Thursday, November 6th 2008

Morning Wood


Ecstasy needs a plus size woman and I need his outfit - Videogum

The best thing to come out of the election - Mollygood

Guy Ritchie is making up for lost time - Popbytes

Remember Blur? Me neither, but apparently they might reunite - Holy Moly!

Anne Hathaway needs to re-think those glasses. Oh and she has a new beard too - ICYDK

Whatever you say, Kate - Celebitchy

The less skanky version of Jenna Jameson and Baby Huey are taking a break - I'm Not Obsessed

Gretchen Bonaduche is getting paid - A Socialite's Life

Posted by: Michael K


Leona's picture

Danny Bonaduce is human toxic waste. Take your money and run, Gretchen.

smacking random people is sooooo 5 minutes ago...Eating random people, on the other hand....--Tigerlilly

please show the 3rd video 2morrow of ecstasy and his "girl" singing "He loves a fat girl" and the term girl is used loosely. she is an old damn lady and ecstasy wants a slice! hahaah

Pearl_Necklace's picture

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LEAVE GUY ALOOOOOOONE!!!

(yeah, I know it's getting tired, but I LOVE IT.)

TheBreakdown's picture

Any man caught wearing this outfit is obviously using plus sized women as a foil, because this is some gay Gladiator madness!

Fat chicks cannot, I repeat, CANNOT be this desperate for part-time peen?!!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

I hear Molly2008 has scabies.

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Recently , It is said that many celebrities appear? at the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. Even they upload their private hot photos and videos on

the site. Are these famous guys fond of online dating?

Diego's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on November 6, 2008 - 2:20pm.

Ha, I wouldn't go that far. I do however have a shitty job that pays nothing and every time I leave I feel like I've just escaped a vacuum of narcissism. The one thing that has made it worth is when this big fat guy came up to the store front and took his shirt off and just stood there. I was the only one who thought it was funny, though. It just has flexible hours and it's easy and I needed something else because I'm a GA and that pays shitty too, but grad school is free so I can live with it. I'm way too old for it, but whatever. It's a paycheck.

putsomestankonit's picture

Blur, they had some good songs.

The lead singer was once in an open realtionship with the lead singer from Elastica.

I was once engaged to their session drummer who played on "Coffee and TV"

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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer

zomay's picture

Ecstasy oh lord heheheheheheeheheheeeee.

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dallyflyguy's picture

dude! blur is LEGENDARY! The lead singer went on to create Gorillaz and The Good, The Bad, and The Queen. blur themselves had some pretty major hits, I'm excited

Bondagebarbie's picture

Guy is yummy but makes a lame drunk.
Anne is one hot nerd.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Guy is yummy but makes a lame drunk.
Anne is one hot nerd.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

snowpiece's picture

Diego works at A&F so he is prolly SMOKIN! :)****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Raven's picture

i had to come out of exile to comment on Ecstacy's song ... omg .. i'm still laughing at MK's comment .. about the outfit

well i'm a plus size girl ... come and get me Ecstacy .. but leave the felt tassel arm and leg bands at home please .... and rock me 'round the clock ....

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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!

Clarisse's picture

Diego,
The day will come! Keep your head down and your chin up till then.

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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John

Diego's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on November 6, 2008 - 1:44pm.

That's what I keep telling myself. It makes me sad for all the couples who are married or are planning to be soon. I mean, I'm in school and I work at A&F, but just until after Christmas, so I'm far away from it, but I'd still like the option!

Clarisse's picture

Diego!
Hang in there kiddo! The US didn't even allow interracial marriage until 1967. (we are little slow...but we get there)

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Diego's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on November 6, 2008 - 1:35pm.

Ha, I am. I had to go through my self-pity stage. That Ecstasy vid helped. Whether I can get married or not, I'm just glad he's all about the ladies.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Guy looks happy for the first time in seven years.
You go, Guy!!!!

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

Clarisse's picture

Diego,
Too kind. Really. Too kind.

Hope you are havin a better day today!

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Diego's picture

Ecstasy. You girls can has.

t_stain's picture

Poor Mary Jane Girls, he totally raped that song. But he saved it with his magical arm and leg tassels. I'd hit it, but only before he got all sweaty in his spandex singlet. That color would show some sweat marks in his nooks and crannies.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Submitted by The C word on November 6, 2008 - 12:31pm.
The judge probably awarded Gretchen that much money after her lawyer showed a pic of Bonaduce’s lil’ Danny….pain and suffering, dontcha know.

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And, infliction of emotional distress ... from making it perform often enough to sperminate her twice.

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chowgirl69's picture

Submitted by Snarkley on November 6, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Gretchen deserves double that much for putting up with Bonaduce's crazy ass this long.

Not to mention putting up with his wee little baby-carrot peen!

Bjork You's picture

What is on Ectasy's legs? I want to get all chubby now just so he can sing me a song.

Miss Priss's picture

Snowie

Yes!!!

...then there she was like disco superflyyyyyy

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LoLo's picture

Miss Priss that was such a tune for my college times!

