Thursday, November 6th 2008

Morning Wood


Ecstasy needs a plus size woman and I need his outfit - Videogum

The best thing to come out of the election - Mollygood

Guy Ritchie is making up for lost time - Popbytes

Remember Blur? Me neither, but apparently they might reunite - Holy Moly!

Anne Hathaway needs to re-think those glasses. Oh and she has a new beard too - ICYDK

Whatever you say, Kate - Celebitchy

The less skanky version of Jenna Jameson and Baby Huey are taking a break - I'm Not Obsessed

Gretchen Bonaduche is getting paid - A Socialite's Life

Posted by: Michael K


Miss Priss's picture

Damn Anne Hathafug is so fug. Overrated!

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southpaw's picture

I love some Blur songs.. :[

The C word's picture

The judge probably awarded Gretchen that much money after her lawyer showed a pic of Bonaduce’s lil’ Danny….pain and suffering, dontcha know.

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Snarkley's picture

Gretchen deserves double that much for putting up with Bonaduce's crazy ass this long.

moriah's picture

I loved Blur.. boys who love girls, who loves boys who love girls.. oh, oh and Parklife. I loved that one!

christine the hoff's picture

hahaha guys go to mollygood and look at the icanhascheeseburger kitties.

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Ecstacy? More like excrement!

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NitWitty's picture

Ann's glasses aren't the worst atrocity. Check out her gold lam'e shoes.

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Clarisse's picture

Ecstasy. No.

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Yikes, I guess when you're a star, you don't have to be cute. Anne's glasses look like they came with a fake nose, and light shoes with dark tights has never looked good in any era.

Meanwhile, Gretchen Bonaduce is an idiot. Who marries a man after one date?

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LoLo's picture

PSL, I dont think shes feeling very fancy these days so it wouldnt be the gold... OH! maybe it is the knee pad ones since she is more than likely being paid by Sam to scrub her floors for spending money.

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Amanda's picture

Anne's glasses do NOT flatter her face in any way...She already has the same facial features as a Llama.

christine the hoff's picture

you'd better fucking believe I'd be getting me some major bank if I was married to danny bonerdouchy, gag me with a fucking chainsaw.

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

parissucksliterally's picture

Lolo, would that be the shredded leggings, the knee padded leggings or the shiny gold ones?

fucking spammers.

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don't you know about the new fashion honey
all you need are looks and a whole lot of money
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LoLo's picture

_Submitted by molly2008 on November 6, 2008 - 12:15pm.

DIE POD BITCH DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!

I JUST KNOW YOURE A JOBLESS LINDSAY LOHAN OVER THERE SPAMMING US IN YER SLUTTY CRUSTY BLOW JOB LEGGINS!

ARRRRGGggggggggggggg! Bitch!

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parissucksliterally's picture

A-ha! That means Jaime is an answer to one of the BI's from CDAN.......I am too tired to go find it and post.

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don't you know about the new fashion honey
all you need are looks and a whole lot of money
-Billy Joel "It's Still Rock and Roll To Me"

Mopa's picture

I'll speak for plus sized women everywhere.....

No thanks Ecstasy.

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Best Friends Forever & Beyond

islandgirl's picture

Hahaha, that vid is magical.

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