Thursday, November 6th 2008

Clara Meadmore Is October's Hot Slut Of The Month!

The 105-year-old virgin fucked her competition in the ass (figuratively speaking) and won October's Hot Slut of the Month! Clara Meadmore received over 50% of the votes and will compete in the most important election of next year.

Thanks to all you whores who voted. Now, it's back to eating my 10 bags of discontinued Circus Animals cookies from Mother's! I just got my order today and I can't wait to pour the cookies on my bed and roll all over them.


Posted by: Michael K


putsomestankonit's picture

Norwood Young and his sexay bandaid were ripped off. I say this election was rigged. Rigged I say!

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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer

Happy Hour's picture

Yay!! I feel like my vote put her on the most important election of next year's ballot..
Oh.. and takes for the visual MK.. ha ha ha.. enjoy your cookies

NovaNightly's picture

Ooh...MK...i am soooooo sad about Mothers cookies too!!! I bought a huge bag of the halloween circus animal cookies....and let me just say that those cookies will be sorely missed!!! *sniffle*

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DR.FUNK's picture

Ispeak of course about the "cookies on bed" scene.

DR.FUNK's picture

Wonderful visual there MK.