Kanye West Can Go Pee Pee Wherever He Wants!
Kanye West was hanging out in his dressing room at the MTV Europe Awards, probably violently blogging on his MacBook air, when he felt the urge to purge through his pee hole. Since he's Kanye, he couldn't be bothered with walking 20 or 30 steps to the nearest toilet. So he got up and pissed all over the carpet. In Kanye's beautiful mind, I'm sure he figured he was cleansing the carpet with his greatness. At least he didn't have to go caca.
Kanye was sharing a dressing room with the Ting Tings and they were a little surprised to have his piss all over the floor. Their drummer told The Sun, “We ask for a lot of unusual things on our backstage rider but that ain’t one of them!”
Even in a drunken state, I don't think I've ever pissed on the carpet before. Let's see, I've pee peed in a water bottle, an alley way, a few plastic cups, various bushes, planters, a garbage chute, a trash can, countless sinks, in my pants and the bed. It's natural! And I haven't pissed in the bed for at least 20 years. Okay, I really mean 20 days, but those damn "happily peeing in a pristine toilet" dreams trick me every time!
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The sad part is that he's not even the laziest "Black" (and we all know the word we'd really like to use to explain these folks) out there... Some of 'em can't even wipe their own butts. I've read postings about prostitutes refusing service to Blacks because of 'skid-marks'. Ewwww.... I can't make this stuff up folks. And we all know about a certain fellow-hometown singer of 'Kan-ya' enjoying urine. I still can't believe that idiot got off. Especially since the girl was supposedly underage. Sickos!
Submitted by schmancy on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 6:20pm.
he must have a pee pee problem
Y'mean, like The Clap?
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Submitted by schmancy on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 6:20pm.
he must have a pee pee problem or something. He walked away from me in mid conversation to piss on the side of a tour bus this spring.
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Really? What were you talking about, if you don't mind me asking? Was he talking in ALL CAPS? And at least he walked away and didn't piss on your shoe. :)
he must have a pee pee problem or something. He walked away from me in mid conversation to piss on the side of a tour bus this spring.
Swine.
WTF he's starting to look like berry white.
Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club ===Mee T Ri cH. C0M for hot singles to hook up? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I've been there for days, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up with.lol
I hate him. what a fucking degenrate.
"Mommy died from a boob job!"
Jerry Springer!!!!!
Ew! ....'scusting!!!
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Submitted by missjackson24 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:05am.
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I have to say that I agree! The Tings are at least cuties...Kaynye has worn out his welcome.He is no JayZ.. sorry
I liked some songs, but the 'tude ruined it....just like I despise Justin Timberlake...wanna beat that bitch with a log
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Well, my hubby's a drunk..and sometimes he pees in odd places. Once, he peed in the hall closet. Another time he peed in the toilet and then stepped to the right..which was the tub..and he fell in head first. Another time he peed in the shower and then fell out, head hitting the wall and face hitting the floor...knocked his ass right out. Last night I was sitting in my sons room and hubby wandered in saying something about going poop..I led him back to the bathroom. Scary.
I love the fact that he acted like the backwoods fool that he is by showing the fuggin fantastic Ting Tings what a massive tumor he is.
Down the line, when that over-exposed ball sac has to ask to be their opening act, I hope the Ting Tings will politly decline by sending him a bed pan and a pack of depends.
oh Kanye, song: Piss, piss piss might make ya stronger...lol
omg I just made myself laugh
stupidly
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
I just thought of something. Maybe baby Kanye has a hard time holding it in. Do you think he wets the bed at night?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 10:42pm.
I'm going to rent a recording studio and mumble over my Joe Satriani albums and call myself a genius so I can piss anywhere I want.
Holy Chit that's funny!
Even the puppies in the live stream feel some shame when they piss on the carpet. OMG, the puppies are feeding!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Carpet Pisser...that is my new name for this vile, disgusting twat.
I would call him a tool, but tools are useful.
I'm going to rent a recording studio and mumble over my Joe Satriani albums and call myself a genius so I can piss anywhere I want.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by NaNoop on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 10:36pm.
They need to add puppy pads or a box of kitty litter to the riders before he shows up for his next gig.
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LOL! Yes! And the puppy owner guy! Cuz last night he was really good. He was all: Look you peed on the pee pad! Good boy! Who else wants to pee on the pad? He could be Kanye's road manager.
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What a disgusting pig!
This is what happens when all your life your mama tells you how wonderful you are and writes your biography while you are a no more than a kid so she can tell the WORLD how wonderful your.
Swelled heads don't just happen on their own!
Submitted by dead-actress on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 8:50pm.
No doubt, he didn't even wash his hands afterwards. Sorry for the next person who shook it.
They need to add puppy pads or a box of kitty litter to the riders before he shows up for his next gig.
Hmmmm D.A. - he seems more like the typea twat to offer his mitt up for KISSING.
BLECH !!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Pernicious on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 8:24pm.
Oh dear Lord, it all finally makes sense:
KANYE is Comingback!
