Sunday, November 9th 2008

Courtney Love Is A Refined Woman

Courtney Love blogged about Prop 8 the other day and it sounded like she was thrilled that it passed, but she wasn't. She was just explaining that some bitches were "confuseded" about the confusing language. And in doing so, she confused me. In another friends-only blog, Court explained herself:

prop 8
Current mood: apoplectic

oh you pretty things!
i voted NO against prop 8 !!!! the kids outside were there to clarify that the language was indeed confusing, and so by the way it was, i think its possible alot of people voting YES on prop 8 thought they were voting AGAINST it
I AM NOT ONE OF THEM
and oer the Huffington Post
ARianna knows me, she knows i am an intelligent and refined woman as anyone who knows me knows...

She called me purdy! And it looks like Court has been toking and dictionary reading again. She used the words apoplectic and refined! I had to jump over to the dictionary to look up the word refined to make sure we are all on the same page. Refined: having or showing well-bred feeling, taste, etc.: freed from impurities.

HA! She hasn't been free of impurities since the 60s! But I do like the fact that she used the word. We should all start calling ourselves "refined women." Refined is the new elegant.

Just one blog post on the subject wasn't enough for Court, so she posted another one:

clarity
Current mood: anal plug

i voted AGAINST proposition 8. i want there to be gay marriage rights passionately.
clear?

shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.

I thought I was the only one who had anal plug moods. And Court, I would vote against dressing up as a butt plug unless you want Tommy Girl to swallow you with his hungry hole. Actually, that might not be such a bad thing.

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notreallyworking's picture

mommy! i'm scared! make the bad clown go away!

a funny thing about regret is...

mikki's picture

Why is she wearing ramen noodles on her head??

She looks like a zombie from Dead Set. Maybe the celebrity Big Brother version??

MyTwoCents's picture

Didn't she do a movie with Angelina and Jack Black?

I'm sure she's standing behind AJ in that stories main pic.

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Submitted by Contando1234 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 10:53pm.

Bitch looks like dead Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes Her

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Spot on Contando1234! I think she is starting to look nearly as scary as the Bride of Wildenstein.

Can she please stay indoors and just abuse us via text?
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classy bitch

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 11:01pm.
Putting the sickness of bible-beaters and the bitter closet cases who lead them aside for a moment: I want to challenge Courtney and Kanye to a blog-off! no-caps versus ALL-CAPS, bitches! Place your bets! :D
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AWESOME...my money's on Snortney..That bitch's drug fueled rants make a brain high on cocaine want to shoot sombody and make it look like a suicide whereas, Kayne's rants just make me, my whole person, my spirit and my mama, want to shoot him dead and end that shit for all y'all ho's...
No, I kid, I have nothing but love for both these ho's...you know, DListed love...Oh, fuck, I want both these ho's shot in the head....NOW!

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Putting the sickness of bible-beaters and the bitter closet cases who lead them aside for a moment: I want to challenge Courtney and Kanye to a blog-off! no-caps versus ALL-CAPS, bitches! Place your bets! :D

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Bitch looks like dead Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes Her

i love her and her new contacts! i love how she says, if she has time..

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Bahahahah....this reads like she was trippin' on acid or something when she wrote this.

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:06pm.

Yeah, it's all fun and games till Mr. Self-Righteous gets caught with Larry Craig in the restroom.

Then who's getting stoned?

Sad, sad business. You know, they still stone folks over in Iran. Certain people might feel more comfortable living there.

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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love

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LOL@TITS! Who's head is that?!?

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TITS's picture

Jiggy, I shit you not. stoning was one of the things these scum suckers want to bring back.

one giant step forward (obama), 10 steps back...

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Submitted by hathwayannespring on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:47pm.

damn it, what s going on???? who made her??/her fans at ^*^*^*SUGARBABY MEET.com ^*^*^*^*will be sad....oh god, these blogs will be changed dramatically.....

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Courtney, get back to rehab. You have a blog. You do not need to post your comments here.

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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love

damn it, what s going on???? who made her??/her fans at ^*^*^*SUGARBABY MEET.com ^*^*^*^*will be sad....oh god, these blogs will be changed dramatically.....

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 6:36pm.

Pearl - found this gem while reading about this tool: “My goal is the total integration of biblical law into our lives,” Ahmanson once said.

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Does this include stoning folks and sacrificing animals?

PETA will plotz.

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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love

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Courtney Love Is A Refined Woman

...hold up? Courteney Love is a woman?!?
shut UP!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 6:36pm.

Pearl - found this gem while reading about this tool: “My goal is the total integration of biblical law into our lives,” Ahmanson once said.

How sad that money can buy election results in the usa.
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OMFG and these are the same tools who who go on and on about Muslim radicals wanting Sharia (Muslim gov't/law) around the planet! sheesh!
OH btw, here's a link to the LA Times, guess I have to like Arnie now a little bit -- and guess that's why the fundiewhack-asslicking GOP didn't consider him as McCain's running mate:

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-protest10-2008nov10,0,4939340.st...

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When celebrities blog you realize just how un-edu-macated they are.
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she looks like Goldie Hawn on "Death Becomes Her"

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Submitted by black widow on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 5:45pm.
she looks like janice from the muppet show, although that's a little insulting to janice.

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LOL! I love Janice with the flip-top head!

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Court's a busted mess.

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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
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that's friggin hilarious. i appreciate the effort though.

btw - if you are bored or creative, make your own celeb stories here, and see if you can do better than our gossip pundits out there:
http://www.howlegit.com/main/make_your_own

Reading anything Courtney blurbs gives me a full-on migraine.

