Kanye West Can Go Pee Pee Wherever He Wants!
Kanye West was hanging out in his dressing room at the MTV Europe Awards, probably violently blogging on his MacBook air, when he felt the urge to purge through his pee hole. Since he's Kanye, he couldn't be bothered with walking 20 or 30 steps to the nearest toilet. So he got up and pissed all over the carpet. In Kanye's beautiful mind, I'm sure he figured he was cleansing the carpet with his greatness. At least he didn't have to go caca.
Kanye was sharing a dressing room with the Ting Tings and they were a little surprised to have his piss all over the floor. Their drummer told The Sun, “We ask for a lot of unusual things on our backstage rider but that ain’t one of them!”
Even in a drunken state, I don't think I've ever pissed on the carpet before. Let's see, I've pee peed in a water bottle, an alley way, a few plastic cups, various bushes, planters, a garbage chute, a trash can, countless sinks, in my pants and the bed. It's natural! And I haven't pissed in the bed for at least 20 years. Okay, I really mean 20 days, but those damn "happily peeing in a pristine toilet" dreams trick me every time!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 5:16pm.
I wish someone would just piss all over him.
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R. Kelly sounds like a good candidate..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
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You are probably right Sandbitch.
@devilgirl - I blame Jackass.
I wouldn't want to touch a urinating lump of trash with my hands so I would've kicked his damn nose in it. Maybe crush his larynx with my stiletto...
We need a new category : piss listed.
I wish someone would just piss all over him. Eh, he'd probably like it. What a fucking ignorant scumbag! No wonder Europeans think we are all classless swine, look at how people act.
So how long until we get an ALL CAPS reply from mouthbreather?
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Submitted by wolfyMan on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 4:46pm.
Y'all will love my new blog!
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Is it a blog on piss?
That is some Dirty Nasty Shit!
That's what dog's do. They pee everywhere.
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He could have got uromysitisis poisoning and died!
He looks like a pig and act like a pig.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
What an asshat. I've drunkenly pissed in so many back alleys I could write a Fodor's guide, but I've never done this.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Just what in the hell is wrong with this numbnuts?!?
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
Disgusting!
What a fucking, talentless, Mommy's boy asshole.
Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 3:04pm.
uh-oh. Steve Buscemi is on tv right now.. i don't know whether to run in fear or stare at him in total fascination!
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I think it's the teeth. and the lips. and the pallor.
oooh i once peed on poison ivy down a bank in the woods. sadly i didn't know it was there.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
A punk rock move from a dip shit guy.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Disgusting pig!!! Someone needs to be potty trained!
@onesage. so sorry. i must have missed the dlisted code. do please carry on policing people comments.
I think there are sites where the "first" thing is acceptable, and this just isn't one of them. Not to be rude, but people here don't want to see that mess. Go over to you-know-who's site and try for first there, and post it when you are second, third, and fourteenth so you look extra special smartypants.
Did he just whip it out in front of everyone, or did he pee pee on the sly?
I was banned from the Mall of America for a month after I was caught pissing in the parking garage, but I was also 21...
i don't believe i called anyone an idiot. bitchy yes.
fact is, you don't know who you are speaking too when you lash out like that. completely uncalled for. don't like it? scroll.
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@Farrah,
didn't know that, but it makes me hate him even more
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EXACTLY!
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 2:50pm.
uh-oh. Steve Buscemi is on tv right now.. i don't know whether to run in fear or stare at him in total fascination!
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A metaphor for his artistry.
Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by Michaell_Mandar... on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 2:48pm.
its probably what his family did when he was a child - they'd go and piss all over their trailer
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actually, his mother Dr Donda West was a Professor of English at Clark Atlanta University, and the Chair of the English Department at Chicago State University before becoming his manager.
This is just another "i'm a celebrity, i can do everything i can" ass. His mom did the best she could to give him a good education, the poor woman dies, and all of a sudden it's Kanye's world. I can't wanit on the furious all caps rant on his blog.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
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@Farrah,
didn't know that, but it makes me hate him even more,
lol, those toilet dreams got me for a long time when I was young, you could not tell me I wasn't sitting on porcelain....until I felt the wetness. apparently this happens to many people!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
Submitted by Bella on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 2:55pm.
Farrah and Sarcastic, I find it a bit uncomfortable that you´re telling off Droppin Kids Of... because it feels like you´re yealling at that adorable puppy... :)
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i know, cute one, uh? luvs puppies!
if Mix Well thinks we're idiots for not liking the "first" thing" it's because it IS dumb and we're more interested in what you have to say than who posted when.
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If you act like a dog, you are a dog.
I guess he feels relieved now. What a stupid thing to do. Whats makes a I can do anything person anyway. Are they told they are special at birth?
Submitted by Michaell_Mandar... on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 2:48pm.
its probably what his family did when he was a child - they'd go and piss all over their trailer
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actually, his mother Dr Donda West was a Professor of English at Clark Atlanta University, and the Chair of the English Department at Chicago State University before becoming his manager.
This is just another "i'm a celebrity, i can do everything i can" ass. His mom did the best she could to give him a good education, the poor woman dies, and all of a sudden it's Kanye's world. I can't wanit on the furious all caps rant on his blog.
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eat you? how adult of you. i'll pass thanks.
TITS, I have also pissed in a towel a couple of times. It wasn't mine, so I didn't really give a shit (oh, bad pun).
But yeah, I don't care what none of y'all say, I still love Kanye! I don't want to, but I can't help myself...
Farrah and Sarcastic, I find it a bit uncomfortable that you´re telling off Droppin Kids Of... because it feels like you´re yealling at that adorable puppy... :)
I however completely agree with that first bullshit, it reminds me when I was at elemenaty school and some of the kids used to hang in front of the school entrance the entire recess just to be first in line when it was time to go back in again... never made much sense to me.
I once pissed between two cars on a sidestreet in Rome.
Also once at a Midway Airport remote parking lot.
In my defense, I had no access to a bathroom and I couldn't hold it anymore.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
kanye is such a fucking tool.
mix well is here to save the day!!!!
fighting for truth, justice and the american way
EAT ME!!!!!!
what a bunch of bitchy fuckoffs some of you are!
all the person said was "first". get over yourselves.
I once peed in a towel. Frankly I thought that was clever.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
its probably what his family did when he was a child - they'd go and piss all over their trailer
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Submitted by Droppin Kids Of... on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 2:31pm.
*First* oops my bad
I'm first!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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what are you, 12?
take that "first" shit to fatso's site.
damn.
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I am so not surprised. He is such an arrogant piece of fuck.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I pissed on a dance floor in a night club once.
stupid dilusional scumbag - i can't stand this whore nowhere aargh
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What a foul beast!
Submitted by Droppin Kids Of... on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 2:33pm.
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Wait, so he pissed on the floor because you think he's a closeted gay? WTF. And STFU with that "first" crap.
I would never want to be a celebrity. These people get so diluted from people telling them they're so great all the time that they think they can do things like this.
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Yuck!
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Second!!!!!! Manequin beat me. Anyhow, it does not surprise me that Kanye did this. I've read he's a closeted gay. He should come out already. He proves that money cannot buy class. You either have it or you don't.
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*First* oops my bad
I'm first!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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firt?
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