Wednesday, November 12th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Ryan Gosling (28)
Omarion (23)
Anne Hathaway (26)
Tevin Campbell (30)
Radha Mitchell (35)
Ethan Zohn (35)
Mayte Garcia (35)
Tonya Harding (38)
Sammy Sosa (40)
David Schwimmer (42)
Nadia Comaneci (47)
Megan Mullally (50)
Karen Ziemba (51)
Rhonda Shear (54)
Neil Young (63)
Wallace Shawn (65)

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:58pm.

Ryan Gosling IS 28. He was a Mouseketeer with Britney and he's just a little less than a year older than her.
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And his eyes are really close together, while hers are so apart. :-)

LisaRose's picture

Ryan Gosling IS 28. He was a Mouseketeer with Britney and he's just a little less than a year older than her.

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Submitted by samanthae on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:36am.
YAY! My birthday today!! I am 23.

Happy Birthday samanthae! It's my birthday too, but I've got exactly a decade on you.

Coffy1978's picture

Ryan Gosling 28? Yeah right! More like mid 30s

Tevin Campbell is 32

Omarion is 24

StewieGriffin's picture

mmmmm i want to nibble on Ryan's salchich.

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:22pm.

Thanks. I see it all the time on the SoCal hills but it was hard to ID it. It sure is an aggressive, successful weed.

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Happy Bday Ryan

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loozer's picture

Sheeps, I am no authority, but it does look like mustard. Poke, Mustard, Kale etc all grew wild where I grew up. I can remember coming home from school and the house would smell of greens cooking. I would accuse my momma of cooking weeds out of the yard.
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I would have thought Nadia was older than 47.

I like Schwimmer- (hides)

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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
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Does anyone know: is that a field of wild mustard weed?

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Morrissey: Sorry. Not. Enough. Coffee. This. Morning. Darling.

YAY! My birthday today!! I am 23.

Charles Manson was left out of the list, he's like 80 today.

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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:41am.
A very special Happy Birthday to David Schwimmer who was born November 2 AND November 12. Talk about a long labor! His poor mom!
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Actually, his body was born on the 2nd. It took the other 10 days to deliver his nose.

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I was just sitting here minding my own business...

No Words's picture

Happy birthday to Neil Young and Wallace Shawn.

Submitted by elegantlady on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:58am.

This radio dj used to do these characters on his morning show, one was called convict guy. When Tevin Campbell had his "scandal" convict guy called the show, asking about Tevin.

"Tevin Campbell did what? For real? Little Tevin Campbell? Little Tevin Campbell, mmm-mm-mmm. Little Tevin huh? Mmm-mm-mmm. Little Tevin Campbell. MMM-MM-MMMM!!! You say Tevin Campbell go that way huh? Little Tevin, Mmm!!!

Convict guy would go on and on like that for 3-4 minutes, just asking "Little Tevin Campbell huh? Mmm-mm-mmm." That skit was so creepy and funny I almost drove off the road.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:37am.

I gave him some love! See below, dear.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:51am.

yes, I hear you on that one... I've been feeling the same way lately, off and on.
i see someone's age, or rather see how they've aged, someone that used to seem young to me, and yikes!
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Oh, I love me some Ryan Gosling...he is so damn hot. And yeah, I fell in love with him when I saw The Notebook...and no turning back.

Happy B-day to mah Babay!!!! And how can you guys not see all the awesomness that my Ryan has to offer he is so hot and sweet I loved him back when he was in breaker high and he was MIA for a while and when I saw him in a movie again I almost died! ...Im so not obcessed or anything LMAO

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redpoint_blackdot's picture

Ryan Gosling is such hot piece. I would definitely hit it in the grass with his greasy ass.

He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday.

Can someone please tell me what the fuck is so great about Ryan Gosling? He always looks so dirty and so fucking bland.

Deb's picture

You too Impertinentvixen!

Happy Birthday to Nadia Comaneci! Perfect 10s!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

LisaRose's picture

Happy Birthday to my beautiful boy JJ who turns 4 today! I didn't know it was Ryan Gosling's birthday too! Cool! :) MMC forever!

elegantlady's picture

HB Tevin Campbell: you still have a beautiful voice but leave the tink prostitutes alone.

HB to the other sluts.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

No way Deb! Happy Wednesday!!

Deb's picture

Impertinentvixen! Can't sneak one past us!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

DeeDee's picture

Yes Nitty, that's exactly what I'm sayin'. :P

HB Neil Young!

