Oprah Is No Longer A Port-A-Potty Virgin
Yes, that's the Mighty O using a Port-A-Potty for the very first time after Barack Obama's speech on Tuesday night in Chicago! Oprah later said that she really had no choice, "In all these years at every event, I've said, 'No, I'm not going to do the Port-A-Potty' but I said I better use it."
I'm sure Oprah's Port-A-Potty visit was very different than ours. She probably had the Extreme Makeover: Home Edition crew venture inside, renovate it, spray it down with eucalyptus and install a Bose sound system where sounds of the rainforest played on a loop. After she was done going tinkle, one of her maids came in, spritzed her "vajayjay" with Voss water and then dried it with organic cashmere. Once she left, her handlers burned it down in case anyone tried to sell Oprah's pee pee water on eBay.
I know I'm alone when I say that I don't really mind Port-A-Potties. They are good for other things besides the obvious. Sometimes they can be your home away from home. It's a quiet place to read a book or eat a meal without fat hogs staring at your food. If you ever need a quick fuck and your roommate is home or the gas station bathroom is busy, there's always the Port-A-Potty!
Visit Gavin's Blog to see more pictures and a video of this momentous occasion!
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I simply cannot see how doing sexy times in a port o potty would enter my mind. I try not to even breathe in those things. I had to use one of those for weeks after Ike knocked out our water. So gross, I even had to bring my own baby wipes!
Submitted by Crystal2 on November 7, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Oprah got fat again. Eww!
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Oprah got fat again. Eww! The last port-a-potty I was in had $hit on the floor and the toilet seat had poo smeared all over it.
Oprah has forgotten where she came from. She was born in Mississipi in a house about the size of a porta potty.
I don't like Oprah...there I said it. She annoys me.
I have to refute something. Oprah doesn't pretend she doesn't take a dump.
She has talked about her shit on tv, the size, shape and colour. I believe she got applause for it.
As for squatting, forget that.
One time Oprah did a show about what it was like to be a Pilgrim on Plymouth Rock or some shit like that and she had to live like the 17th century people did. Anystew, she had to pee, so of course she had to squat in the grass with all her big flowy skirts and she acted like it was SO GROSS and DEMEANING to have to do that. Like she was too good to piss in anything other than her gold-plated toilet. A goodly portion of the world still squats to go. And there are still places in Paris where the toilets are the kind where you put your feet on the metal footprints and squat over the hole. It's not that big of a fucking deal.
I hate when bitches act like they are too prim and ladylike to ever take a dump or suck a penis or let a baby escape their vaginas. Gah.
For some reason I doubt this was O's first time in a Port a Potty. I bet she sits in there and sucks up the fumes.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 5:16pm.
:)
Al Franken.
BUT PSH would have been great in it I am sure.
I saw PSH in Scent of a Womkan in 1992 and I knew then he was goiung ot be may-jah
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What about Phil S. Hoffman? It's not up to his Boogie Nights "I'm a fuckin IDIOT" standard, but he's amazing.
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he was in that? Really?
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I was wrong, thought he played Stuart.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 5:05pm.
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What about Phil S. Hoffman? It's not up to his Boogie Nights "I'm a fuckin IDIOT" standard, but he's amazing.
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he was in that? Really?
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PUPPY ALERT!!!!
lots of noise!!!
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 4:56pm.
:)
Actually when you think about it, the cast of that movie is pretty impressive...
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What about Phil S. Hoffman? It's not up to his Boogie Nights "I'm a fuckin IDIOT" standard, but he's amazing.
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_Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 4:58pm.
NAKED locker room scenes?
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Nope. But what happens and what is said in the room, STAYS IN THE ROOM.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 4:56pm.
:)
Actually when you think about it, the cast of that movie is pretty impressive...
Laura San Giacomo
Vincent D'Onofrio
Shirley Knight
Harris Yulin
Seriously, Harris Yulin alone is worth the price of admission.
Iit starts out as a comedic satire and ends up being rather thoughtful and poignant.
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_Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 4:58pm.
NAKED locker room scenes?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Oh i LOVED Mystery, Alaska!!! I cried when he did the cross-word puzzle!! It must have been PMS.
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Probably a guy/hockey player thing, but when the kid hits the crossbar and the clock runs out, I could puke. To anyone that's played hockey, that "CLANK" of a puck hitting the post is sickening.
But to let you peek behind the green door, the locker room scenes are really what guy's locker rooms are like.
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I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"
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Oh i LOVED Mystery, Alaska!!! I cried when he did the cross-word puzzle!! It must have been PMS.
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 4:50pm.
movies, movies...what about Mystery, Alaska? Or The Mist?
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Stuart Saves His Family
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Jeffro
I like Mystery, Alaska. Russel Crowe!
