Mimi Was A Nick Cannon Virgin Until Her Wedding Night
There might have been a real good reason on why Mimi got hitched to Nick Cannon after only 2-months of dating. Mimi wouldn't let Nick put his Keroppi in her Hello Kitty until after they were married and the thing was starting to purr uncontrollably.
The unicorny princess told the Daily Mirror, "It's not that we had no intimacy, we just didn't have complete intimacy. It's just me, and my feelings. I definitely don't want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is."
Mimi also let Nick rub his Deery-Lou all over her Cinnamorolls while she licked on his Spottie Dotties. And then he'd slap her Little Twin Stars with his Pekkle and bust a load of his Sweet Coron on her throbbing Chi Chai Monchan.
I know I've missed a bunch of character names, but I'm starting to freak myself out.
And I don't think Nick cared about waiting to fuck as long as he got to stick his dick deep into her checking account after they got married.
Here's Mimi in London last night still glowing from getting her no-cherry popped by her new manchild husband.
Thanks de Cosmos
if this is true and her intentions were real than that's awesome of her
Pandapple! The little panda boy with half an apple stuck on top of his head. Duh!
What do you think he did to her PICKIE BICKIE? That's my favorite Sanrio! Loved what you did MK! Funny! :)
nick is such an annoying looking dude
You are hilarious!
the thing is, Mariah uses these names herself when she and cannon-boy have complete intimacy.
Who is this whore kidding? She was still with boyfriend Mark Sudack as of two weeks prior to marrying Nick. I saw a picture on another blog of Mariah and Nick all over each other at a club weeks prior to getting married. Mark was also there in the background and they say he tolerated her publicity stunts because it made her happy. They were together for a couple of years. But if she married him, she wouldn't have gotten the same publicity the way she did with Nick. She also claimed she was a virgin with first husband Tommy Motolla. She's a golddigging homewrecker! Virgin my ass! Mark Sudack's friends were so concerned for him after Mariah married Nick. Mark really loved her but she threw him aside like this to sell her worthless CD. She was not a virgin with Nick. She's gone through men like I go through toilet paper!!
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MK, you basically rule.
Good for you Mimi.
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Meh. Count me in the camp that actually believes her. Funny thing about M. Carey is that I really think she's kind of puritanical. Clearly, homegirl is all kinds of crazy but I think she's a prude. She apparently doesnt really drink, smoke, do drugs (other than prescription pills methinks), and you never really heard about her getting around and being all scanky like all the other Hollywood hos. I think she makes them marry her to hit it (kinda like J-Lo).
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:25am.
In other words, she sucked his dick for 8 weeks. Now I know why she always wears shades, her face is still stuck in squint mode.
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Either that or Nick is packing a whopper and she's taken one thrust too many to the eye socket. What? Hey, its no secret men have a bad aim...just check your toilet seats ladies. Nothing says love like a cock knock black eye :)
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Amy Winehouse 'Get over it' - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIqKDs-0_A&feature=related
In other words, she sucked his dick for 8 weeks. Now I know why she always wears shades, her face is still stuck in squint mode.
I will say at her point in life, there's nothing wrong with taking a test drive... Especially if you're gonna be stuck with the car for awhile. She's been married before.. she knows how it works.
She is either preggers or getting fat.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Maybe her manchild husband was put off by the My Little Pony bedsheets and troll dolls on the nightstand, and figured he'd wait till he had that cash sewn up.
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
Umm ... hasn't she heard the old saying -
"Before you buy the car, you take it for a test drive!"?
That's just common sense.
The Odd Couple
Ah it looks like Mommy & Me going out on the town.
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Bye! Good
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 11:34pm.
I don't think she's fat/overweight/whatever but...she looks like she'd be squishy to hug. *
I bet she giggles easy too. Like a money spewing squeak toy.
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Yeah, giggling money spewing squeak toys are the best squish you'll get...Trust...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 11:34pm.
I don't think she's fat/overweight/whatever but...she looks like she'd be squishy to hug. *
I bet she giggles easy too. Like a money spewing squeak toy.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
I don't think she's fat/overweight/whatever but...she looks like she'd be squishy to hug. Maybe that's why dude was game for that waiting.
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OBAMALOONIE
Mimi wouldn't put out, he probably was grateful.
