Thursday, November 6th 2008

CoCo Keeps It Classy For Diddy

I've come to terms with CoCo's transformation as the classiest hooker on the stroll. If that's what she wants to look like now, I will get behind her 100%. Well, not behind her literally, because I think her titanic ass would swallow me whole. Speaking of swallowing, at Diddy's birthday party at Mansion in NYC, the Shauna Sand of the East looked like a sexy python trying to digest a family of mongooses.

The man who is solely responsible for putting Obama in the White House, celebrated his birthday last night. Guests included the most elegant creature in NYC, her pimp, Ben Stiller, Cedric the Entertainer and Mary. J Blige. I guess our Evite got lost in the interwebs. Besides, I would only go to that shit if the invitation said, "brownies will be served."

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Posted by: Michael K


letinstar's picture

i can't see coco's nipples or cameltoe...i hope this isn't a sign this trick becoming a LADY...
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agirl's picture

I thought Oprah was taking the credit for Obama's election...?

de Cosmos's picture

Never let it be said that there's anything slutty about CoCo because CoCo is a class act all the way.

Mick's picture

I do wish somebody would do something about Diddy's teefs - he looks like he gots a mouffull of chickelets what just about ready to fall out...damn, that dude is butt ugly.

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TheBreakdown's picture

This is about as clASSy as Coco can get.

This is progress, sluts!

Her rack looks like two watermlelons fighting over which exit in the deep south to veer towards.

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paris herpes's picture

Ben Stiller makes me almost madder than P. Diddy, well it HIS party anyway. Ben Stiller ruins ANY party in my book, so why bother going to this mess unless you got plenty of party favors (a.k.a pot brownies and mushroom tea) to partake in? It will at least help you forget that it's a Diddy party and that Ben Stiller is there douching it up for everyone!

Your face!

Mel-Tang's picture

It looks so uncomfortable to be her.

Oh, and I USED to like Ben Stiller. Not anymore, though.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

She is perfect in every way,love her!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Dallas's picture

Happy Birthday, "parissucksliterally"!

And, to all the November Scorpios................

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What a slut in that pic!

you know they fucked on the way there
hahaha

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Andraya's picture

I love Michael K but I don't get his admiration for cheap slut looking women. Just sayin'. Although PP is an exception, she looks like she's just trying to be cheap.

kdracofan's picture

Masion? pfft - I expected Diddy to have it at a 'newer' place...

Hopefully Mr. CombsOVER got a brain for his birthday. We can all hope. Then again, I'm hoping Obama is a good President. I think I have much better odds with P. Fiddy getting a brain for his birthday though....

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Submitted by Dallas on November 6, 2008 - 11:30am.

OMG! My birthday was yesterday so, please tell me that I don't share it with P Diddy!
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No Dallas, Diddy's b-day was Tuesday the 4th.....same as ME. (lucky me)

Happy B-day!

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on November 6, 2008 - 11:23am.
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aw! How cute!

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phoenix62's picture

Wow. And I thought I had a fat ass....well, I do, but I don't harbor any thoughts of my fat ass looking GOOD....

Her wardrobe is just amazing, no? I need to get me a dress like that....
bwahahahah!!!

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Seriouslly, does Ice T try to frown in every picture? It's like he is must be smiling then a camera goes off and hold hold let me frown first.

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NovaNightly's picture

"looked like a sexy python trying to digest a family of mongooses."

LOL!!!!! You slay me MK!!! *rolls on floor laughing*

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Clarisse's picture

AAAAAAH! Puppehs are seepin now. What did i miss?

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puppy cam: why is greenie the only one awake? shit he just laid down. i wanna see 'em wrestle!

gia's picture

i guess ben stiller is keepin it real...WTF?

Dallas's picture

OMG! My birthday was yesterday so, please tell me that I don't share it with P Diddy!

Clarisse's picture

Aw man! Whoever gets the little girl with the yellow collar is going to have their hands FULL!!!! She's a fiesty one!!

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Sassy's picture

someone give her a part already. maybe a supporting role in a Marilyn Chambers flick.

KD's picture

Noooo! I can't see the puppy cam!

snowpiece's picture

f*ck y'all, I can't get the puppy cam at work WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
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Mabel Hodges's picture

And they're awake!!
http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016

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Albatross's picture

Klassy. Love the dented boob.

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Clarisse's picture

PUPPY CAM!!!!!!!!!!

Outta my way bitches!

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SeH's picture

I love the first thumbnail of Coco and Ice smiling. Very cute.

Mabel Hodges's picture

THE PUPPY CAM IS BACK ON THE AIR!!!

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

missy's picture

hahaha loozer....
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Submitted by EvilShoe on November 6, 2008 - 11:01am.
NOT Ben Stiller! Nooooo!
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ES! LOooOoong time, sweety!! Hope you're doing well! I gots'ta gooo. Take care! xoxoxoxo
OnT: Ben only came because even in his risers he's at the perfect hight to motorboat CoCo.

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The C word's picture

Sad that the world's biggest python had to die for that dress.

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snowpiece's picture

hey there madam s.! take her to the body shop!
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loozer's picture

This is my first post in a CoCo thread since my "Ice-T is cuckoo for CoCo's Puffs" caption did not win. I have been protesting.

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I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!

It'd be funny to go to his party and make a big scene when you find out they don't have any Grey Goose. If you're feeling really brave, do a spit take when they serve you Ciroc.

Knuckles_Johnson's picture

What a ridiculous joke of a woman.

Mr. Mercury's picture

MK, didn't you mean to say "KoKo Keeps it Klassy for Doody"? This creature always makes me feel like I need to be sandblasted after looking at her greasy person. What the hell is the matter with her feet in that first eyeball searing pic? They look like three pounds of hamburger apiece crammed into one pound bags. Nas-T!!

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Molly2008

Is it safe to say that you won't be posting on here in 2009?

NOT Ben Stiller! Nooooo!

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Yup, WTF is up with her left tit in the main pic?

madam s.'s picture

snowpiece,

I was just thinking that. Maybe she got into a fender bender.

snowpiece's picture

in the main pic, doesn't her boob look dented?

Better call Maaco
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KD's picture

I stand like that when I have bad gas.

missy's picture

Diddy should be forever grateful to be in the presence of such elegance and class.

Maybe he could learn a thing or two!

;)

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islandgirl's picture

Puff Dookie makes me feel stabby.

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Otter Pop's picture

Wow. A pig in lipstick.