Thursday, November 6th 2008

What Is That Thing On Her Body?

Basement Baby's older sister performed at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Liverpool today looking like a rejected extra from "Tron." I'm beginning to think that Sasha Fierce stole Solange's fashion sketchbook from the basement and is using all her ideas! Suddenly Sasha Fierce is trying so hard to be all avante-garde, edgy and coutardy. That was Solange's gimmick! I bet Solange planned to make this dress using old metal garbage cans. She can't anymore, because Sasha stole her designs!

Below is Sasha Fierce's heartwrenching performance of "If I Were A Boy." Sasha is squeezing out the doody bubbles hardcore during this shit.


And here's some pictures of Sasha and Solange on the red carpet. I know Sasha's douche glove helps with making you look like an asshole, but I wonder if it cures carpal tunnel?

Poor Solange....she looks like so average. She should be wearing that garbage can dress! Not Sasha Fierce!

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chickadee's picture

now, wait a minute? WOT!? is this supposed to be edgy? Hot? fashion-forward?

um...no! It is just haaaaaaaaaaaaa! ridiculous.

anorexic, tinfoil bitch, get off the stage..

(I need some tinfoil to cover the leftover pasta salad...will you oblige?)

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Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:22am.

She looks like a car seat
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RE:Submitted by erad on Fri, 11/07/2008 - 10:06am.

she has officially lost her fucking mind. is there anyone who can become uber-successful w/out losing all their marbles?????

--People who are hacks and cheat and steal other peoples work usually go crazy when it catches up to them.
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FabulousDivaBuns's picture

She looks like a car seat
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Put_u_on_blast's picture

Someone need to give her some tylenol pm!

lovehelly's picture

She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club ^^^___WEALTHYkiss.COM___$$$$ for hot guys and girls to hook up with each other, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site.

erad's picture

she has officially lost her fucking mind. is there anyone who can become uber-successful w/out losing all their marbles?????

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Submitted by chin chin on November 6, 2008 - 8:09pm.
im ascared, it looks like freddy krueger fucked the tin man, and now she wants to lock me in the basement

OMG - LOL!

BTW, you avatar rocks. Young Paul Newman - HAWT.

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Albatross's picture

Oh, holy crap. I can't decide which one is more pathetic.

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Paquita's picture

Every time I ready basement baby I can't help but think of the family guy song " Prom night dumpster baby" and think of Solange.

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Mädchen's picture

Soooo 80ies! What´s going on? And damn right, she´s stolen Basement Baby´s edgy style! Not right!
I think she´s a wannabe Whitney Houston now, or something like that. Poor. Annoying.

lovehelly's picture

hahha....It is said someone found her on the wealthy dating club ((((~~~ WEALTHYkiss.COM ~~~ ))))for hot guys and girls to hook up with each other. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

cuntygolightly's picture

she's absolutely delusional, just watch her pose

surprised she didn't issue a statement like diddy's stating her vote helped obama win...

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Submitted by stake_spike on November 6, 2008 - 8:26pm.
I think she wore that shit to make herself look skinny. Beyonce's got some big f-cking hips and with that trash you can't tell.

And MK please to don't feed into her delusion. That bitch is not named Sasha. Diddy, Prince and B need to get over themselves.
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But Prince is actually named Prince. Unless you're talking about the whole "The Artist..."/symbol thing. That was kind of pretentious of him, I guess, but I still love the tiny, little bloke. =)

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Bondagebarbie's picture

She looks like the Michelin Man's love child.Very ugly and very stupid looking.Jay Z should be heading this freak to the nearest looney bin or the divorce court.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Brittny's picture

Oh and Grace Jones would have rocked that shit well my friends. I agree.

Brittny's picture

She's out of fuckin control. I am so over this stupid arrogant cunt. Pardon the french but fuckin a, I loathe her. Esp when she starts wearing this pretentious supposed to be fashion forward garbagecan attire...and the whole Sasha Fierce shit. She needs to be put to sleep. No one should be allowed to be THAT conceited. OVER IT!

see Oprah Winfrey mystery man appearing on her show
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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Basement Baby made that out of furnace duct work.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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The only thing that outfit reminds me of is replacing the thermostat in my car a few days ago. Now that's REAL girl power.
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Hey thanks, Mustang Sally!

I was just missing you!

I'm SO boppy these days I can't sit in one place for too long....

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Girls with big thighs shouldn't wear skirts above the top of the kneecap. It looks cheap :)

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The finger in the mouth ?? Really?? Is she twelve trying to look sexy for a pic??

