What Is That Thing On Her Body?
Basement Baby's older sister performed at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Liverpool today looking like a rejected extra from "Tron." I'm beginning to think that Sasha Fierce stole Solange's fashion sketchbook from the basement and is using all her ideas! Suddenly Sasha Fierce is trying so hard to be all avante-garde, edgy and coutardy. That was Solange's gimmick! I bet Solange planned to make this dress using old metal garbage cans. She can't anymore, because Sasha stole her designs!
Below is Sasha Fierce's heartwrenching performance of "If I Were A Boy." Sasha is squeezing out the doody bubbles hardcore during this shit.
And here's some pictures of Sasha and Solange on the red carpet. I know Sasha's douche glove helps with making you look like an asshole, but I wonder if it cures carpal tunnel?
Poor Solange....she looks like so average. She should be wearing that garbage can dress! Not Sasha Fierce!
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That dress is fugly shit. She seriously wants us to think she is all avant garde and shizz??...i DONT THINK SO. Get a hold of your multiple personalities Beyonce and slap the shit out of all of them. K thanks!
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that dress is by designer gareth pugh.
i am personally a fan of his work,
although im not so much a fan of the "Fierce".
poor solange. only 20 years too late for a guest star role on "A Different World." Whitley would have kicked her ass.
I have to admit I watched this shit on mute... I just wanted to see if the garbage can dress could move....
Someone like Grace Jones or david Bowie could work that thing, Sasha isn't fierce enough to know how to pull it off.
The more I look at the picture, she looks like the thing that sprung out of that guys stomach in Alien, especially with the mouth action she has going on.
I love exoskeleton fashion, and it's totally wipeable. No more ruining dresses after performances with Solange's tear stains. Or maybe it's the siding from the "House of Darion"?
I have that dress. I wore it to a costume party.
And how'd I forget to mention the Janet Jackson a la Rhythm Nation dancing she was trying to do?
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hmm...why does she look different every time I see her??? Light, dark, medium...I am so over her...and her Basement sister...can go now...
That thing on her is a sewer pipe. She's full of caca!
The only living woman who could possibly pull this outfit thingy off with any real style is Grace Jones. Pull up to the bumper!
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Isn't that cute! She trying to be and "icon" and "edgy" all at the same time! Bless her!
Someone needs to sit the hoe DOWN and make her STFU. "Over singing" doesnt even come CLOSE to descriming what she did. That poor song.
Oh and BTW B, that outfit make you HUUUUUUUGE!
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She does sound great. I'm not a fan but she does have talent, on the other hand her trying to be edgier in her fashion choices is pretty painful to watch. Looks like she's trying to copy RiRi's fashion choices but RiRi is at least 1-2 sizes smaller so stop doing that Bey. Go with your strengh babe you have a great voice, stick with what you know, lace fronts and a whole lotta spanx, peace and love.
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As much as it pains me to say this, that was one of the best performances I've heard from her in a long time. Wasn't feeling the outfit, but the singing made it easy to ignore. Her backup singer was on point as well. I think I like Sasha better than Beyonce.
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WTF KINDA OUTFIT IS THAT
LOL she can hardly even move
Wow. She's not having a good night. She sounds very uncomfortable singing that song and her already hippy hips are SO hippy. And not in a good Coco kinda way.
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Oh, and this is OT, but I can't wait for an Ashton Kutcher post.
Has anyone seen the new camera commercial where his assistant comes in and says (something like), "Ah-shton, the car is waiting for you"?
I replayed that shit over and over again, because she says "AH-shton", like she has a British accent, but everything else she says is completely unaccented.
Which makes me wonder if he has adopted a new, pretentious pronunciation of his idiotic name. As his stupid WIFE did years ago. Remember she used to be "DEMi" Moore and now she's "DeMEE" Moore? Maybe Kaballawalladingdong does that to you.
yeah, that outfit is not the best, but she really sang beautiful.
She has reached the "delusional" point of celebrity. If you're rich or famous long enough, you begin to lose touch with reality.
What is that ridiculousness that Bouncy has on her hand?
Someone needs to tranquilize the armadillo.
Too bad that reporter that tried to pet Barney wasn't wearing one of those gloves.
She looks like an armadillo.
So Long brings true meaning to the taunt "your mother doesn't love you and she dresses you funny".
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