Brit Brit & Vadge: Together Again!
Our Lady of Cheetos came through for Vadge last night by "performing" a little bit of "Human Nature" with her.
They laundered Brit Brit's weave! And it also looks like they ran her through the car wash a few times. She looks so shiny! Shiny in the eyes too, but that's just the meds sparkling. And Vadge is quickly transforming into an Asian crypt keeper who has ventured out to steal the souls of our children and eat their fingernails. I hope Brit Brit doubled up on her dolls in order to deal with being that close to Vadge, her roided-up crotch and her soul-sucking face. When Vadge put her hand around Brit, I expected our Cheetoling to cry out in pain, because Vadge doesn't know her own strength!
Below is a little video, but there's not much to see. Click here to see another one if you give an eff.
Brit comes out, does a few sexy "Sarah Palin" moves in Hammer pants, warbles out a few bars and then disappears in a cloud of Cheeto dust. It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines. Later on, the mega douche known as Justin Timberlake humped on Vadge during "4 Minutes." It looks like they're trying to do ass-to-ass.
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Tim Roth is the HOTNESS dying
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"FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I'M FUCKIN DYING HERE!!!"
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Oh and I just noticed Brit hasn't changed THAT much. The index finger on her left hand has no tip on it. Now you'd think if she was going onstage like that, she'd have all her nails fixed, but no. I'm surprised there are no grease stains on her shirt to go with the skanky no-nail finger.
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
Jeffro11 LOL dick dick dick dick dick dick dick!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
PLEASE, Vadge! Not only are you embarassing yourself, you're emnarassing those who have to look at you!
Why are Shitney's hands always so red? Ew!
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
I WISH SHE WOULD PUT THAT FUCKING GUITAR DOWN.
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY IT!
FAKE ASS WANNABE BITCH.
UGH.
SEE THE BOY SECOND FROM LEFT IN MY AVIE? NOW THAT'S A GUITAR PLAYER, MR ALAIN GORDON WHYTE.
UGH.
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Submitted by angel_i on November 7, 2008 - 10:26am.
I know, right? Doesn't it make more sense for Brit to do some dancing up there? That is lame. It's also sad cuz it means she don't got no moves, on hand, to bust. Someone's gotta tell her - right foot here, left foot there - or else she's got no ideas....SHE HAS NO IDEAS! Who the fuck called her a genius? I think I need to cuttabeech.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
hahha.She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, Have u guys heard that she ever before appeared on the wealthy dating club###___ WEALTHYkiss.COM___ @@@for hot guys and girls to hook up with each other? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.
I was thinking the same fucking thing, leave Slash out of this!
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Brit Brit is looking good.
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Britney looks great. I'm really impressed.]
Nice to see that Justin Timberlake is still a total tooly douche asshat.
Ummm, Blair from the Facts of Life with Madonna is just weird.
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Dick happens! - MK
Ahhhhhh Madonna scares me!
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Bahahaha Jeffro11! I love Reservoir Dogs.
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RIP Pepper ♥
Tarantino nailed this one:
Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.
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Has Britney EVER looked so good? I don't think so. Definitely the straight, clean, professionally applied hair works better for her, as opposed to the contrived, skanky bed head look she's constantly trying to achieve. Madge must have a fucking weave wizard that the likes of Britney cannot access on a daily basis. She looks TONS better covered up, too. Plus, she looks so relaxed, I'm thinking Ativan, Xanax, and/or tons of Botox (I'm sure Madge has a Botox wizard backstage as well). And something about the eyes ... not so downsie in these pics. Again, I'm convinced she had some Botox work around the eyes and forehead to give her the serene look, and it works on someone her age, as opposed to Nicole Kidman, who just comes off looking scary doll like.
I think I speak for everyone when I say to you, Madonna: Please stop.
The last thumbnail looks like Vadge is screaming "I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!" Granny better get her life alert system hooked up.
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ARod sleeps with the blonde cryptkeeper???? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww then again, ARod ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Um, Britney looks like she went to the wrong Office Christmas party. She better look 'good.' Her father does everything including thinking for her these days. Someone else takes care of her kids 24/7. All she has to do is get up, work out, and then prance on stage for 3 minutes to get $$$$$$$. She should look phenomenal. Every minute of every day.
