NeNe Wants To Give Mah Boo A Little Brown Sugar

The Silver Fox got all giggly with Ellen Degeneres when he talked about his love for "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" and the show's star NeNe. After Andy declared he was a NeNe fangirl, NeNe herself got bombarded with phone calls from friends and family who watched Ellen.

NeNe said to E!'s Marc Malkin, "I told my husband, 'You know Anderson Cooper? He spoke about me.' And he said, 'Anderson Cooper? The guy with the white hair? No, he didn't!' We think it's great. We love it."

WHITE HAIR?! Is that how you would describe the pube bushes of the archangels, because that's what it looks like! Is that how you would describe the silvery carpet in God's office, because that's what it looks like too. WHITE HAIR?! Breathe....Michael...breathe.... Let's move on and forgive NeNe's husband's ignorance.

NeNe is ready to make Mah Boo's dreams come true by meeting him gorgeous face to gorgeous face. "I would just talk to him and keep it real. Let's just get down and dirty and talk about whatever. I'd wear a nice little top, since he's talking about my chest. I don't know if he's had any brown sugar."

Oh, honey, has he had brown sugar before?! He's had enough brown sugar to keep the Domino factory in business for the rest of our days. Don't worry about bothering with that little top. And if by "down and dirty" you mean "manicures and a pillow fight," then Mah Boo would totally be into keeping it real with you.