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gia's picture

i am so tired of them!!! ick, ick, ick!!! beyonce is bad enough, but solange is just a sick joke at this point.

yiooooooo's picture

If you want to call yourself fierce you should look like being fierce to you is effortless and not awkward. Sasha Fierce is trying to hard.

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I enjoy her music. It's a big surprise that she has joined ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^and start her journey to new love. I believe ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^is the right place

for this talent girl.

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I used to LOOOVVVEE beyoncee, I thought she was the most goreous and talented thing ever.....

Now....not so much.

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TITS's picture

It's the inverse of fish sticks dress from the other day!

It's michael jackson & paul mccartney all over agin.

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Mustang Sally's picture

@ angel_i

Love your videos. You're very talented. I'm freaking impressed, especially since I don't have an artistic bone in my body.

On topic - already wrote some crap, earlier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70

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"Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on November 6, 2008 - 9:13pm."
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True that, but let's focus on the positives here...

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OK. I'm positive this outfit is very strange.

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MK: You should be hosting that EMA shit, not Perez Hiltard.

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"Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on November 6, 2008 - 9:13pm."
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True that, but let's focus on the positives here...

LOL

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@bambam: There's a hottie in my Ice Baby video for you - after 2 min, maybe...every time I see her I think of you lol:)

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Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on November 6, 2008 - 8:57pm.
fuck the dress, beyonce SOUNDS damned good. she's a singer not a fashion model.

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She's supposed be a designer: House of Dereon.

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bambam's picture

I got no sound on my pc so is beyonce doing a rock style song. I see the guitarist featured prominently so that's why I'm asking.

It reminds me of when Micheal and Janet tried to rock out I guess to reach a wider audience. This looks like a joke as much as it did when MJ and JJ did it.

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Wyle E's picture

Turn off the sound and watch from 38 secs through to 45 secs. She looks like a dancing skeleton!

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Madam Pince's picture

That outfit looks like a torture device.

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Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

fuck the dress, beyonce SOUNDS damned good. she's a singer not a fashion model.

blueberry's picture

When I saw that dress I thought "WTF?" and then I realized its supposed to make her look skinnier. Instead, it makes her look stupid.

Coffy1978's picture

Dress screams "Intergalactic Mess". The "Single Ladies" glove should stay in the video. Not a good look on any red carpet! No ma'am!

Solange's hair looks nice.

stake_spike's picture

I think she wore that shit to make herself look skinny. Beyonce's got some big f-cking hips and with that trash you can't tell.

And MK please to don't feed into her delusion. That bitch is not named Sasha. Diddy, Prince and B need to get over themselves.

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Submitted by manequin on November 6, 2008 - 7:58pm.

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2008RTW/PUGH/RUNWAY/00030m... worn on the runway by agyness deyn.
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that's agyness deys?? wow..i would have never guessed. it looks great on her. it doesn't look that bad on beyonce either, it just doesn't match the song.

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Submitted by Hekki on November 6, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Oh, and this is OT, but I can't wait for an Ashton Kutcher post.

Hekki, that commercial annoys the hell out of me in many ways. First, the assistant seems more like his harried nanny, than his assistant. She's probably younger than his wife, yet she looks like she's ready to belt out "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?" to her young, adorable, scamp of a charge.
Second, the kabbalah bracelet. Sorry. Pretentious.
Third, AHsh-ton's dialogue. Doesn't he say something obnoxious like, "Let THAT blow your mind!" to his assistant.

On topic: That glove should be only worn with open toed boots, for insipid continuity.

The dress looks like a House of Derriere special. Joan of Arc wore something like this, and SHE was burned at the stake!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

chin chin's picture

im ascared, it looks like freddy krueger fucked the tin man, and now she wants to lock me in the basement

-=meow hiss purr=-

Violatrix's picture

I think Roisin wore the dress better...

http://roisinmurphy.blogspot.com/2008/10/roisin-in-pugh.html

Leona's picture

I believe it's called an exoskeleton. All crawdads have them.

And I refuse to call this person Sasha Fierce.

*eyeroll*

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Submitted by Otter Pop on November 6, 2008 - 7:10pm.

Someone needs to tranquilize the armadillo.
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THATS IT!! She reminds me of that stupid "whats in your wallet" commercial with the Armadillo Man superhero guy. lmao.

The BRIDE OF ARMADILLO!! lmao

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Mustang Sally's picture

Did she look in a mirror and seriously think that she looked good? Delusional, isn't she?

I'm with Mr. Mercury and StewieGriffin - Grace Jones would have been able to pull this off.

Please, please, please, MK, never say that dreaded word "Tron" again. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70

paulapoo's picture

She be livin in a culvert.