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vagde`s behaviour is like an ONLINE demonstration of the degenerating, rolling down process of a human being that doesn`t have already some well functional brains in her head, that`s how madonna looks last time. there is only a desperate evil in her behavour.
All three of these skanks should be deleted. EW
Imagine the diseases they are carrying.
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Silvara0428 yeah you are right, that's who she is channelling, what a lew hew hew zer!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
there was NO WAY that's britney. she must've had a body double. or work done. or something. where's the cheeto n frapp loving train wreck mess? she looks like a schoolmarm. she's got clothes on, for gawd's sake!
and the main photo, i thought was a really bad pic of rebecca romain-lettuce singing w/ madonna and was like, what the HELL??
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
So how long before we hear rumors about Brit playing with JT's meat whistle backstage? I wanna see Jessica Biel stomp Brit's guts out.
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I'm just not really sure I think that is Britney. As many pictures as we see of her this just doesn't look like her...........Jamie Lynn maybe
It is time for Madonna to sit the fuck down. When Britney Spears looks amazing next to you then you know it's all over.
Can someone please stop her? Please, anyone? Even Cher has more integrity.
Up, way up north in Canada, there are these big ground squirrels that the Inuit call tsik tsiks. They do this bum dancing ritual which either leads to fighting or mating. Justin does not know what he is messing with ...
Vadge needs to leave Slash's look the hell alone!
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happy Friday CWord! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
how many douchebags can they get one one stage?
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Submitted by snowpiece on November 7, 2008 - 10:57am.
TEAM BRIT GIVING VADGE HER PANTS!!!!!
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:D Hey snowy!
@msdebagain: LOL @ the vadginator!
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looks like the Vadginator is still dressing like she should be dancing in Saturday Night Fever. When is that broad going to get a clue?
TEAM BRIT GIVING VADGE HER PANTS!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Ugh, not this trashy hasbeen again...and I'm not talking about Vadge.
Submitted by Clarisse on November 7, 2008 - 10:50am.
The C word,
"I wish Britters would loan Vadgonna her pants."
I second that!
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...and steal Vadg's thighmaster out of her dressing room when she's changing into them....
Hey C! :)
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wow! I dont know what madonna said or did but damn britney looks 1000 times better. hair and everything just wow. or was it a britney look a like while the real britney sang backstage in the broom closet?
Deeeeeeeeee! MD AND AR? OMG, I have to rent it, panty pudding times!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Wow Britney looks good, Madonna not so much.Madge probably made britney wear that matronly outfit, so she could be the ''sexy'' one on stage.
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Submitted by MJF: "Tom Petty called. He wants his hat back."
No, Kim from "Real Housewives of Atlanta" called, and she wants her hat back.
What is up with Brit Brit's pants? A sale at Mandees, I suppose.
In the photos with Justin Timberdouche, Vadge looks like Nelly Olsen from "Little House on the Prairie."
The C word,
"I wish Britters would loan Vadgonna her pants."
I second that!
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say.
Snowy- WORD! It's like she can either have one (look good) or nothing (look terrible and dance like a mess while lip syncing)
I wish Britters would loan Vadgonna her pants.
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My Golden Retriever is very offended by this statement because his fur coat is 400 times better looking than Brits weave.
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Mine too!
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Tom Petty called. He wants his hat back.
And I think we'd all look a little classier walking around with our oldest and trashiest friends.
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Was this suppose to be exciting? Because it wasn't. Nobody cares. Maddona used to be able to manipulate the hell out of the media, what happened. People are so over Maddona! Time to go away now.
See everybody! Give a girl enough of Seroquil, Wellbutrin, Xanox, Celexa, and a bath..... she now just needs a better stylist!
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I can't believe there was a venue large enough for those 3 massive egos. They probably had to keep one of them outside at all times.
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Word angel. He's a pretty good actor as well. I like him in "Something the Lord Made" with Alan Rickman.
Madonna's bulging veins can't be normal. What kind of blood is running through her veins?
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you all are giving this twat credit for "looking good"? She was on stage and she was not doing shit, I guess the bar has been set PRETTY low!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Also, she only sings to double Madonna.
Why is she even there!?!?
It's all about THEM when it's supposed to be about US! The audience! UGH!
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