Afternoon Crumbs

It sad because most of the fucked up celebrity casualties of botox or any other plastic surgery seem to actually still think hey look good.
D bag wears so much jewelry he looks so lame.He has no taste.She looks like she might be over it.
I actually love Panatroll's look.
Fox is trying to copy AJ,it is more than obvious.I only semi-like her because she is a nerd.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Not your best look, Hayden. The low cut blouse is obviously not for you. Don't let your blouse write a check your breasts can't cash.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Holly's got coke in her nose in the pics I swear. Maybe that explains the attraction to King of the Douches. Ick, he's skeevy and I'd never let a guy's hand with that much shiny stuff on it touch me.

Aww the puppies are so cute!! Wait, are those akita puppies or shiba inu? I grew up w/ akitas, which are a larger version of the Inu...hard to tell!

Katy Perry. I fuckin loathe you as much as Beyonce. She cant sing for SHIT. Its the most abrasive annoying vocals I have ever heard! Seriously AWFUL! Fuck its annoying. She is only where she is at today due to her slutty lyrical content and men all over drooling over her FOR those lyrics. Kissing a girl? Big fuckin whoop! Its been done a million times, u arent doing anythign edgy or new! Why dont u go try out for girls gone wild and brag about that with that WRETCHED voice of yours?? She can go fuck off. i am sooo over it!!! Ahem. End of tangent/rant. :)

Katy Perry has crazy eyes

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Bye! Good

Damn it, double.

Katy Perry sounds like some dumb slut doing karaoke. Oh wait...

Submitted by Salem13 on November 7, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by Miss Priss on November 7, 2008 - 5:13pm.

Any woman that has dark hair, light eyes, tattoos is "coping" AJ.
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I know, I know... Like any pop singer who is blonde and at all provocative is copying Madonna. Like Vadge owns the tm to blonde hair.

Just saying with M. Fox, it's like she's taken a page out of the Angie Ho book.

- The same 90s tatoos
- Uncensored, saying whatever is on her mind
- I'm a bad girl brunette tom boy, not a girly girl but oh look how pretty I am
- Open talk about her drug use
- ditto about her sexual appetite & exploits with David Silver
- didn't she in detail describe David Silver's penis & how big it is?
- and a bunch of other stuff that was supposed to "shock"

Only Angie Ho did it all in the 90's. I'm starting to think that maybe Megan's creative team is marketing her as such... now that Ho has gone humanitarian & won't be cutting herself or tongue-fucking her brother any time soon. Or maybe this is just the way Megan is. But she's definitely influenced by A-Ho.

Marissa has a nice butt

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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."

Awww, the puppies are awake and making trouble. Yellow is one mean bitch! I bet he's a boy. Very aggresive.

Clarisse ~ your puppy is playing all by herself. All the other pups kicked her off the island.

Salem,

I know, right?

It's like Angie HO is the first woman to have dark hair/light eyes

Pfft

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I hates everybody

Submitted by Miss Priss on November 7, 2008 - 5:13pm.

Any woman that has dark hair, light eyes, tattoos is "coping" AJ.

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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play

Damn I can't see them puppies

Sux
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I hates everybody

At least Megan Fox isn't effing her way up the Hollywood food chain. If you're doing it with David Silver, it must be for love.

how cute they have that tiny stuffed kitteh in their little box! Awwww i love them all!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 - 4:53pm.

I get that feeling too. I've heard things about him. Things that lead me to believe I might be more of his type than she is. Course, I've also heard that he must be awesome in bed and I don't get that either. I could dickmatize her after 10 years of raisin peen.

PUPPIES ARE EATING!!!!!!!
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”

DMXyxz!
Nope neither one :(
But I just came here not toolong ago though.

Jeffro
Ignore my moment of BLAH!
LOL
Ya se sometimes i get tired of all the people of the world trying to sell me their "sex".

Im like sick of other peoples sex sellin

OH MY GOD ITS MOMMA DAWG FEEDING THE BABIES!
Teh puppies! Awwwwww
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I don't think Megan Fox looks like Holie at all. They have similarities, like the dark hair and green eyes, but Megan's lips don't look like an infected sphincter IMO

Maybe it's what Jeffro said, something new. Then in a year or two she won't be hot anymore.

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I hates everybody

Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 5:10pm.
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I'm sure she doesn't have the intellect and wit of the D-List ladies, but who the hell does? :-)

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LMAO, you silver tongued devil, you!
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”

lolo, i heart you

that is all :)

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Ha, my BF's boss HATES the hippopotamus song, so last year, they called the radio station and requested it for him! :P He was a little upset by that. I like it, along with the Christmas Cookie song.

I must be nuts because lately I have the urge to put up my Christmas decorations!