So that dude lost his battle with the toilet bats?
How did he go mental? HA!

Are you gonna tell me to " Google it ya dumb fuck?" Cause I could handle that. You can say that to me, I wont cry. I wont talk to TMZ about it. Nope!
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snowpiece's picture

Miss Priss I love that song, Marcy Playground right?

Hangin round, downtown by myself .......
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Miss Priss's picture

Lolo

I have yet to listen to BA's cover of Wonderwall.

BTW, I heard Bryan Adams went metal. Go figure.

Oh shit! "I smell sex and Candy" just came on the radio. I haven't heard that song in a while

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missy's picture

wait, whats up with oasis?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

christine the hoff's picture

Re: this ecstacy person
I have parent/teacher confernence coming up, think he'll let me borrow his shit?

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

LoLo's picture

Miss Priss i liked them once too!

Now i only listen to the covers of theur songs that OTHER people do LOL!

Like Bryan Adams cover of Wonderwall.
Its fucking pretty!

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Miss Priss's picture

Lolo

I agree. Those Oasis pansies are such big pussies

I hope Wino beats the shit out of them.

Total shame, cuz back when I was in Jr. High all I listened to was Oasis. Fuckers.

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thamoon's picture

i am surprised you dont remember blur!
they had one of the biggest hits in the mid 90's used in various lame commercials..
"woo hoo, when i feel heavy metal, woo hoo when i'm pins and i'm needles"
love damon alburn *swoon*
i always felt jude law would be the perfect actor if there were ever a biopic on blur.. teehee

LoLo's picture

Well Im a fan of any body who wants to bitch slap those pussy oasis douches.

That silly bitch is STILL crying over that fan shoving his pansy ass on stage.

Said he thought he had been stabbed.

Id love to see Wino dunk those bitches in a garbage can and get all zombie warrior on their asses for being such wimps! Drunken little hairy monkey lookin wimps.

Ok!
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NovaNightly's picture

LOL@ "Yes, we can has"

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Happy Hour's picture

Bonaduche is gross, just gross,, his christian es-wife must've been high to think she was going to be able to change him.. girl has some self estime issues..

Anne, is not very attractive and those glasses are not helping.

No idea who Blur is/was but boy! they choose the wrong time to make a comeback.. with the current economy and all..

christine the hoff's picture

NOTE to Anne
you are NOT Elvis Costello.
that is all.

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Clarisse's picture

Offf-da! Sure Anne is a bit a mess but did you check out Hewhomustnevershower Phoenix?????

http://icydk.com/2008/11/03/good-bye/

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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John

My 13 yr old daughter loves Blur!She made me listen to their music once again and made me a fan hahaha.She adores Alex James,we watched him on BBC's Maestro.Great songs and a very public war with the Oasis guys.Hope they come back!!

angel_i's picture

What? No stripping?!? Pfft.

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lizardbits1's picture

Mrs. K!
Thank you so much! I've been plagued with the Polish naked lady's song allllll morning. Now I have your song in my head!

Wanna have my love child? No! Really! I don't know what to do with it!

**couldn't be bothered!!**

KD's picture

I was thinking of using Anne Hathaway's cringe face for my avie but decided to spare you all from having to look at it all the time.

snowpiece's picture

the kittehs are so funneh
So, little Miss Anne Hathaway is a manstealer, nice
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

putas's picture

Ann Hathaway's clay face is hideous. And she's dating Andy Dick's double.

christine the hoff's picture

oh and, OBAMA WON!!!!!!!

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Salem13's picture

OMG MK how could you not know who Blur is? Damon had this epic fight with Noel Gallagher. It was awesome!

Its ok Kate you are still gorgeous.

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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play

Miss Priss's picture

Me love me some kittehs, me not bite big kitteh
lol

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

it's a brand new day!!!

Callin' out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
November's here and the time is right
For dancin' in the street

They're dancin' in Chicago
(In the street)
Down in New Orleans
(Dancin' in the street)
In New York City

All we need is music, sweet music
They'll be music, ev'rywhere
They'll be swing an swayin'
And records playin'
Dancin-a in the street

Ooh, it doesn't matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there
So come on, every guy
Grab a girl, ev'rywhere around the world

They'll be dancin'
They're dancin' in the street
This is an invitation, across the nation
A chance for folks to meet

They'll be laugh an singin'
An music swingin'
Dancin-a in the street
Philadelphia, PA.
Baltimore and D.C., now
Can't forget the Motor City

All we need is music, sweet music
They'll be music, everywhere
They'll be swing an swayin'
And records playin'
Dancin-a in the street

Ooh, it doesn't matter
What you wear
Just as long as you are there
So come on, every guy
Grab a girl, ev'rywhere around the world

They're dancin'
They're dancin' in the street
Way down in L.A., ev'ry state
They're dancin' in the street

Let's form a big strong line
Get in time
We're dancin' in the street
Across the ocean, blue
Me and you
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

Miss Priss's picture

I love Blur!

Woo Hooooooooo!!!

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