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"when Space Mountain is closed, so is the WHOLE DAMN PARK." made me laugh too!
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Good, that's what I'm here for!
movies, movies...what about Mystery, Alaska? Or The Mist?
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Hi Miss Priss ,Snowy and all you other hot sluts
How did Oprah and the guy she hired to wipe her ass both fit in the little blue room?
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Jeffro11,
I have seen it! Probably the best line EVER "Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."
"when Space Mountain is closed, so is the WHOLE DAMN PARK." made me laugh too!
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on November 7, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Mrs K ..I found that website by accident and became addicted to it...
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TITS sent me that link as well as another similar site...foundmagazine.com
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Clarisse- If you haven't seen "Threesome", you should add it to Netflix. One of Stephen Baldwin's few good performances, funny as hell.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Like I said, tatala, you are a true mensch.
♥
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sure thing. Men do have to deal with our PMS and it ain't pretty =)
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 7, 2008 - 4:29pm.
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don't act like you weren't asking for it!
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Mrs. K/Clarisse...I've managed to survive 13 years by accepting certain facts...
1) That no matter how much sense Tater Salad made, when Space Mountain is closed, so is the WHOLE DAMN PARK.
2) During Cranky Times, the best place for me is in the garage, or on the way to/from the store on a chocolate run.
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Clarisee
If there is one thing you need to know about me it's that I do not care for classic hollywood endings.
I HATE UPLIFTING "FEEL GOOD" MOVIES...unless they are really really well done
That's why I loved Gone Baby Gone...
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Jeffro
hahaha I know, my boyfriend says the same thing you just said
and ladies, if you wanna pee standing up, buy one of these!
http://www.urinelle.biz/
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Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Mrs K.,
Only two? No, it didn't have the classic hollywood ending, but i thought Paul and Zooey were fabulous!
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I don't remember a thing about it...like I told you, I had to go to Netflix in order to find out what I thought of it. I could watch it tonight and LOVE IT!@!!!!
The brain doesn't function all that well anymore
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
I hear a lot of people have lots of respect towards this lade.
i dont really know how powerful she is
i mean she is just a black woman witha tv show no?
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Here is the solution for both men and women in need of a portypotty!
http://www.carolwrightgifts.com/Personal-Care/Health-Products/Instant-Re...
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Mrs K ..I found that website by accident and became addicted to it...I havnt been to it in a while but i think I shall go on it now =)
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Mrs K.,
Only two? No, it didn't have the classic hollywood ending, but i thought Paul and Zooey were fabulous!
Jeffro11,
You should take all the sharp objects out of the room before asking.
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 4:28pm.
And if we continuously ask..."what's wrong, can I do anything?", you stab us in the eyes with forks and set us on fire and shit.
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don't act like you weren't asking for it!
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Lolo
Bored?
Try
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Submitted by Miss Priss on November 7, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Jeffro
True. We do talk about it, don't we
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Don't get me wrong, Priss, us guys sympathize, but there really is NOTHING we can do about it!
And if we continuously ask..."what's wrong, can I do anything?", you stab us in the eyes with forks and set us on fire and shit.
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this reminds me of a golden girls moment when dorothys daughter is pregnant
daughter: but why do women have to go through all this and men dont?
blanche: honey, childbirth is womans lot in life!
daughter: but whats mans lot in life?
dorothy: their eyebrows grow together.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Clarisee, I did see All the Real Girls and I gave it two stars (just checked my Netflix account), but I do love Zooey.
ELF, best movie ever made!!!!
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
a few year ago I was in GUM, which is a very VERY upscale mall in Moscow...and the toilets were holes in the floor.
damn commies
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Where do you think they get clips for Russia's Funniest Home Videos?
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I'm scarred for life...a bunch of us were heading up to our camp near the Canadian border when a piss break was called...I walk around the side of the truck to see MY MOTHER sitting on the running board of the truck taking a piss.
And you wonder why I'm so fucked up.
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LoLo!
You paint the best mental pictures!!!!
Miss Priss,
Oh, i think men have to deal with PMS!
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
PSL: or pantless if they're Stevie Guttenberg
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Jeffro
True. We do talk about it, don't we
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 7, 2008 - 3:29pm.
the toilets in Japan are just a hole in the floor. DO NOT TRY TO USE WHEN HAMMERED. Hard enough playing "pilot to bombardier" when you're sober.
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a few year ago I was in GUM, which is a very VERY upscale mall in Moscow...and the toilets were holes in the floor.
damn commies
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Submitted by Miss Priss on November 7, 2008 - 4:19pm.
PSL
Not to mention men never have to deal with periods, PMS, being pregnant, outfits, child brearing, shaving the legs and pits....!!! UGH
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no but we sure as hell hear enough about it!!!
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