on her too much for this.I have been in a situation where my man and I were seperated from each other for long periods of time due to his job. I have taken some pictures for him to help him through the long nights and I KNOW I am not alone. She is a grown woman trying to help her man "handle his business" from afar. Believe me, I have done WAY worse on webcam for mine.

Anything Hollywood's picture

Seriously I don't know if she wants to really get out of her Disney contract though. She doesn't really have that much cooking for her, does she?
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snowpiece's picture

this weekend I had my niece over and had to watch the usual suite life/drake and josh/icarly fest but ALSO I had to endure listening to wooomanizer and watch Paris Hilton's BFF! torture! at least my bf was like "ew Paris got ugly," LOL
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snowpiece's picture

morning hos!
she's pretty, I can't see the link but if drama is right and she's 25....leave Adrienne alooone! LOL
amigas cheetas friends for life!
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letinstar's picture

question: which disney star doesn't have nude pics floating on the web? my guess is zero...
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