Beyonce Wants To Play Wonder Woman
This is what happens when the bitches around you constantly tell you that you are god's gift and it's your doody duty to constantly fill the world with your greatness. Beyonce wants to play Wonder Woman and has even met with the people at DC Comics and Warner Bros. to make her dreams and our nightmares come true.
Instead of just quietly trying to get the role, Beyonce went off and spoke to the L.A. Times about it, "I want to do a superhero movie and what would be better than Wonder Woman? It would be great. And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It's time for that, right?"
She went on to say that after displaying her raw emotion in dramatic roles like Etta James, Deena Jones and Foxy Cleopatra (HA!), she's ready to have a little fun.
"After doing these roles that were so emotional I was thinking to myself, 'OK, I need to be a superhero. Although, when you think about the psychology of the heroes in the films these days, they are still a lot of work, of course, and emotional. But there's also an action element that I would enjoy. I would definitely have to keep it right for that costume. The way that Lynda Carter wore it, she was sooo fine. She was amazing. I saw her costume at the Met. Her waist was unbelievable. It was pretty crazy, actually, her proportions. But I love Wonder Woman and it'd be a dream come true to be that character. It sure would be handy to have that lasso. To make everybody tell the truth? I need that. It would come in very handy."
Oh, Beyonce. You don't need that lasso to get me to truth-tell: YOU HAVE THE ACTING SKILLS OF A DRIED-UP CHUNKY PIECE OF SIDEWALK VOMIT. Sorry for the caps. The Kanye in me came out.
Besides, isn't Beyonce busy playing Sasha Fart? Wait. Sasha Fierce ruin WW. And then when she's done fucking that up, she can play Scarlett O'Hara and then Cleopatra and then Juliet. Fuck, just let Sasha Fierce play every single female role in cinema. Remake all the classics with Sasha as the leading lady. Then modern cinema can crash and take Sasha/Beyonce with it. And then we can all move on!
You know Basement Baby is secretly cackling with her mouse friends over this shit. Keep quiet, Solange. If they hear your laughter, another one of your mouse friends gets it!
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Beyonce is the last person I'd defend in this world, but seriously what's the big deal?
Besides her lack of talent, the only hang-up on this is the fact that she's black? Hardly a strong argument in Hollywood when you see Jolie playing a black woman, or even Mickey Rooney - whom I love - playing an Asian.
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I agree with Angela Basset, it they're going to do it, do it right.
this is a lot of anger over a superhero movie. pathetic.
I know how Beyonce feels. At least once a day I find myself thinking, "OK, I need to be a superhero."
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
A black Wonder Woman is a fine idea...how about Angela Basset?
She's got the acting chops AND the guns for it.
Sasha Farts does not.
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FUCK NO.
She will NEVER be my HERO.
And she's so fucking ignorant. Lynda Carter is half latina.
Check it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynda_Carter
Bet that bitch didn't know that. Had she done some fucking research (took about 2.5 seconds to GOOGLE THAT SHIT) she would see that someone of color HAS played Wonder Woman. THE ORIGINAL WONDER WOMAN. If someone lets her do this, I will find them and hurt them and hang them upside down by their fucking nutsacks.
Man- I need reese's cups, bad.
The PMS in me is making me quite violent.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 2:48pm.
Instead of remaking wonder woman, how's about they come up with something new?
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Instead of remaking wonder woman, how's about they come up with something new?
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Beyonce is an idiot. Have you seen her in these alien costumes? She just does not have the body to pull it off. Besides she s got chunky bowed legs, and that glued on hair is terrible.
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HO SIT DOWN.... HELL TO THE NO!
I THINK ANGIE AFTER GAINING 25 POUNDS WOULD MAKE A GOOD WONDER WOMAN OR MAYBE lIV TYLER.
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She has neither the talent nor the tits for this role.
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OH EAT ME Beyonce you can play wonder woman when they cast me as the white Buckweat!!! Dumb bitch
Submitted by elegantlady on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 2:13pm.
And for all of you talking about "why do black people..."
STFU!
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ok can you please point out where anyone said "why do black people" because i dont see it, or are you just starting an argument for no reason
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Well BeSashancey, I would like to play the role of Mah Boo's Girlfriend, however, it goes against nature, much like YOU believing YOU deserve or have the RIGHT to put your claim on anything.
Bitch, sit down, STFU and know you can't act for shit let alone declare you have "emotions" other than ego love.
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Submitted by Pernicious on Sat, 11/08/2008 - 1:47pm.
That's exactly what I was thinking. Last I heard her and her family were Creole, and not to be confused with "the blacks."
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Clearly she's a 'high yella' LOL. oooh I slay me.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Hell-to-the-Naw! When will this vapid bitch just go away? She is an embarrassment to the gender.
And for all of you talking about "why do black people..."
STFU!
She is ONE black person and anyone else that's black that says that shit is a particular black person. They do NOT speak for us all. We are all individuals with separate brains that have individual thought. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Your bigotry is showing like a skirt that is too long under a mini skirt. Ridicule a person for being an ass NOT a black ass.
Generalizations suck, bitches.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
I hope she doesn't get her way. I don't want to see her as Wonder Woman. I don't know who else I'd want to play Wonder Woman, but just not her!
How is she going to fit into the costume?
Wonder Woman is a white, black hair, blue eyes super heroe whit a tiny waist beyonce has none of those.