There are Bible thumper Dems of ALL colors and I think that's the only reason h8 passed because people cling to their religious convictions so blindly that they don't mind stepping on someone's civil rights to do it. I refuse to make excuses for people who deliberately made this decision on the ballots and I will not insult people by calling them ignorant for their choices but I'm utterly disappointed. Religion scares the fuck outta me. *sigh*

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Pearl - found this gem while reading about this tool: “My goal is the total integration of biblical law into our lives,” Ahmanson once said.

How sad that money can buy election results in the usa.

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she looks like a super villian from a 'graphic novel', only with an amy wino skin condition for added charm and refinement.

and i'm not being bitchy......this is the real me

Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007

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Submitted by Nanners on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 4:00pm.

Holy Shit!

She spelled 'apoplectic' correctly?! Is the end of the world near?
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I think she accidentally right clicked on it to try and catch the red squiggly line and mistakenly allowed spellchecker to fix it.

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france bean...come get your mother...
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...

she looks like janice from the muppet show, although that's a little insulting to janice.

http://ca.images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?ei=UTF-8&p=janice+muppet

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Courtney has got some scary eye action going on.

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Mrs Kravitz,

I love that you post references to Dickens' here!

And I tend to like Crazy Court meself...she, at least is dependable! But more of a changeling Estella!

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Love me some Courtney! I'm also impressed I was able to decipher her blog post this time.

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The contacts are a bit creepy but I love Courtney,she is not a poser,has always been a loud,punk rock crazy bitch.Love her!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 4:26pm.
Jesus = The original long-haired, sandal-wearing, po' folk-loving, bleeding heart liberal Jew.

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Truth!! ;D

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 4:16pm.
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ah, amen! From your keyboard to my liberal god's ears :)

And to the bible-bangers, hate to break it to ya, but, Jesus = The original long-haired, sandal-wearing, po' folk-loving, bleeding heart liberal Jew. Just the truth ;D

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wow, someone who can do the Joker Heath Ledger style!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:58pm.

There's a vast majority that think they're just fine and are actually proud of being less educated than a 5th grader, oy.

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The Ahmanson name sounds familiar. I'll have to look him up. The anti-intellectual thing is a particularly frightening, maddening aspect of religious extremism. They like us dumb, barefoot, preggers and scared! The swine. I hope the idea an educated middle class becomes popular again.

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

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BUT on the positive front for us hell-bound bleedin' heart liboorools with half a brain: I'm going to a Walk Against H8 march next Thursday. This was a wake-up call to those who were complacent about this thing not passing and didn't bother to get involved. I know people in the gay community who thought it would be an epic fail and didn't think that the Mormons, the Catholic Knights of Columbus, and all the other out of state fuckers pumping money and people in the last weeks was a big deal. Sigh. But mark my words: This is Stonewall the Sequel, hopefully not in violent resistance, but civil backlash for sure.

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Holy Shit!

She spelled 'apoplectic' correctly?! Is the end of the world near?

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:50pm.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:25pm.
For the marginally literate, the wording of that H8 mess was confuzzling. I actually talked to people who thought it "allowed" gay marriage but "didn't want it called marriage" lawd.
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I agree. The wording was cornfuzing for the masses. People just wanted to say "yes" or "no" to gay marriage. Leave it to a bunch of lawyers to screw that up.
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Yes, the decision was very clear to many of us, but I think literate people tend to underestimate just how bad the state of basic reading skills is in the US. And no, I don't mean to be a "libooorooool eeeleeetist," it's just the ugly reality out there. I volunteered in hs for a library adult literacy program and tutored the GED people, too. It's freaking scary, and those people were the ones that were at least trying to improve their literacy. There's a vast majority that think they're just fine and are actually proud of being less educated than a 5th grader, oy.

And lastly, look up the nasty bunch of very wealthy ultra fundamentalists who pumped money into this vile piece of crap, not just the Mormon church, but a nasty piece of work called Howard Ahmanson. Will make your stomach churn.

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:25pm.
For the marginally literate, the wording of that H8 mess was confuzzling. I actually talked to people who thought it "allowed" gay marriage but "didn't want it called marriage" lawd.
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I agree. The wording was cornfuzing for the masses. People just wanted to say "yes" or "no" to gay marriage. Leave it to a bunch of lawyers to screw that up.

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Why does Courtney think that anyone cares about her drug-fueled drivel?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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I'll give her kudos for her passionate stance.
I read her "blogging" and my brain slapped me.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

The complete text of Prop 8 was 14 words: "Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California."

AG Jerry Brown revised the proposed title to read: "Eliminates Right of Same-Sex Couples to Marry."

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The only way to understand her blogs is by taking half a vicodin like I just did. Now it makes complete sense! I love that her mood is an anal plug...I think she stole that idea from you MK! Scary beeatch!!!

Your face!

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Her lipstick app drives me crazy.

I don't even try to read her blogging.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:00pm.

Well, you know, I was a little confused at first about whether I was "for" or "against" Prop 8. Because I'm "FOR" gay marriage, I would assume that I'd be "for" Prop 8. Uh, right?
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Against. But one poster has mentioned that the ballot was much more clearly stated.

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And TV commercials for both sides were on hundreds of times in October. The ones for Yes were similar to the crap the RNC put out about Obama.

On the other hand, 'No on 8' was absolutely drilled into anyone with half a brain.

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Besides the religious fundie nutters trucked in from witch-xorcising classes at the megachurches, Courtney is the other kind of voter that I figure marked 'yes' on 8. For the marginally literate, the wording of that H8 mess was confuzzling. I actually talked to people who thought it "allowed" gay marriage but "didn't want it called marriage" lawd.

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Umm. sometimes stream-of-conscious blogging isn't a good idea. the second quote would've been just right.

her heart is in the right place on this, even though she has Marilyn Manson eyes

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