Submitted by LoLo on November 7, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 5:02pm.

she's an idiot

Shes got titts and ass. Woopty fuckin do!
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I'm sure she doesn't have the intellect and wit of the D-List ladies, but who the hell does? :-)

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"Wait 'til Otis see us! He loved us!"

LoLo times

Have you 'seen' LCT-alina? Or OklaHOma?

Oh I get that she's hot. I'm certain that there are others equally hot that are more talented & deserving.

I wonder if her resemblance to Mme Holie-Shitt has anything to with it. Aaack. Down to those tacky tatoos! She's even acting all "edgy," revealing TMI personal details, etc etc... like the old Ange.

VERY 90's pre-Pitt Skankalina.

Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 5:02pm.

There are very few timeless beauties like Michelle Pfieffer out there.
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Pudge likes Michelle, too.

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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”

Damn... I think I need to open my eyes a little

I thought it was Shitters

KD
check it out!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:I_Want_a_Hippopotamus_for_Christmas_A...

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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 5:02pm.

she's an idiot

Shes got titts and ass. Woopty fuckin do!
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Submitted by KD on November 7, 2008 - 5:02pm.

I like it when Threw Barrithmore things that.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 5:02pm.

she's an idiot
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”

C Word- I want a hippopotomus for chri-i-smus! Only a hippopotomus will do!

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by Justina on November 7, 2008 - 4:53pm.
OK.. Am I the only one who totally doesn't get the appeal of Megan Fox?
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ITA with you, sistah.

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black hair, bright blue eyes, killer bod...and she's fairly new, in a sense that we haven't seen her beav hanging out like HoHan and Shitney. Give it time.

There are very few timeless beauties like Michelle Pfieffer out there.

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Submitted by Justina on November 7, 2008 - 4:53pm.

I think shes pretty but she used to be a whole lot prettier before the plastic surgery. As far as everybody finding her "hot", I think its the "easily accessible" factor.

http://famousplastic.com/2008/03/05/megan-fox-has-had-plastic-surgery/

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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play

Slow news day!

oh wait - PUPPPIES!!!!

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Submitted by missy on November 7, 2008 - 4:54pm.
pantyroll looks SO awkward!

dont dress like a slut if you cant own it!

She made me feel like i had done the bad thing to my paper dolls again :(

\She still has that teenage baby fat in her face. She is not posed to be dressing like the addicted to love video. She wasnt even BORN then. Whoooaaaaa

Shes about as appropriate as a pack of Pampers Baby Thongs.

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Submitted by Justina on November 7, 2008 - 4:53pm.
OK.. Am I the only one who totally doesn't get the appeal of Megan Fox?
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ITA with you, sistah.
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”

pantyroll looks SO awkward!

dont dress like a slut if you cant own it!

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

OK.. Am I the only one who totally doesn't get the appeal of Megan Fox? So she's attractive. Big fucking deal. I'm attractive. You're attractive. There are plenty of attractive people out there. Especially in Hollywood. THAT CAN ACT or have some kind of appeal! Can someone please enlighten me cause I just don't get it. Why is this trailer park porn star version of Skankalina Holie being shoved down my throat?

A Trollsen twin had botox? WHAT THE FUCK? WHY? What's wrong with people? I'm like a decade older than these bitches and I have no wrinkes. Again - WHAT THE FUCK?

Oh Kate Moss... Come to LA, bleach your hair. So boring, so obvious. Yawn.

WHY are the paps still papping Mischa Fart-on?

Submitted by Diego on November 7, 2008 - 4:50pm.
I have no idea why this Holly/douchebag pairing is so shocking.

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obviously a fauxmance if you ask me!

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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”

I thought that was a picture of Madonna at first.

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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer

hmm good point diego!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Off Topic:

I want one of these almost as much as I want a Shiba Inu puppy (and a fainting goat):
http://jezebel.com/5079426/moment-of-cute-baby-pygmy-hippo

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Straight not narrow.

Kate Moss actually looks pretty good, weight-wise.

Jeffro

I DO think Megan Fox is sexzy. That'll be easy.

And Panatroll is sooo not sexsay

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I hates everybody

I have no idea why this Holly/douchebag pairing is so shocking. She's a gold digger, he's an idiot with a lot of cash. She wants to have a baby and he can't keep his dick in his pants. They're perfect for each other. The kids will be unfortunate looking to say the least, but I'm sure they both have docs on call 24/7 so that won't be a problem.

Moss totally does look like a cleaned up brittney.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on November 7, 2008 - 4:41pm.
My guy also has a thing for Miss Fox. There's nothing I can do about it.
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tell ya what...just blow his mind...make some kinda comment thatyou think she's sexy too. He'll be running around the house like a humped dog with the visuals in his head.

I know this, cuz my wife did it to me.

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