This is like wanting to change Batman costume to orange it does not work.
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Love her. She is HOT. i JUST viewed her newest videos on a celeb site ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ . she looks very sexy on the pics. Not sure if she is looking for rich guys over there.
You know, I think Beyonce has some talent, she can sing (I've not seen any film of hers so I won't comment on the acting), she's seems like a fairly nice person & generally picks good things to work on (ignoring the clothing line).
But I always heard that she, or her team, always insists she gets writing credits for every song on her albums these days, even if she had nothing to do with it...that's always something that puts me off her & makes me doubt whether she has any real songwriting ability herself or whether she essentially is just stealing other people's credit.
Submitted by t_stain on November 8, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Wait, I thought she was Creole and not Black? She needs to get her lobbying down, 'cause I would love to see Super Lady Marmalade.
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That's exactly what I was thinking. Last I heard her and her family were Creole, and not to be confused with "the blacks."
She needs to focus on controlling that screaming she calls singing, and making hoe-wear for little kids.
Idiot.
I want to see Michael Jackson play Wonder Woman.
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Submitted by She She peritta on November 8, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty vacant! Don't ask us to attend cause were not all there.
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Hehe... I love that song, and every other on Nevermind the Bollocks for that matter.
Too bad my cd player isn´t hooked up so I will have to make due with youtube...
If she wants a black woman to play the role, why is she putting herself forward?
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
I just got four words for that -
Hell
To
The
No!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
That's ridiculous. Wonder Woman is a greek goodness, she was born in Greece. If they do this i hope everybody boycotts that trash!
It's only fair to give someone, who has no dramatic talent/training, a chance to play an action heroin.
Hell, Jolie has pretty much made a career off of it, as have other men in the industry, who are too wooden to take on a role that requires more dedication than standing there, looking buff, right?
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Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty vacant! Don't ask us to attend cause were not all there.
Now how will this work when someone wants to do a black Green Hornet?
Will he still be the Green Hornet?
Color doesn't matter with the superhero - talent does. Eartha Kitt was the BEST Catwoman - Halle Berry never got out of the litterbox.
"Submitted by justice on November 8, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Why have the black version of a character who is white? It would be like making the white version of Shaft. Bitches are trying so hard to be politically correct for no reason (bar getting a staring role in a film of course)."
Agreed. And someone mentioned Megan Fox... aesthetically, that's a no brainer. Is she a good enough actress though? I never got around to seeing Transformers. And can she de-sex herself a little bit? I feel like Wonder Woman should be sexy, but not always like lusty eyes all the time 24/7 which is what I get from Megan Fox, haha.
If she want's to do something for blacks she should play a SEXY Harriet Tubman. Extreme Underground Railroad
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I black Wonder Woman might be cool, but not a Beyonce Wonder Woman, she's so full of herself and she can't even act.
Bitch please. She wishes she had the talent to pull this shit off. And if Hollywood make this happen, I'll lose all my faith in the industry.
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If they cast Be-Nasty as Wonder Woman, I think in trade they should cast her loveliness Chicken Cutlets in a Foxy Brown remake.
Submitted by She She peritta on November 8, 2008 - 1:36pm.
I'm so sick of Beyonce! Yes, she's pretty but that's all she is. I agree on the cow eyes comment. Vacant very vacant.
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Damn I wish this woman would shut up. The more she speaks her mind the more she reveals how vacuous she is.
And do you think a man could make a career out of singing about putting down no good women without a sense of humor about it? It's a little sexist.
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It bothers me when black people think they are "powerful" just because they are black. Ok, the same applies to everyone else who think their skin tone gives them power. Meh.
Anyway, she's not an actress. She's going to blow it if they give her the "roll". She's into it for the damn costume!. But anyway, superhero movies suck; most of them anyway.
Overall, this dim wit is delusional.
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Submitted by Mawy on November 8, 2008 - 1:36pm.
I think I used to work with her.
Talk of Basement Baby always reminds me of old school All My Children when Stuart was supposed to be so mentally deranged he had to be kept away from society.
Then he came out and was like a grey-haired Forrest Gump without the wacky adventures.
I'm so sick of Beyonce! Yes, she's pretty but that's all she is. I agree on the cow eyes comment. Vacant very vacant.
Ugh, this bitch reminds me of this ho at my job. She's a model and thinks that she's God's gift to the planet. And every time she opens her mouth, something stupid and vacant that she thinks is intelligent and meaningful comes out. Beyonce has the same problem. Lot of beauty, but no substance. Just because you look nice doesn't mean you should talk. STFU!
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Mike- LOL! "cow eyes" I totally know what you mean. Perfect.
Ug... Beyonce single handedly ruined Austin Powers for me. Why does she think she can act? V Hud winning the Oscar and not B was awesome. And their epic diva show-down on stage.
There's only one Wonder Woman, and that's LINDA CARTER, bitches!
please. god. no.
Sounds like a good plan if you want to make a flop of a movie. She's pretty, but she doesn't have a great body. Wonderwoman should have a sick body.
Submitted by justice on November 8, 2008 - 1:05pm
THANK YOU!
And when did it become politically incorrect to have white skin color? It's really sad.
Wait, I thought she was Creole and not Black? She needs to get her lobbying down, 'cause I would love to see Super Lady Marmalade.