Thursday, November 6th 2008

NeNe Wants To Give Mah Boo A Little Brown Sugar

The Silver Fox got all giggly with Ellen Degeneres when he talked about his love for "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" and the show's star NeNe. After Andy declared he was a NeNe fangirl, NeNe herself got bombarded with phone calls from friends and family who watched Ellen.

NeNe said to E!'s Marc Malkin, "I told my husband, 'You know Anderson Cooper? He spoke about me.' And he said, 'Anderson Cooper? The guy with the white hair? No, he didn't!' We think it's great. We love it."

WHITE HAIR?! Is that how you would describe the pube bushes of the archangels, because that's what it looks like! Is that how you would describe the silvery carpet in God's office, because that's what it looks like too. WHITE HAIR?! Breathe....Michael...breathe.... Let's move on and forgive NeNe's husband's ignorance.

NeNe is ready to make Mah Boo's dreams come true by meeting him gorgeous face to gorgeous face. "I would just talk to him and keep it real. Let's just get down and dirty and talk about whatever. I'd wear a nice little top, since he's talking about my chest. I don't know if he's had any brown sugar."

Oh, honey, has he had brown sugar before?! He's had enough brown sugar to keep the Domino factory in business for the rest of our days. Don't worry about bothering with that little top. And if by "down and dirty" you mean "manicures and a pillow fight," then Mah Boo would totally be into keeping it real with you.

Posted by: Michael K


Is it me, or does she look like a Henson muppet in that pic?

**You made a goddam vampire - pomeranian?!**

JaneDoe's picture

did he really talking about her breasts? I cant remember lol.
Surprisingly I am insulted by NeNe's hubby's ignorance...that is silver, you dumb prick!!
MK, please keep posting about Mah Boo (I mean your Boo sorry :D)

stake_spike's picture

Gay men do the love the boobs. I'm sure NeNe knows he's gay, I mean who doesn't.

t_stain's picture

I wanna see NeNe and Andy jump that bitch Kim. One good tug on that wig and her life would fall apart. I know MK's "Boo" would love to rip that shit off. She'd probably evaporate in her clothes, rapture style.

They should buy the rights to "Don't be tardy to the Party" and drop a duet! Shit would be off the chain!

blaaaake's picture

Anderson Cooper doesn't play with tiggo bitties, NeNe.

xxyxz's picture

Gwad I love you M.K

soul's picture

NeNe would chew him up and spit him out. :) go NeNe go NeNe.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

I sooooo wanna get drunk and gossip with the Silver Fox. He's my kinda he-bitch. Someday, Andy. Someday.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Can't add much to this post except this is utter verbal genius, still LMAO!

foosrock's picture

...no the breakdown, don't know what you mean. Perhaps you need to make it more....clear?!

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Aw, Thank You to Mah DLISTED Boo's for the back up!!!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Well jurl, he can work this RAW SUGAR Woman and he doesn't even need to know my name.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

TheBreakdown's picture

Anderson couldn't and wouldn't handle sugar THAT brown.

He's more of a 'Rican man, if you catch my drift.

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Sandbitch's picture

NeNe has a surprisingly good voice. But heck, when she sings, her jaw/teeth do some scary shit. I hope she doesn't burst into song often.

Sayonara's picture

Who knew that Anderson enjoyed watching these types of reality shows?!

Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo

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NENE is a bitch!
im on Sheree's team!

www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

angel_i's picture

I'd wear a nice little top, since he's talking about my chest.
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RJII's picture

Anderson has to come out that big closet first.

like-wow's picture

More like Brown Skank Sugar. If she sits on his face that nice nose of his will be busted up real bad.

It makes me very happy when MK posts about The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Can't stop watching this crazy show! Love NeNe, Love Mah Boo, Love that Mah Boo Loves NeNe! NeNe for Hot Slut of the week!

Mel-Tang's picture

Bubbly Brown Sugah......

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Hoho Like-a The No-No's picture

I'd love to see him try to pour Nene into one of his mom's vintage Gloria Vanderbilt jeans. Like putting a cork back into a champagne bottle.

snowpiece's picture

KD: very very interesting and emotional show, these women were originally brought in to search the Muslim women but ended up being in straight up combat situations, it messed them up good, let me tell ya.
check your public television listing, LOL
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roxie's picture

This Ho's gaydar detector is way off. Anderson is gay hence watching that show. He thinks she'd make a cool bitch friend.

KD's picture

Snowy- I thought they didn't put women in combat? Sounds like an interesting show.

snowpiece's picture

kind of off topic:
Did anyone watch Independent Lens on PBS last night. Terrence Howard was the host and I have totally lost the love, he could totally be MK's boo 's brown sugar
but the show was excellent: about women in combat in Iraq
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Mel-Tang's picture

I think this should be NeNe's theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIuRwP2ei_o

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THANK YOU MK!!!! So happy to see this after sending it in, your input was requisite for real!

KD's picture

But NeNe is married to that old dude. He treats her well, too! He seems a few classes above her.

Madam Pince's picture

I'm sure the Silver Fox has had plenty of brown sugar. Just not from NeNe's team.

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Salem13's picture

Submitted by missy on November 6, 2008 - 2:25pm.

Hell yeah I LOVE The Who! Greatest band EVER (no offence Beatles, I love them too).

O/T: I take it NeNe doesn't read the internet.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on November 6, 2008 - 2:23pm.

*Apparently* (I use that term lightly cuz I've seen it written in different blogs) its some guy named Julio (who happens to be dominican).

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2Di4's picture

the other night i said "the silver fox looks especially fine tonight!" and my bf said "what silver fox? what does that mean?" WTF!
well, i guess he's passed the ultimate gayness test by not knowing gloria vanderbelt's hot offspring's nickname.

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

I am watching the latest episode and nene's is ssssssssooooooooooooo bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She said that sheree is feeding kim garbage and kim's wig is squeezing her hard on her brain.

I love NeNe, she's out of control.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

kdracofan's picture

O honey!

putsomestankonit's picture

Suck on that Kim. NeNe and Anderson can be BFF's now.

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NeNe better back the fuck off our man MK! I will let you have him, but NeNe is a NoNo!

missy's picture

salem - nice tie in with the who siggie.. very appropriate for the moment!
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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Nelson Voice (N.V.) HA! HA! Kim and Sherree!

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Snarkley's picture

He might mention you some day, M.K. Send him a t-shirt or something.

DiamondDawg's picture

Submitted by Salem13 on November 6, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Well if the word is true, rumor has it Andy likes Azucar.
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male or female? or both?

Lovers Keep On The Road Youre On's picture

AHAHAHAHA that is HILARIOUS. "BREATHE...Michael...BREATHE" But seriously who DOESN'T know Anderson is the silver fox. BTW I'm pretty sure LOVE ANDERSON would go down with a fight before letting NeNe get the silver fox.

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Salem13's picture

Well if the word is true, rumor has it Andy likes Azucar.

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missy's picture

great post MK :) you funny mofo you :)

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snowpiece's picture

escandelo! hands off MK and Love Anderson's man!
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DiamondDawg's picture

Everyone in the free world loves Mah Boo ~ men, women, inanimate objects...

Take that Kim and Sheree!

LoLo's picture

I want to adopt you MK, even though you are only a couple of days older than me.

We could be like Jaime Lynn and Maddie only skankier.
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It must drive Kim crazy that NeNe can sing better drunk and joking, than Kim when she's trying her hardest.

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Happy Hour's picture

LMAO.. funny.. MK very funny...NOW I have to watch this junk...