Deb's picture

A very special Happy Birthday to David Schwimmer who was born November 2 AND November 12. Talk about a long labor! His poor mom!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Didn't David Schwimmer have a birthday last week on Dlisted?

Nadia was my idol during the 1976 Olympics; perfect 10! I was superbendy and her age and did gynmastics at the time like a freak! Her husband, Bart Conner, is also a gold medal Olympian. Probably their kids do backflips down the stairs.

Wallce Shawn: A brilliant actor. From a prestigious family. Vizzini in The Princess Bride and Rex the Dinosaur in Toy Story. No love for him? INCONCEIVABLE, you hippopotamic land mass!

lillybun's picture

Happy birthday Neil Young! I love you!!

sybil's picture

I would like to see everyone on the birthday list nude, covered in oil and having sex in a big pile! And I want Ryan Gosling on top!

Lexi-J's picture

ahhaha! I watched the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air yesterday where Ashley went out on a first date with Tevin Campbell!!
He was this shit when I was in middle school.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:47am.

HB Ryan Gosling. You look like a greasy fish stick in this pic. I'd still hit it!

Good morning MK and my dlisters ♥
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In other words, you'd like to add your tarter sauce to his fish stick.

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I was just sitting here minding my own business...

missy's picture

Neil Young, Im so glad you're in this world♥

Now that the holidays have come
They can relax and watch the sun
Rise above
all of the beautiful things
They've done.
Go to the country take the dog
Look at the sky without the smog
See the world
laugh at the farmers feeding hogs
Eat hot dogs.

What a pity

That the people from the city

Can't relate

to the slower things

That the country brings.

Time itself is bought and sold.
The spreading fear of growing old
Contains a thousand foolish games
That we play.

While people
planning trips to stars
Allow another boulevard to claim
A quiet country lane
It's insane.

So the subtle face

is a loser

This time around.

Here we are in the years
Where the showman
shifts the gears
Lives become careers
Children cry in fear

Let us out of here!

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

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I didn't even notice Neil Young was on the list. A local psychologist was a student at Kent State when that mess went down... He was in one of the buildings watching out one of the windows at the popo shooting the students.

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Am's picture

Happy Wednesday everybody!

What? No shout out for Charles Manson???

Ryan needs to wash his hair or something.

"Washington Insider"..."take on my own party" ... "bipartisan"..."joe six pack"..."hockey mom"... "Maverick!"

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Happy birthday to my second favorite Canadian, Neil Young.

Tonya Harding is just nasty. Wanna see some freaky shit?
Check out this page on her website:
http://www.tonyaharding.com/messages/MESSAGES.CFM?PAGE=1

KD's picture

IMO, Ryan is quite homely looking. It must be the sensitive characters that he plays that make girls swoon over him, because I don't see it!

he is so nice that many ppl at ^*^*SUGARBABYMeet.co m^*^*^*talked about him much..

loozer's picture

Now I know what Ryan Gosling has in common with Ross Gellar and Karen Walker.
Happy B-Day Neil Old and
Tevin Campbell (Round and Round...)

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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!

joanne's picture

HB to Ryan Gosling and Neil Young.

Lexi-J's picture

I think Ryan is yummy. Always have, always will. Most of the appeal for me I think comes from more of his character on The Notebook than his actual appearance.

NitWitty's picture

HB to all the sluts. GM MK and Sluts. I don't like any of the Ryan's around today. Meh. Do you notice most of them are blond and of the same age?
Ryan Gaycrest. Ryan Gosling. Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Phillipe. Nope, still got no feelin in the low below. More for you sex hookers.

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harlow's picture

heeeeelllloooo ryan!

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Why you gotta use a picture where it looks like RG has been sleeping in that field after falling on hard times? Ugh.

Who am I kidding, I'd still ride that baloney pony till the quarter ran out.

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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.

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How did Nadia Comaneci age so badly? She's only three years older than me but even after a bit of plastic surgery she looks twenty years older. How can you be so healthy and athletic and look like such utter crap? (I'm not even trying to pick on her. No reason to dislike her and remember watching her in the Montreal Olympics and just thinking she was awesome.)

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@Morrisey, yes I know. But she's not that much older than me. I hate aging, it makes me feel so old.

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Submitted by putsomstankonit on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:43am.

Well, think about it. Most Olympians are or have to be early 20s, and that was like 15 years ago that the knee-whacking incident happened, right?

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not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."

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Wallace Shawn! W00t!
The Princess Bride, baby!

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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."