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She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
@TITS! Ha! You best be looking out for my wheatgrass and spinach fart bombs!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:22pm.
I never got the credit I deserved...damn that Lennon guy!
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I know JUST how you feel (side eye at Angel).
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
she didn't have sex with him, but her forehead sure did.
that thing is a seperate person
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 10:03pm.
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It's under control. Now stop it before I scratch you. :-)
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:26pm.
Is that some kinda dig?
Do we need to take this outside?
Camon! Bring it! I can take it! Hold me back, hold me back!
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pfft i'm shaking. macrame beads at 10 paces?
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 10:01pm.
Why, yes. Yes I am.
Then you're gonna need special nails.
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:21pm.
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Why, yes. Yes I am.
Oh! It's twue. It's twue. It's twue. IT'S TWUE!
The unicorny princess told the Daily Mirror, "It's not that we had no intimacy, we just didn't have complete intimacy. It's just me, and my feelings. I definitely don't want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is."
I actually have nothing to respond,well maybe something: bitch is delusional if she truly believes we are buying any of that shit...BITCH PLEASE! GIMME AN F. GIMME AN U, GIMME A C, GIMME A K, GIMME A FUCKING CREAMPIE! SHE PROBABLY YELLED AT CANNONBALLS!
...like i said: BITCH PLEASE!
MIMI Containing her vaginal fluids? ..right, just like Fergie I bet.
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
they're nice couple, hope they will be nice forever, cuz their fans at ^*^**SUGARBABY meet.c o m^**^*^*luv them so much....
file this under "bitch please!" buawhahaha
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:24pm.
Waddyamean swap dolls?
oh. i thought you had mimi on your icon.
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Is that some kinda dig?
Do we need to take this outside?
Camon! Bring it! I can take it! Hold me back, hold me back!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:22pm.
I never got the credit I deserved...damn that Lennon guy!
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
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LOL too funny...I love sanrio characters to death...don't forget about her My Melody and his Dear Daniel....Badtz Maru and Pandapple too!
Waddyamean swap dolls?
oh. i thought you had mimi on your icon.
HEY mrs KKKkkkkkk!!! i did aniston on the face first. no credit, but I WAS first.
bah.
sulk.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:18pm.
your real name is john lennon?
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:15pm.
@TITS: I guess YOU'RE the BRIDESMAID NOW!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! ;p
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pfft. mine was up at 9.04.
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Yeah - but I was a Genius first! So HaHA!
Waddyamean swap dolls?
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Ice Baby Hands
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:16pm.
Well, not the ones I've slept with.
You some kind of sex hooker?
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:15pm.
@TITS: I guess YOU'RE the BRIDESMAID NOW!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! ;p
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pfft. mine was up at 9.04.
but as a parting gift you can pick something from the third shelf.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:09pm.
And really, does any married couple ever achieve complete intimacy?
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yes. it's called "k-y and a sock....the sock keeps him from screaming like a bitch.
LMAO. Seriously.
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:14pm.
give someone else a chance this year.
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You deserve it...no one else even comes close.
I wrote you a song...
But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
I feel like our Mimi might be on drugs or something. Who in their right mind marries Nick Cannon? He must've slipped her a mickey or three.
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"The last time a pretty filly like yourself knocked me senseless and tied me to a chair, I had to pay for it." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:09pm.
And really, does any married couple ever achieve complete intimacy?
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Well, not the ones I've slept with. :0)
Hahaha! I love Chococat. And no that's not a euphemism for anything; I even have a Chococat bath mat in one of the bathrooms.
A friend of mine at work knows someone who works as a nurse at a high school here in SoCal, and this nurse used to complain to her about the unbelievable numbers of teenage Armenian girls who were saving their virginity until after marriage but were letting their boyfriends poke their poop chute to their heart's content, and having horrible bleeding rectal issues as a result.
@TITS: I guess YOU'RE the BRIDESMAID NOW!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! ;p
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Submitted by SpunkyBrewster on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:13pm.
Maybe she uses the Wrap it Up box from Dave Chappelle
Angel - wanna swap dolls? I see a lurve match!
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:04pm.
so he's the owner of the torso doll!!
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You, too TITS... I am submitting your name to the MacArthur Genius Awards Committee.
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again? titter, blush!
give someone else a chance this year.
this is getting to be SO embarassing.
:D
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)