Mimi Was A Nick Cannon Virgin Until Her Wedding Night
There might have been a real good reason on why Mimi got hitched to Nick Cannon after only 2-months of dating. Mimi wouldn't let Nick put his Keroppi in her Hello Kitty until after they were married and the thing was starting to purr uncontrollably.
The unicorny princess told the Daily Mirror, "It's not that we had no intimacy, we just didn't have complete intimacy. It's just me, and my feelings. I definitely don't want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is."
Mimi also let Nick rub his Deery-Lou all over her Cinnamorolls while she licked on his Spottie Dotties. And then he'd slap her Little Twin Stars with his Pekkle and bust a load of his Sweet Coron on her throbbing Chi Chai Monchan.
I know I've missed a bunch of character names, but I'm starting to freak myself out.
And I don't think Nick cared about waiting to fuck as long as he got to stick his dick deep into her checking account after they got married.
Here's Mimi in London last night still glowing from getting her no-cherry popped by her new manchild husband.
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I cant even picture her having sex....probably just lays there and files her nails during the deed
LOL@TITS! Nevermind! LOL!
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TB is going to be so fucking good tonight. I hope that Amy bitch gets it.
I'm not surprised. Its been said millions of times by Mariah and others regarding how conservative she is.
People assume because at times she dresses scantily clad and works with rappers that shes some type of trollop. (lol). Oh Mimi. I really do love them as a couple oh so sugary sweet.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:09pm.
And really, does any married couple ever achieve complete intimacy?
I'll see your comment and take it one step further: Can any two people ever achieve complete intimacy?
Yeah, the election's over, but this is still my favorite viral video, by far:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB9ROwrbBsU
MK, you just dirty. And now I'm dirty too! Eep!
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NO TRUEBLOOD SPOILERS!!!
I can't download it until tomorrow.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
And really, does any married couple ever achieve complete intimacy?
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
what no ref to doki doki yummychums? whoa. i could do SO much with that.
confession - i love choco cat. the character!!! not the anus!
hmmm I wonder if choccat has whiskers...
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
True Blood 24 minutes. Go get your snacks ready, muzzle the kidz and animals.
This crazy ass bitch right here......
More clothes actually do make Mimi look older, so there's apparently a method to her madness.
Yeah, the election's over, but this is still my favorite viral video, by far:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB9ROwrbBsU
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:04pm.
so he's the owner of the torso doll!!
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You, too TITS... I am submitting your name to the MacArthur Genius Awards Committee.
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
I've had girls tell me that they were saving their a-hole for marriage, but I think they were just scared?
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
so he's the owner of the torso doll!!
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:00pm.
she wants to talk about her Hello Kitty! collection
*tell me all about it Mimi...I'm FASCINATED!!!!*
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
In spite of the look she pushes, Mariah strikes me as very a very non-sexual person. She seems like she's the type who likes to flirt and that's it. You get her back to her place, and she wants to lie around and talk about her dogs, or cd collection, or some such shit.
Mimi wouldn't let Nick put his Keroppi in her Hello Kitty
~~~~that is the line of the year!!!!!!!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:29pm.
@jussayin--
You mean your Gayle toy?
.....no because unfortunately I don't eat tuna....strickly dickly! But if I had Oprah money I'd probably do the Hugh Hefner thing and have a whole gang of men at my beck and call LOL.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
I can't believed Mimi is so covered up! What a pleasant surprise.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ugh, she is so fucking ridiculous. And the quickest way to get me naked is to tell me I can't have sex. It's like when you're told not to think about something and that's all you can think about.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:35pm.
Well maybe not the walking across the street part. But I'm interested in the sex and BM especially if they are y'know going on simultaneously.
*shrugs*
It happens.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
what a nice post... the ppl at ^*^*^*SUGAR baby Meet. co m *^**^love these words....you shout out these for them... : So, what she's really trying to say is that she let him hit the chocolate spider, but only with the tip. Liar mouth.
Sometimes, people just need to shut the fuck up. I don't need to read about their sex lives, their bowel movements, or the last time they walked across the street.
Mimi is Excedrine headache #1.
GAH!!!!!!!!
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Shut your trap Mimi--we ALL know the Brat-Rat-Tat-Tat was and WOULD still be tapping that azz if she wasn't locked up----This is just TM(DAMN)I...
"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
@jussayin--
You mean your Gayle toy?
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
I believe I'll just be passing San Rio by from now on.
Is nothing sacred?
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
hahaha, oh my. I loved Hello Kitty when I was a kid, hearing all those names brought me back...and disturbed me at the same time D: You forgot Badtz-Maru, the lil emo penguin. XD
I DON'T BLAME HER. I WOULD NOT WANT TO FUCK THAT EITHER UNTIL I HAD TO.
Dickamatized. I wonder if she screams " OH BUTTERFLIES" instead of... well you sluts know.
Right. And Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift are still virgins.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I bet Nick teased her with the dick until she felt she had to marry him just to get some
If I ever get rich like that I will be living in Oprah style sin with my mansion, my boy toy and my dog....
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SANRIO CHARACTER REFERENCES WERE AWESOME!!! LOLOL
Oh beard, please...
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OBAMALOONIE
So, what she's really trying to say is that she let him hit the chocolate spider, but only with the tip. Liar mouth.
My God, she's annoying.