Friday, November 7th 2008
Alien Princess RiRi Passed Out!
Princess RiRi was doing her alien act on stage in Australia with Chris Brown when she started to feel gross. RiRi tried to keep that shit together but ended up stumbling off stage where she apparently passed out! I hope they put a mattress down so she didn't ruin her glorious tenhead. The paramedics were called to work on RiRi and it's not known what caused her to feel all fainty. It was probably her body telling her that its sick of hearing that damn "Umbrella" song!
Everyone rub your foreheads and chant for Alien Princess RiRi's speedy recovery!
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I feel for her.
No, wait ... i mean, i feel like her! Hearing that umba-fucking-rella shit for the gazillionth time just made me faint and vomit.
This bitch better not cancel on me! I have tickets for Tuesday and if this bitch cancels i'll be PISSED. I did not pay $132 just to see one of them.
Did Britney lip-sync at the Madonna concert? How come people always let her off the hook when she lip-syncs? She's never sang live once her entire career. Rihanna sings along with background vocals.
Umbrella is old. I love that song she does with T.I.
probably too much KFC
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it's a celebration, bitches!
Didn't her voice keep going even though she passed out? So was she lipsynching? Reminds me of that classic Milli Vanilli clip where the record scratched and they had to run off the stage!
At least she didn't do a dumb Ashlee Simpson dance.
I like some of Rihanna's pop stuff but she does have an enormous forehead. Not that it matters but it's, well, enormous.
Submitted by runningwithscissors on November 7, 2008 - 4:28pm.
I have to say, I've always cringed at the word "preggers." It's so creepy-sounding.
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I hate it too and when people say: We're pregnant!
WTF? When he spends most of his time throwing up, can't see his feet, has lower back pain for three months, and heartburn, then HE can say WE.
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Someone's been swimming in the fertility waterpool. Australia will get you knocked up, bitches.
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...Or maybe this time she was under Chris umbrella (magic stick)
...or maybe she is preggers
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Start the bump watch. Alien babies are poised to take over.
I have to say, I've always cringed at the word "preggers." It's so creepy-sounding. Go on, say it a few times out loud to yourself. It sounds awful. And it makes your mouth contort into ugly shapes.
Ick.
Def. preggers.
awwww I like RiRi, hope it's nothing serious and she feels better.
Be expecting a "Junior" Alien princess soon.
I say she's pregnant
She is totally preggers.
I feel like passing out when I hear that song too. What a coincidence! I was standing at the bus stop the other day and this high schooler started singing it in the fuckin rain, and I so wanted to tell him to STFU! It's bad enough it's pouring outside...!
Your face!
Maybe it's just gas.
I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P
Shut up elaena20, you WHORE!!
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
mmmmmm....trent reznor....mmmmmmm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK8Gr0oBau8
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
She is busy with her online dating thing, Her profile was seen at the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday.
Speaking of Nine Inch Nails, I love the Johnny Cash version of Hurt.
red_hot_kitchen: I love her and all the JELLIS H8ters can suck it, LOL ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"LOOK FOR A STUD IN TIGHT PINK DOLPHIN SHORTS!!"
Marry me.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
I like Ri Ri. It was the "Disturbia" video (and song, to a degree) that did it for me. It wasn't "safe" and any pop star that can successfully channel Nine Inch Nails while remaining family-friendly is all right with me. She could have a twenty-head for all I care.
Clarisse; LOL obssessed much!?!!?!?! keeding, lover! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Snowy!
When i read that i thought "Why would Christian Bale be there?"
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
"LOOK FOR A STUD IN TIGHT PINK DOLPHIN SHORTS!!"
*hands Mrs K. a paper fan and cool drink*
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
I wanted to see if CB ran to her aid but they didn't even show the good part
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
WHAT UP BITCHES..IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY..LET'S ALL GET DRUNK TONIGHT AND RUN AROUND THE STREETS SAYING "NO ON 8"...I WILL BE DRUNK SAT. TOO AT THE USC-CAL GAME LOOK FOR A STUD IN TIGHT PINK DOLPHIN SHORTS!!
Submitted by jim on November 7, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Although you would have made the same points without the CAPS, I have to agree with you - It didn't look like her fans gave a shit that she ran off the stage. Their panties were all dripping for Chris.
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Hey, remember when she was with Shia?? LOL, good times.
oh no i love princess riri
do you think she fell faint because she started remembering that hideous video of hers "disturbia"?
lovely song...video...not so much
Hi Jim!!
How's my little love bug today?
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Don't hold back Jim, say how you really feel.
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Butterfinger
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
ALL CAPS JIM! Always making a grand entrance =)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Thornhill,
"She aint doin so wella, ella, ella..."
Oh shit! You just made me spit out my fun size (right?!!?) candy bar! And it was a 100 grand bar too!
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
JIMBO!!! HOW THE FUCK ARE YA????
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"Or it could just be she's exhausted, anemic, low blood pressure, that corset, chris brown's voice... its up in the air! haha"
ha ha ha indeed....
So she get's sick to her stomach too after hearing her sing? Glad I'm not the only one.
She aint doin so wella, ella, ella...
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I'm more concerned bout bin laid off than Bin Laden
IT IS BECAUSE HER FUCKING BODY CAN'T STAND THAT FUCKING SAME STUPID SONG FOR ANOTHER 2 FUCKING HOURS!! THAT IS HER ONLY FUCKING LAME SONG AND IT IS CLASSIC THAT THESE MORON'S IN THE CROWD DON'T EVEN CARE THIS NO TALENT WHORE FELL DOWN!!
The only way this could get interesting is if she is pregnant and Timberlake or JayZ is the dad.
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ahh.. little alien in the oven. she better not come close to Tommy Girl...
that video is a jip! you cant even see her bite it!
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Damn, ain't that some sh**...finding out your girlfriend is carrying your child while mid concert in front of thousands of screaming fans...priceless!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I see Jessica Biel has been playing with her Voodoo dolls again.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on November 7, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Jessica was allegedly angry after hearing the heat her lover generated with the Barbadian beauty...
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LOL, I read it as BARBARIAN beauty! She gonna beat you with her umbrella!
Submitted by Incognito on November 7, 2008 - 2:09pm.
You could tell she was feeling queasy from the first time she placed her hand on her stomach... tried to sing some more...bent over... and off stage she goes.
She's preggers!
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Yeah it's obviously stomach trouble or nausea, But brilliant thinking Incognito. She could very well be pregnant. LOL! I wonder who the daddy is, coz it sure isn't Chris Brown. What is the protocol when your beard gets pregnant?
Stomache Flu? It looks like she was about to barf.