Stylista: Cologne's Eyelashes
The two of you that still watch "Stylista" know what I'm talking about when I say: WTF is up with Cologne's eyelashes?! I could barely concentrate while watching this shit show last night, because I couldn't stop staring at the chunky spider legs covered in tar that sit on her eyelids. I don't even suffer from arachnophobia and her lashes gave me the chills.
I decided to do a little google detective work to see what I could find about her arthropod-lashes. In an interview with Jolie Nadine, Cologne says her lashes are naturally long, "I get a lot of flack for wearing a lot of mascara, but I just like the 60’s Twiggy look and I was just born with really long thick lashes–I swear I only wear 2 coats."
Well, then you need to use a half coat, because Tammy Faye is giving you the "no she didn't" look from heaven.
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I love Cologne, but personally, I think Great Lash is terrible. Two of my all-time favorite mascaras (at any price) are the better drugstore options Max Factor Lash Perfection and Cover Girl Lash Blast. And you really can't go wrong with Lancome Definicils.
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She needs to lay off the Wet n Wild cheapo mascara.Yuck!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Bitch, please. Shove that lash glue in your wide cooter.
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I'm so glad that girl has freaky lashes because if I weren't so distracted by waiting for one of them to either fall off or crawl away, I might actually hear what she has to say. She doesn't look like she'd make me smarter with her word informations.
Same thing with Oprah. I'm always hoping one of her chunky falsies will slowly start peeeeeling away from the upper lid and *plink* fall off onto her baby's breath white $900 cashmere cowl neck sweata.
I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
CanadianGosling - I went to Berkeley with this girl, too! We had some Mass Comm classes together. She was disgustingly anorexic. Glad to see she put on some weight...
Well in her case, less is definitely more! She looks tacky as all hell! This coming from a show called Stylista, I'm not really all that surprised.
Your face!
She's channeling Tammy Faye.
did anyone see "the eyes of Tammy Faye"/ I loved that movie.
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Holy crap, it's Cologne. I went to Berkeley with this chick. Though I never really talked to her she was semi-well known (especially among the Greek system) for being ridiculously anorexic.
It appears she's gained a lot of weight since; she looks good except for the crazy eyelashes but she's always had those.
There are a ton of facebook pictures of her from the ano days, but I doubt anyone cares.
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There is a mom at my kids' school that I find it difficult to talk to because her eyelashes are even more coated with mascara than this lady's! I can't help but stare at her eyes every time she talks to me. It looks ridiculous, but she glops it on like that everyday, no matter what.
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That is SO not what Twiggy looked like:
http://rtone.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/twiggy05.jpg
Her lashes were a little more...planned.
And I found this cool little Twiggy biopic while I was at it:)
http://thestilettoeffect.blogspot.com/2007/08/twiggy-60s-phenomenon.html
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Submitted by NovaNightly on November 6, 2008 - 8:03pm.
More like a trowel and then separated with a rake.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 8:06pm.
and if she were really cool she'd spell it Köln...with and if she were really cool she'd spell it Köln...with Ümläüts
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"because Tammy Faye is giving you the "no she didn't" look from heaven."
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 6,
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Submitted by jim on November 6, 2008 - 7:51pm.
WAY TO MANY STUPID FUCKING STYLE LOSER DANCING LAME ASS SHIT ON T.V....JUST SHOW FAMILY GUY, SPORTS AND ANIMAL SHIT AND LEAVE THE REST OF THIS COMPLETE FUCKING WASTE OF TIME TO TYRA!!
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What about the simpons?
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Submitted by NovaNightly on November 6, 2008 - 8:03pm.
More like a trowel and then separated with a rake.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on November 6, 2008 - 8:03pm.
2 coats of mascara....applied with a fucking paint brush!
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more like a fucking dump truck!
and if she were really cool she'd spell it Köln...with Ümläüts
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I agree angel-i....although i just found a really great Almay mascara that i LOVE and it isnt spendy. :D Doesnt clump at ALL!!!!!! WOOOOOT! lol
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2 coats of mascara....applied with a fucking paint brush!
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She also has a wonk eye. You can hardly see it because of the tarantulas on her eyelids, but it's there.
My sisters used to call me Bambilash because my eyelashes were so long. NOT covered in goop, just long.
But everyone pronounces it "colon."
I was just born with really long thick lashes–I swear I only wear 2 coats.
I'm the same way! I put on one coat and people ask me all the time if I wear fake lashes. It's a damn curse!
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Do you remember those girls who spent all of their time smoking in the washroom at highschool and reapplying their makeup badly? How you dreaded going in there? This is what their eyes looked like.
WAY TO MANY STUPID FUCKING STYLE LOSER DANCING LAME ASS SHIT ON T.V....JUST SHOW FAMILY GUY, SPORTS AND ANIMAL SHIT AND LEAVE THE REST OF THIS COMPLETE FUCKING WASTE OF TIME TO TYRA!!
That's what my lashes look like.
Maybe she's trying to cover up those bags under her eyes. Bags? More like a full set of Samsonite luggage. She needs to put some Preparation H on those things.
Does PETA know about this tarantula killa?
What is her sisters name? Eau de toilette?
those her real lashes :O
i usually LOVE long lashes, but that's a bit much.
I think some clear mascara would work wonders for her or maybe a lighter shade?
You should thank her for lowering the unemployment rate for spiders everywhere!
Cologne?!?! More like "Toilet Water" and her eyelashes came from the bowl-brush.
Jeez, another Charo-ette.
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The name, the eyelashes. UGH!
lmaoooooo DITTO
she obviously went to the Jordan school of fake lash application
also.. dying @ tammy faye "no she didn't"
fucking seriously. i couldn't stop getting grossed out at that shit last night. fuck.
good thing she's gone, even though katie is a stupid hoe fosho.
Twiggy eyes!
Too bad she can't get the rest of Twiggy's look down.
Cologne?
*blinks*
Is her name really Cologne? Or isn she just trying to be edgy or some shit?
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