Thursday, November 6th 2008

Why?!

Samantha Jones confirmed to Scary Spice on The Paul O'Grady Show that the three scrappy hags (and Cynthia Nixon) will be back for a "Sex and the City" sequel tentatively titled "SATC 2: Doing It For The Money."

When asked by Scary if there would be another movie, Kim Cattrall responded, "Yes, there will be a sequel "Yes, there will be a sequel. We will do the sequel next summer. We wanted to film the first time, and now we’re hopefully doing it again for the second time. It is difficult getting everybody who’s so incredibly busy all together at the same time."

A spokeswhore for New Line only said they are "in negotiations for a sequel."

They might as well move those memaws from NYC to Miami already and call it "Golden Girls: THE MOVIE." I mean, Kim is like 80-years-old! Okay, she's really 52, but still.

I'm sure they'll fuck up the sequel like they did the first one by not giving the starring role to Rojo Caliente!

Posted by: Michael K


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I dont watch the show but i heard the movie is so good
i guess i need to watch the first one
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Who's hating on older women? Give me an older woman (not one of these twits) over almost the entire cast of anything on the Warner Bros. network any day.

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Submitted by KillBilly on November 6, 2008 - 1:59pm.

I don't understand all the hatred of Older Women!

I dont hate them! Any port in a storm! Old, amputees, lepers.....anything with a pulse...or not!

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Submitted by KillBilly on November 6, 2008 - 1:59pm.
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Do you feel old?

msdebagain's picture

oh MK i love you like my own son, but i love Sex and the City.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on November 6, 2008 - 2:00pm.

To me, the biggest prob is the show is past its expiration date, like the example below of Friends. I don't want to see older women playing young, single women on the prowl. I don't want to see a liver-spotted Roger Moore as Bond, either.

StewieGriffin's picture

awwwww leave Kim alone, she looks better than any ho half her age and you know when she does reach 80 she'll be a hot memaw. She can do no wrong.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Is it safe now to assume they can no longer get any other acting gigs?

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Regina's picture

The show was excellent and was more than about four women who have great sex...it was about relationships and friendship. While the film was not as good as the programme (they made Carrie miserable for the most part!), it was enjoyable and I had a great experience seeing it in the cinema. I wouldn't mind seeing it!

Oh and I think SJP is attractive!

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Submitted by KillBilly on November 6, 2008 - 1:59pm

We don't hate older women.

We hate crappy acting and pretentious movies.

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KillBilly's picture

I don't understand all the hatred of Older Women!

KillBilly's picture

I don't understand all the hatred of Older Women!

red_hot_kitchen's picture

Every time I see Sarah Jessica Parker I think about how she was the hot witch in Hocus Pocus.

Green Is Good's picture

Portrait of a bunch of women who are smart enough to ride this gravy train to end.

Who can blame them? Easy money.

Secret Original's picture

On the other hand, I'd be four times more likely to be annoyed if they could find work on their own.

Chicaloca's picture

I love Sex and the city. The 1st flim was not that great, it did well because of the hype that was surrounding it.

Who knows maybe this one will be good.

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Jeffro11,
That's not even funny! Friends movie *shudders*

LESS BABIES MORE PUPPIES! AND KITTIES!

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Momus: LMAO @
"BTW: These women don't have large calves ... they have full-grown heifers for legs."

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They are making another one because sjp needs to keep busy from her cock sucking loving husband of her's so she doesn't have to sit around sulked and sniff coke while he is out and about with Mr. Big Cock.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

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I don't care how lame this sounds...I am soooooooo gunna watch this movie!!!!

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Off-topic: Did you guys hear that Hasselcrack is changing her position on the election? She said she's going to support Buhrock.

On-Topic: I think Charlotte should try footless tights. Kinda shake things up a bit.

I agree with Mrs. K - SJP is going a little overboard with the jewelry.

great, they can show it as a double feature with the Friends movie.

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Submitted by Clarisse on November 6, 2008 - 1:37pm.

I second that motion

More kittehs, too.

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M.E.'s picture

*yawn*

I haven't even see the 1st one yet.

