Saint Angie's Secret Billy Bob Tattoo
Saint Angelina got Billy Bob's tattooed name lasered off her arm a while ago, but she may have had his name tattooed on a more private part of her body. Maddox, cover your eyes.
Tattoo artist Friday Jones tells Shecky's that she worked on Saint Angie Jo back in the day whens he was still boinking that wrinkled goat. Friday said: "I did the secret Billy Bob tattoo that you will never see. She would come to the house all of the time, because my roommate was her best friend. She was always like 'Tattoo me! I’m jonesing for another one,' or 'I want Billy Bob’s name on me!' So I put his name down there." [Note from Shecky's: Yes, that “down there.”]
This is the Angie Jo I used to like. The bitch that would just say shit like, "Tattoo mah pussay bone!" The Saint Angie of today doesn't even know what a pussay bone is anymore.
If she did that get shriveled up corpse's name tattooed on her cooze area, I'm sure it's long gone by now. It wiped away when Messiah Shiloh came floating out.
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Are you people blind or do you just hate her? I think she was WAY healthier looking when she was with billy bob because she had to get it together for Tomb Raider. Her face is fuller, arms are thicker, bod was thikcer back then. now she looks way to thin. Once she met brad pitt she lost all of the weight and looks miserable.
If anyone has had plastic surgery it's her boytoy, brad pitt. Cheeks, botox, and his chin even looks longer now. He never had a chin and now he has a manly chin? HELLO!
Wow doesn't even look like the same woman... her face here is either bloated with drugs and sleepless old goat blowing nights, or pre-plastic surgeries.
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Submitted by Jeffro11 on November 6, 2008 - 3:09pm.
wasn't a big role but BB was good in Primary Colors too...of course Kathy Bates stole the whole show...
That is my all time favourite film.
I call bullshit on this one- we all know St Mangie doesn't have friends.
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I loved her when she dated billy bob. Don't like her, can't stand her now.
LMAO. Just read some of the interview that Pitt did with Oprah (airing end of Nov). He says the reason for him doing the pic's for W magazine was to promote his movie "Curious Case of blah blah blah". So it just goes to prove how calculating these people are. This is ALL about him. No wonder people laugh at the thought of this prick wanting PRIVACY! Pawning out the family, trying to show Angelina as sweet and innocent not the femme fatal everyone else sees. Apparently there was a little tension between him and the big O. However, Oprah (being on her high after the election) was very nice to him and asked about Jolie on several occasions. We all know she is a professional .... but I'm sure the moment he walked out of the studio she was rolling her eyes and had Jen on speed dial! HA!
Submitted by ♥ on November 6, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Love your avie, heart!
James Haven is always caught in the middle.
Right now James Haven is trying to keep it all together with Angie and the kids. It is not easy with this gang. There are guns, knives, and WMD, and that's just in Mad's room!
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Double post oops.
Singing and dancing is out of the question so I'll just transform myself into a purdy thought...
Peace & Love & Hope & Kindness for all...
James Haven!
You hot ho! LOL! Love your 'sharing' hehehe.
Like my avatar? I took a few liberties but...yaknow...you both are public figures and all...well, maybe not YOU so much...you're stuck in the middle.
*Brad's Pitts
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it's a celebration, bitches!
James Haven has been summoned by one of Dlisted's crazy bitches on his MySpace to come in here and give the 411 about Angie's tattoo.
Angie's tattoo is not in the obvious place that you bitches are thinking. It is right under her boobs, and it reads: Billys Boobs
All you have to do is lift each one up and see for yourself. Well you crazies won't be able to do that, but James Haven has many, many times!
Now don't start up with your shenanigans bitches cause it ain't like that with James Haven and Angie!
Brad is very upset about the the tatts and told Angie he wants her to get a tattoo that says:
Brad's Pitts - Nasty!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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This was actually time when I liked her. Not anymore. She looks fake and unhappy with Brad. I see no chemistry between them as opposed to old goat (lol) Billy Bob.I am not sure if she is collecting kids to force herself to believe in her own dream. When you look at her you know she is crazy wild bitch and word mommy just does not jive with her trueself. She is such a sellout.
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She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.
Angel_I! Where the fuck are you? Am I the only one that just realized AJ is looking "CHOLA" in this picture? ALl she is missing is the lip-liner and "I killed someone" tear tat. bwahahahahahaa!
The 35 kids might have something to do with Brangelina looking less than passionate.
I mean, when you start calling eachother mummy and daddy... Shhheeeesh.
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'Since we're here to populate the Earth and all that jazz...'
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The war isn't working.
Brad and Angie never look passionate like Billy Bob and Angie did....
hmmm...
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it's a celebration, bitches!
everything in this little story is the reason why she is the most disgusting person in the world :)
effing BBT proves me right and nothing u can say will ever change it. She is THE trash.
Fuck she was (is) weird! Who the hell wants their genitals tattooed? And WHY would anyone want theit genitals tattooed? Just thinking of the pain of having it done makes my eyes water! I guess it takes all types though, different strokes and all that.
She really wanted to be 'owned' by BBT didn't she. She obviously wanted his name stamped all over her - just like a branded cow. Well if the shoe fits lol.