He is clearly afraid of the toilet bats, hence the carpet peeing. And he is constantly typing shit in ALL CAPS that no one understands.
Green beens and tennis cans, like woah y'all. Boot moves and ass tax!
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True, but the real Coming Back would call us a bunch of Blacks...
Oh, yeah- we almost forgot about all that stuck on stupid stuff....blacks!
Now why wasn't his stupid bitch ass arrested? That is disgusting. I wish someone would knock this cunt out.
A site for sore asses!
http://www.poopreport.com/index.html
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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 5:59pm.
come on people, are you surprised?
he's kanye, a very important individual, like p. diddy...with a supersized moronic ego
so when you wish him to die in a really bad way...make it in a special way...like...getting ran over by a lamborghini...
fucktard!!!
That was a good one! No regular car will do!
KANYE needs a boot to the head, ASAP.
If you name your band "Ting Tings," you should expect this sort of thing.
I'll bet he never went over to his Moms house and pissed on her carpet. She would have smacked him right across his pecker.
Get some depends already!
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
That totally echoes Margaret Cho's rationale for peeing in her bed while completely crunked on Scotch, "At least it'll be warm for a few minutes!" Hahahhahah!
Your face!
No doubt, he didn't even wash his hands afterwards. Sorry for the next person who shook it.
They need to add puppy pads or a box of kitty litter to the riders before he shows up for his next gig.
~*~*~*~*A gentleman is simply a patient wolf....Lana Turner*~*~*~*~
Submitted by Pernicious on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 8:24pm.
Oh dear Lord, it all finally makes sense:
KANYE is Comingback!
He is clearly afraid of the toilet bats, hence the carpet peeing. And he is constantly typing shit in ALL CAPS that no one understands.
Green beens and tennis cans, like woah y'all. Boot moves and ass tax!
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True, but the real Coming Back would call us a bunch of Blacks...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by blueangel on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 7:52pm.
Don't forget Chris Angel!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
WHAT THE HELL KANYE WEST YOU CANT HOLD YOUR PEEPEE? I HOPE 50 CENT WRITES A RAP ABOUT YOU PISSIN ON THE CARPET LIKE A MONKEY.
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Oh dear Lord, it all finally makes sense:
KANYE is Comingback!
He is clearly afraid of the toilet bats, hence the carpet peeing. And he is constantly typing shit in ALL CAPS that no one understands.
Green beens and tennis cans, like woah y'all. Boot moves and ass tax!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 6:47pm.
now I have to add Kanye to the list of people I think of, when I think of piss....Kardashian, R. Kelly, Ray J.....
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Hahaha! I always think of Fergie these days....her, or Chuck "I can't kiss you baby - you smell like piss!" Berry.
not nice Kanye
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
This guy is ghetto trash. He needs to crawl back in the gutter where he belongs. He can take P Diddy, R. Kelly, Dennis Rodman, Dave Navarro, Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson, and all the other ghetto trash with him.
Yeah Farrah, but I wanted to sound cool, so I just left it to someone with a brain left
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BWAHAHAH!! a brain left! honey, i'm lucky if half mah brain still works! (shh.. too many drugs in the early 90s...)
and i love your avvie. looks like my cat Ozzie. He rocks.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Can we lock Diddy and Kayne in a room together for an all-out Doucheathon? Forget piss, within an hour or two these two ass cakes would be swimming in Summer's Eve and Massengil....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This story enrages me.
now I have to add Kanye to the list of people I think of, when I think of piss....Kardashian, R. Kelly, Ray J.....
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I took a look inside your bedroom door, you looked so good lying on your bed
When I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love, you said you want to rock and roll instead
- AC/DC
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 6:21pm.
@cuntygolightly- just got home with a fresh bag of *blushes* mozzarella cheetos. big Saturday night for me! : )
heyy congrats!!!
i think i'll drown my sorrows in $20 worth of candy :P
Yeah Farrah, but I wanted to sound cool, so I just left it to someone with a brain left to say the name for me. Too many drugs in the 60's! (I am not really that old) I can't remember shit anymore.
@cuntygolightly- just got home with a fresh bag of *blushes* mozzarella cheetos. big Saturday night for me! : )
Dave Chappelle - Piss on you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=quIFnIclxKA&feature=related
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 5:58pm.
@Farrah-Thank you! I was thinking the same thing but couldn't remember his name for the life of me.
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you could have just said "that guy that pisses on people" and we all would have thought "oh!! R.Kelly!!" LOL!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
MK is right, it's a good thing he didn't have to go caca.
come on people, are you surprised?
he's kanye, a very important individual, like p. diddy...with a supersized moronic ego
so when you wish him to die in a really bad way...make it in a special way...like...getting ran over by a lamborghini...
fucktard!!!
@Farrah-Thank you! I was thinking the same thing but couldn't remember his name for the life of me.
That's a shame because it really tied the room together.
Somebody should have rubbed his nose in it. That's what you're supposed to do when you housebreak a puppy.