NovaNightly's picture

I dont give a flying fuck about these hags. Never watched the show and never will. So lame. pffft! :P

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Ok, to all the dumb bitches that insist that Kristen's calves are far too fat; Psycho babies calm the fuck down! This is what a real chick looks like and guess what? if she works them out they get even more muscular!

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Submitted by angel_i on November 6, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on November 6, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 1:29pm.

I think we're getting close to the part where we talk about how old ladies should dress like old ladies.
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Ruh Roh! Nevermind what I said. As I sit here in my 45 year old azz in my lowest rise Old Navy "Diva" jeans...

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 1:29pm.

Guten tag, Mrs. K.

BTW: These women don't have large calves ... they have full-grown heifers for legs.

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Salem13's picture

I don't give a fuck I love Sex and the city, and I love SJP. I agree its great to see older woman get roles, it sucks that it has to be this. Its not fair that once a woman hits 40 she has to shrivel up and die, while men get great work at any age.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on November 6, 2008 - 1:32pm.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Kim Catrell needs to do something about those calves and Kristen Davis needs to ditch the black tights.
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SHE CAINT!! If the goes natural, her calves are as big as Cynthia and Kim's put together!!
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I think we're getting close to the part where we talk about how old ladies should dress like old ladies.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

ON THE OTHER HAND, I'm glad these old broads can still get work (especially since I did not watch the TV show, I did not see the first movie and I have no intention of seeing the second one neither).

Let's hear it for the old broads.

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Oi-stonedjunta's picture

Rock on, Clarisse!!! More puppies- I officially second that motion.

cornpone's picture

will this show ever die?!

Clarisse's picture

Having never seen the show or the movie, i have nothing to add except for LESS BABIES MORE PUPPIES!

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why
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is there truly anyone left who gives a shit?

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maDalice's picture

Cool! I enjoyed the first movie.

snowpiece's picture

lame
I can't stand to see all the bitches get their knickers in a twist over another one, people at my job took half days to go see the first one! GAG!
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Submitted by LA on November 6, 2008 - 1:31pm.
That first film was total crap. They need to stop it already.
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eh. i liked it. (ducks and covers.)

LoLo's picture

I HATED this show.
I really hated it.

It was fun and cute in the very first season but jesus christ! Fuck, shoes, fabulous, more fucking, shoes, Mr. Big, shoes, FABULOUS!, shoes.

BORESVILLE WHORES!

They date raped NYC!
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DAMN, Kristen's cankles are angry! They are trying to fight their way out of those tights for real!

Reminder to self: Never wear black tights. (I always have mild cankle, even when I'm at my thinnest!)

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 6, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Kim Catrell needs to do something about those calves and Kristen Davis needs to ditch the black tights.
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SHE CAINT!! If the goes natural, her calves are as big as Cynthia and Kim's put together!!

And guess who's the azzclown who bought the BOOK????

Yes, its me. (hands head in shame)

LA's picture

That first film was total crap. They need to stop it already.

NYAPPLES's picture

"Mr. Red" would be a good addition. Or better yet why not leave on a high note, this is just getting sadder and sadder. And if I have to hear that horsey bitch say "I couldn't help but wonder...", bitch if you haven't figured it out through all those years of wondering maybe your a dumb bitch who should throw the towel in.

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Kim Catrell needs to do something about those calves and Kristen Davis needs to ditch the black tights.
And, SJP, I love ya, doll, but ease up on the jewelry, 'K?

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One day it'll be "S&TC: On Golden Pond"

I still like SJP, though. And the one in the black - wuzzhername - needs a sign on her backside that says "WIDE LOAD" beep, beep, beep!
Cynthia has GINORMOUS calves (so does Charlotte, but with an azz to match), and Kim Cattrall is just too old period and her legs look kinda thick too.

What size are they all in real life??

pompom's picture

I can't stand it. Can't stand any more of this crap. No no no. I thought we were done hearing about it.

angel_i's picture

Ugh. The first one was painful already.

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Sensimina's picture

Great. Another round of wrinkly tatas and Depends thongs.

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Hopefully Rojo wil make a cameo.