Betty Boop Is Coming To Broadway
It's already been announced that the bitches of Broadway are turning Jacko's song "Thriller" into a full-fledged Broadway musical, and now they are planning to give Betty Boop the musical treatment.
Pop songwriter and reality star (Princes of Malibu, duh) David Foster, who has worked with Celine Dion and Mimi, will write the music for this future caca fiesta. Some hos named Oscar Williams and Sally Robinson will write the book. The producers are aiming to open on Broadway during the 2010-2011 season. The show is expected to close 2 days later. They issued this press release:
"In the new musical, the inimitable Betty Boop joins her friends Bimbo and Koko to work her irresistible charm in reuniting her grandfather (who has created the Greatest Invention of Mankind) with the long-lost, true love of his life, while saving the Happy Heart Theater from the developer's bulldozers."
I'm going to name my first and second born brats Bimbo and Koko. Seriously, I don't know how to take this shit. On one hand, Betty Boop is an old timey tramp and Broadway needs more slutiness. On the other hand, can you really handle listening to some squeaky-voice singing "boop-boop-a-doop" over and over again for 90-minutes? And how are they going to capture the magicalness (I think I made that up) of her gargantuan head?! That's her best feature!
Methinks this shit is going to be more like "Betty Poop."
Source: Playbill
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Submitted by lovehelly on November 7, 2008 - 11:47am
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Bitch! I will sue you for using a picture of me w/ out my consent!!
ROTF!!! LMAO!! Oh a girl can dream, right??
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Shut up lovehelly.....you TRAMP!!!
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Submitted by missy on November 7, 2008 - 11:48am.
okie - yesterday mk posted this puppy cam:
http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
BEWARE! it is more addictive than nicotine and morphine COMBINED
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LOL - there's a cage match going on!
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Straight not narrow.
I can see Christina Ricci playing Betty (for her looks; not sure if she can sing).
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okie - yesterday mk posted this puppy cam:
http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
BEWARE! it is more addictive than nicotine and morphine COMBINED!
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Yeah, okie, I don't think Betty Boop would be the same without a giant head and some curves.
Ooh...time for the puppies!!!!
ONT: AHHHHHHHHHH......the HEAD!!!
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hahha.Interesting!
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Missy???? What puppies! Did you give birth to puppies in an empty apartment (wink).. Or did you just find some there.. lol..
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Wow...just wow.
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morning okie! yeah the Boop is pretty kick ass. One sexy slut she was.
Ever seen that show Drawn Together.. theyres the old alchoholic washed up betty boop character... funny as hell
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On topic - Giant head! Giant head!
Off topic - I'm also addicted to the puppies!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
KD.. Good question. Ew that would be weird if they did the big head thing. they should do big giant foam boobs tho..
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offt: the pupies are awake and playing!
(i have a problem)
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lol @ Missy.. I love the Boop!! I have a robe that has her a sexily drapped on the back of it!
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Soo, are they going to cast a full person as betty, or put a giant foam head on some slut?
boo boo be do!
poo poo pee poo!
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helena bonham carter would play her good.