Thursday, November 6th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
The return of ScarJo's magnificent chichi balls - Egotastic!
Ashlee Simpson is still fucking pregnant - Popsugar
Xtina's red breasts match her red lips (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Breaking! Horsey Montag in some non-staged pictures - Hollywood Tuna
Kiss a fellow boxer, lose two points - Towleroad
Taylor Swift got her ass dumped over the phone - Just Jared
Mimi's Hello Camel Toe! - Lainey Gossip
Cameron Diaz needs to go back to kindergarten - Hollywood Rag
Kate Beckinsale talking about sex....again - IDLYITW
Guess the celebrity ass? - Cityrag
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OMG this ho has been prego forever! it's gonna be strange for her baby to be born with mommy's old face hence face transplant! on a happier note she looks cute preggos~ whoops, i meant asslee simpson.
Hate to say it but Tacky Pretty sounds suspiciously like someone else to me....
She probably doesn't want to share cause her cigs are not all tobacco.
Those are some ugly boots on Mimi!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
Poo thread? Have I missed something special?
I'm bored...where's the poo thread?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Two Taylor posts in two days. Her music sucks, but who cares about that. She's damn cute and sweet. And barely legal.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Maybe Ashlee's having polite twins and they're going, "You first." "No, no, after you." "No, I insist." Etc.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by Tacky Pretty on November 6, 2008 - 5:15pm.
You DO know how long humans gestate, right?
Why are you always so fucking surprised?
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did you come here just to chastise us?!?!?!?!
Don't do that!!!!
We are just trying to have some fun!!!
Don't throw a monkey wrench into the works with "facts," and "biology" and big fancy words like "gestate."
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Word. Mrs. K! Gestate. What does that even mean? Is that how a giraffe masturbates? Shouldn't it be spelled "gistate"...or maybe "jestate" like a court jester masturbating...Either way, I don't think humans have any business masturbating giraffes, and not even court jesters cuz they have a job to do...Do they still have court jesters cuz last time I went to traffic court, there were no little funny dudes in funky shoes...?
What were we talking about? Oh yeah, Asshole Simpson being pregnant for, like, 4 years...What up wid dat? Why doesn't she just give birth to a normal baby instead of a 4 year old. I don't get it....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Her tattoo is fucking horrible looking-looks like it came out of a Cracker Jack box when you got them as a kid. Lick em and stick em.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Scarteefs needs to get some crest white strips all up in that mouth. shame to have such nice chichis and get to fuck ryan reynols and have a raggedy mouth like that
xoxoxo The Real Empress of Lucite
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
I clicked the on each of the links and that damn ANTIVIRUS 2009 shit popped up. Luckily I was quick with the ALT F4. I don't know which one had it but the links for Ashlee Simpson/Popsugar and the Xtina/DrunkenStepfather windows were the only ones that weren't there after the alt f4 so it might be one of those.
Here's how the call to Taylor went:
Joe: "I'm gay. Later, k?"
Taylor: "Bu-bu-but..."
somebody snatch ryan reynolds off that cunt asap!!
Tacky Pretty you left your panties on the bus again. Please stop fucking homeless chickens on the bus.
Kthxbye!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Tacky Pretty on November 6, 2008 - 5:15pm.
You DO know how long humans gestate, right?
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Aren't we all assuming that Asslee and PeePee are begetting a human?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Tacky Pretty on November 6, 2008 - 5:15pm.
You DO know how long humans gestate, right?
Why are you always so fucking surprised?
It wouldn't seem that long if they hadn't told the world the day after they conceived that she's knocked up....usually you find out with these celebs around their 4th month, so it doesn;t seem like FOREVER
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Oh. Me dumb! Need more Diet Coke. Brain still reeling with "Sugar, Sugar" lyrics. (See Clara's thread.)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on November 6, 2008 - 5:29pm.
re Asslee's pregnancy
he thinks we don't know how to count to nine.
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 5:26pm.
I don't mind the big words. However, I don't understand the relevance of Tacky's comment.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Salem13 on November 6, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Yeah, she probably doesn't deserve all the hate. She's just built up by the media to be the smartest, most talented young actress ever and she doesn't live up to it. But very few people could, I guess.
Submitted by Tacky Pretty on November 6, 2008 - 5:15pm.
You DO know how long humans gestate, right?
Why are you always so fucking surprised?
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did you come here just to chastise us?!?!?!?!
Don't do that!!!!
We are just trying to have some fun!!!
Don't throw a monkey wrench into the works with "facts," and "biology" and big fancy words like "gestate."
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Asslee is L A R G E!!!!!!!! God I remember how uncomfortable the last few days were.
I luckily didn't get the hemmi's till after birth.
Annoying hem G!
