Where's Daniel Day-Lewis?
This is one of the first pitchers of Rob Marshall's Nine starring Daniel Day-Lewis and a bunch of broads. The picture needs a little visit from Photoshop, because it's looking like a pageant photo from Miss Drag Queen World 2008. In case you have no idea who some of those bitches are, they are from left to right:
Judi Dench (in the Suri wig), Penny Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Sophia Loren, Fuggie Fug, Nicky Kidman, Kate Hudson and some random trick in the back trying to sneak into the picture.
Of course, Nicky has to have the spotlight on her wax figure-looking ass. It's probably not even a spotlight. It's the toxic glow you get from too much Botox.
The people in front of Fuggie must be wearing raincoats and carrying umbrellas. Fuggie's got her legs open for business and she's a known squirter.
Wait...I think that's Daniel Day-Lewis' head down below in front of Fuggie's geyser hole.... I really, really hope he was wearing a gas mask.
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Submitted by The C word on November 7, 2008 - 11:32am.
OK, I checked. As usual, I was wildly wrong. IMDb lists all the characters but not necessarily who they are. Marion Cotillard is the wife. Penny is the lover. Nicky is the "muse/protegee" (tee hee). Sophia Loren is the mum. I see an opening for Phoebe Price in there somewhere.
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 11:36am.
Jeffro11 !
DID YOU NAME YOUR DOG AFTER THE STANLEY CUP!?!?! I know you!
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His full name on his certificate is Lord Stanley of Preston, whom The Cup is named after!
Get outta my head. :)
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Jeffro- we are planning on using our golden as a stud. I've never done that though, so that will be a learning experience. How old do they have to be when you can start?
Obviously, Fergie has mastered the Hustler pose. Thankfully, her black undies are keeping her well worn meat flaps from oozing out all over stairs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vj0AbWu-Zw
Jeffro11 !
DID YOU NAME YOUR DOG AFTER THE STANLEY CUP!?!?! I know you!
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Fuggies geyser hole! ahahaha I heart you MK.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 11:32am.
Jeffro11,
Yes please! I will hug him and squeeze him and love him and pet him, and I will call him George!
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LOL. Wish I could help ya! We used to stud our our Golden Retreiver, Stanley. Pretty easy 600 bucks, just to watch my dog get laid.
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Forget 'Nine' this crew needs to perform in 'The Women'
They would be Mega
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Skank Hudson in a dominatrix costume and Fuggie airing out her hole. Gross!!
Submitted by IrishFury on November 7, 2008 - 11:23am.
Who told her that pose looked hot?
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Madonna, I suspect.
@sheeps: Close? More like bang-on! :D
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Jeffro11,
Yes please! I will hug him and squeeze him and love him and pet him, and I will call him George!
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Was this supposed to be called "Nine Hags?" Because I only see eight...
A site for sore asses!
http://www.poopreport.com/index.html
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i did not need to so see fugs gaping hole first thing this morning. thanks MK
Clarisse,
I saw them eat yesterday. First the mom came in and fed them and then they ate kibble. I think I saw on the website that they eat at 1030 am PST. I think that's about when I saw them. I'll do some more research.
Puppy Cam is soooo much better than work!
"Pitcher?"
How about hitting the spell check every now and again.
Can you post the puppy cam again? Last time I couldn't get to it.
We need to get Clarisse a puppy of her own...
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Submitted by The C word on November 7, 2008 - 11:19am.
a film director who can't concentrate on his work because he's dealing with numerous women in his life including his lover, wife, and dead mother.
Good, good. Lover is Penny. Wife is Nicole. Dead mum is Dench. Waitress is Random Trick. Close?
Karma Police!
I am!! Have you seen them eat? I have seen them eat and play, but not feed? Where is the mom? I want to bring home that little girl in the yellow collar!!! She's a terror!
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
How much money does Fuggy Fug pay people to tell her she is sexy? Who told her that pose looked hot? She needs to go back to the meth pipe. Losing a few teeth and getting that sucked- in haggard meth face - now that's sexy.
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 11:11am.
It's too skany this morning!!! I NEED PUPPIES!
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It sounds like you are still as obsessed with Puppy Cam as I am! I watched them until bedtime last night and checked it first thing this morning! LOVE THEM!
MK wasn't kidding about the drag. I'm sure that's why "Sophia" is wearing a scarf.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Kate and Fuggie are way outta their league...
For anyone not familiar with the musical:
The story centers around a film director who can't concentrate on his work because he's dealing with numerous women in his life including his lover, wife, and dead mother.
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Straight not narrow.
no clue as to why famous are with fame whores but whatever
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Who's the hot bitch in back right. That's some hotness that is being suppressed right there.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
"and some random trick in the back trying to sneak into the picture." hahahahaha
Any time I see Sophia, I think of Grumpy Old Men...
"You evil temptress!!!"
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Fergie... that kinda ain't right
this movie is going to suck. Judi, Sophia and Marion...WTF were you thinking?????
Nicole glows in the dark HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA
Penelope and Sofia are fabulous.
Dame Judi is the hottest bitch there.
why should Sophia Loren and Judi have to be on the same stage as Fuggie, that's just wrong wrong wrong
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Cheers to Dame Judy and Sophia.
Fuck the rest.
It's too skany this morning!!! I NEED PUPPIES!
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Nic is actually beginning to glow in the dark. a known side effect of hyper-botox-icity
Good God, Judi, Sophia and Penny why are you lowering your standards like this?! If you need the money that badly, I'll gladly loan you some!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
haha judi dench looks a red wig away from being rojo caliente...
Sophia Loren outclasses the lot of em.
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Is Fergie trying to pee right on the stage again?