Now she is the enlightened, 'earth mother' and saviour of the poor. Yeah and pigs might fly! You're not fooling anyone Angie - you big, dumb, bitch!
The stoner
I must say that I do miss Texas (the place)
cost of living , food, gas blah,blah,blah
I need a jizzob.
Like, Oklahoma the stoner?
Or the place?
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lol Hell Naw! I need to though... I miss Oklahoma
@xxyxz:
'Sup Beyotch?:)
Keeping busy?
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Angel_i
Hi ho
Submitted by anony54321 on November 6, 2008 - 8:44pm.
ps - deny it all you want, but there are plenty of you out there who, like me, secretly think billy bob is way sexy.
deny all you want.
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O no. He's hot. I'll tell you straight up:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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ps - deny it all you want, but there are plenty of you out there who, like me, secretly think billy bob is way sexy.
deny all you want.
now we know why she has all those kids and put the twins latitude and longitude twice.
its bc under the latitudes and longitudes of all her kids birthplaces, lies the faintly visible scar of her first and best love's name.
I'm sure the labial tat reads "BLOB" now, even though the sainted one's coochie was NEVER stretched or torn by childbirth (she had C-sections). She just had it edited to reflect her attitude toward her biological children.
Correction... It used to read "Billy Bob" but after the birth of the two miracles, and the vagina rejuvenation. They have successfully folded it back together much like the back page of Mad Magazine to say "Brad Pitt".
these 2 look like brother and sister. why the hell did they divorce? they were made for each other.
Submitted by K2 on November 6, 2008 - 7:21pm.
"She probably had a "cleaner" come in and sweep her place for all blood vials, heroine syringes, crop tops, black hair dye, and photo's of her daddy.... just to overhaul the image!"
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Somebody sent in da "Woof"! hahahaha
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Submitted by xxyxz on November 6, 2008 - 7:09pm.
Submitted by ♥ on November 6, 2008 - 7:03pm.
lol you know she KNOWS the truth!
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I doubt it. This particular picture probably just has BB cut out of it and far less stains. Gross. I just icked myself out.
Her face looks busted up in this photo. When did she have the surgeries? Must've been after Billy bob but before Brad. Right when she adopted Maddox. I guess she became conscientous and wanted to look the part of MOTHER. She probably had a "cleaner" come in and sweep her place for all blood vials, heroine syringes, crop tops, black hair dye, and photo's of her daddy.... just to overhaul the image! How do you go from this white trash face to a dainty nose and high cheek bones. More importantly, why? It's not like she was ever about impressing hollywood. She really contradicts herself. Who know, maybe she saw this photo after it was taken and thought , "holy shit, I need a face lift"!
Submitted by ♥ on November 6, 2008 - 7:03pm.
lol you know she KNOWS the truth!
Submitted by xxyxz on November 6, 2008 - 7:01pm.
Ugh...
I wish Love Angelina was here to tell us it ain't so!
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lmao.
Please.
Goddess.
NO.
Ugh...
I wish Love Angelina was here to tell us it ain't so!
Bitch is straight up FUG. Her surgeon deserves some kind of fucking Photoshop IRL award.
wow, she got some seriously great plastic surgery....crappy tattoos, but great surgery.
I knew a cook on a fishing boat who had his name tattooed in large letters on his wife's lower back so that, if she ever cheated or left him, the next guy would be forced to look at his name. Sounds like the same thing.
Ugh! I can't stand this nasty stank. Plastic surgery does wonders!
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Hey Billy Bob - come out with a book spilling all about St. Angelina in the fucking rack. Like does she like it the giggy, can she suck dick you know the usual. Guaranteed that about two years after his last film, we will be getting a peak from da man in his book!!
Her brother's name must be right next to it. I'm pretty sure Brad is not man enough for that kind of pussy honor.
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Bet Brad loves dipping his dick into that!
dammit...I missed many of my fave sluts...hope to see some of you soon.
Mrs K, that is awesome news. I wonder if Tina ever posts...and if so, who she is.
(now, for my total Tinaloonie moment, in case she's reading I heart you so much. We need more articulate, intelligent postitive role models for our daughters.)
and if wanting to molest your avvie is wrong, I don't wanna be right..I lick mine daily.
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If she just has an initial down there, she probably tells Stupitt that the "B" stands for "Brad"..... that dumb fucker believes her. When this story hits the newsstand, she'll have some back peddling to do. Plus we all know it should stand for "brother". If there are two B's then one can now stand for Brad & brother. Problem solved.
You mean all this time Brad's been boinking Billy Bob?
I miss the chola-browed-real-nose-having-dirty-looking-leather-wearing Angelina. She's boring as a bag of sand now.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
I would have thought she would have had her brother's name tatooed near her Twiz.
According to this photo and then photos of the present....
....Angelina IS the Changeling!
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
I'm lost. why is this news again? Shes always said she tattooed his name is her 'special' place.
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JLo, stop hitting me in the mouth with your 12-inch dildo! I'm not going to suck it!-MK
Oh, yeah, we all know the type. She doesn't have any female friends because women are, or so she claims, "too competitive with her."
Uh-huh now, y'all know what I'm takin' about
*SNAP!*
sure they are, toots, sure they are
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