PS marble mouth Johanssen, you have some yellow ass teefs! wtf are you doing with all your dough you made letting Woddy fondle your chichis?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Dlisters, can you please sign this petition against prop 8 and pass it on to your friends...... http://www.petitiononline.com/8311990/petition.html
Everbody leave ScarJo AAALLLLOOONNNEEE!! You jellus LOOSERS!
I found out the other day that my bother-in-law LOVES Kate Beckinsale. So now everytime I see her I can't help but be grossed/creeped out by her.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
:) i liked jeffros response :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Now I know why Cameron's face is so fug, smoking cigs can make any 30 something look fucking haggard! Bitch wouldn't even share cigs with anyone else at the party either! How much money has she made recently again on her shitty ass movies?!
Your face!
Ah this dumbslut with the shitty tattoo strikes again! Those chichis are making a comeback! WATCH OUT!
Your face!
Cameron Diaz has always struck me as a Grade-A douchebaggette.
I love Heidi's outfit.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Dammit, just as my irritation at Scarlett Johannson was fading, she comes back.
Other blogs need to stop with the Marilyn/JFK comparisons. I get that Obama has some superficial similarities to him, but I hope to God that Obama isn't corrupt like JFK was. And I also hope that Scarlett Johannson will never be desperate enough to be like Marilyn Monroe.
You DO know how long humans gestate, right?
Why are you always so fucking surprised?
TP
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Michael K is king of the faux-mos.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 6, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Mrs. K...that's different, k-garteners have to share smokes cuz they don't have jobs to buy more.
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outright prolonged laughter!!!
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
missy!
Oh i missed them feeding!?!?! I have seen em playing and sleeping but not feeding and i was starting to worry!
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
Mrs. K...that's different, k-garteners have to share smokes cuz they don't have jobs to buy more.
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"Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right."
I'd be all smiles too if I was doing sextimes with Ryan reynolds all night.
WOW
I cannot believe all you selfish selfish smokers
Sharing is caring...or did you not learn that in kindergarten?!?!?!
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Weltanschauung: “It’s amazing. You are fabulous.”
Submitted by missy on November 6, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Me too, Missy. I've been on a low dose of Chantix forever. I need to up my dose and just do it. It's easier to quit in the winter, because I feel like an idiot freezing my ass of for a smoke.
But back to Cameron's stinginess. It's not as if she's feeling the sting of a $10 pack of butts.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by paris herpes on November 6, 2008 - 5:07pm.
I daresay that pregnant Ashlee is the same size as Jessica now! LOL!
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I wasn't gonna touch that one cuz she's preggers. She'll lose the weight when she calves, but she'll still be homelier than a pig pissing.
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"Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right."
hate you ScuzJuggs
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Deb on November 6, 2008 - 5:02pm.
missy & Your Mom Ate th-
It's amazing how smoking OP cigarettes all night is easier on the throat.
My solution to the bumming is I smoke Sherman Havana Ovals or cigarillos. They're too harsh for the Marb Light bummers.
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Between my boyfriend and me, she's probably smoked about a pack just hanging with us one night for four or five hours. Sore throat, my ass...but we were at a restaurant and didn't wanna cause any unnecessary bitchery.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Not a fan of Cameron Diaz but would have to agree - if you are a smoker and go to a party, bring your own fucking cigarettes...whining pieces of shit have the nerve to be pissed at her - paw-leeeeeeeese. i'd put it out on their forehead and say, "there ya go"
I daresay that pregnant Ashlee is the same size as Jessica now! LOL!
Your face!
On smoking: I you can't afford the habit then quit. Interestingly, you rarely see these ciggy-bummers cadging food or Diet Coke.
Meekcats lurves their Diet Coke! *slurp, slurp, burp*
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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hm yes, good tactic Deb..
I never used to mind bumming butts out but they cost fucking 8 bucks a pack now! Thats like going up to someone who just bought a couple of vitamin waters and being like "Can I have one of those? Im thirsty, but I only want a sip." puh-lease!
I wanna quit soon :(
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 6, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on November 6, 2008 - 4:58pm.
I'll bet Asslee's dealing with a nice comfy case of hemorrhoids these days
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I didn't see Pete in the pic!
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Well, she's got a to-go pack of Preparation H wipes in her purse!
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
missy & Your Mom Ate th-
It's amazing how smoking OP cigarettes all night is easier on the throat.
My solution to the bumming is I smoke Sherman Havana Ovals or cigarillos. They're too harsh for the Marb Light bummers.
The worst is going to a concert at Ravinia, north of Chicago. The same assholes who complained that they wanted no smoking on the grounds, are outside the gates bumming from the pariahs!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on November 6, 2008 - 4:58pm.
I'll bet Asslee's dealing with a nice comfy case of hemorrhoids these days
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I didn't see Pete in the pic!
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"Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right."
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on November 6, 2008 - 4:50pm.
I have humbly requested to be a member of Boo's coterie; as yet, I have received no response. I understand, though; he's very busy tactfully avoiding NeNe.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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