The Daily "Is Suri Wearing A Jacket?" Watch
Bitches really seem to be worried about Suri bouncing around NYC without a jacket on. People, she can't wear a jacket, because she has a deal with the fashion houses that she must show off the entire garment! That dress costs more than your vagina rejuvenation surgery (I know you've been looking into it), so she has to properly model the whole thing without some pesky jacket getting in the way. Suri cares about high-fashion. She's working hard to land a Dior or Miu Miu contract. Hey, at least her legs are covered. And I really need an umbrella like that in my life.
Katie still looks like a middle-aged mini-van mom who regularly misses picking up her kids from school because she's passed out on the coach after a raging pill and booze session. But at least she's wearing Converse!
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That guy behind Katie is hot.
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If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is?
Submitted by chowgirl69 on November 6, 2008 - 11:59am.
Submitted by Albatross on November 6, 2008 - 11:20am.
Submitted by madam s. on November 6, 2008 - 10:57am.
I want to know how people are coming to the conclusion that that is a cute child. I know it's wrong to say out loud when a child is homely, but seriously... that little girl is unfortunate
ITA.
I third that!!
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Aww. I think she's a cutie. Her haircut is unfortunate, but I can relate to that one. My parents did the Madeline thing to me when I was little too.
Katie looks so drawn and miserable. I wonder if she's trying to starve Xenu out.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD PUT SOME PANTS ON THAT CHILD! SOME JEANS ANYTHING! Stop dressing her up like a little fucking doll!
Suri runs the show people, you're lucky she's wearing tights even. Katie looks like hell here, but I do love her Chuck T.s!
Your face!
You can tell just by looking at those pictures that Katie isn't getting any at home. The dull hair and drawn face speak volumes. So sad.
Submitted by angel_i on November 6, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Submitted by suze on November 6, 2008 - 12:45pm.
The only other celeb I see bouncing around the streets in winter severley underdressed is Wino.
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It's not winter!
Actually - if they're in NY, it's gotta be pretty warm. And I do believe it only looks worse because Katie wears so many layers of clothing in the hot sun even! She's totally making y'all think it's cold.
angel_i...you are right! And I think there could be two reasons why she's so covered up...1-she is anorexic and starving, therefore she's always cold. Or 2-someone is abusing her and she's covering up the bruises.
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Katie still looks like a middle-aged mini-van mom who regularly misses picking up her kids from school because she's passed out on the coach after a raging pill and booze session.
There are a few of those at my kids' school. :(
Suri is adorable, though. I love the weird faces she makes at the paparazzi. tee hee
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Forget what I said earlier. I think she is morphing into Emily The Strange:
http://images.darkhorse.com/covers/300/14/14905.jpg
Which I guess wouldn't be so bad....
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
I like how in the first thumbnail she has a solid grip on her Momma's purse.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums..
MK, my daughter have that kind of umbrella..you can negotiate with her to see if you can get it :D
Katie H doesnt look really healthy in this pic..she looks so thin.
anyway, Regina..is that Mayim Bialik in your avvie?:D
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boring family!
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What's this? Suri in warm clothing! Tommy photoshopped these pictures, for sure!
Y'know, I can't help but wonder if Katiebot is boinking those two bodyguard dudes, since she isn't getting any luvvin' from Tommygirl.
Suri is really adorable.
But mommy rule of thumb, if it's cold enough for mommy to need a jacket, then is definetly too cold for your toddler to be without one.
Suri is so cute with that umbrellie. Katie a mini van mom? I've never seen one that was that skinny! Homegirl needs some home cookin'! that's why she's always wearing so many layers cuz she be freezin'. I swear Tommy does not let her eat.
I love this kid, she is adorable.
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Suri looks just like her daddy...Josh Harnett.
She is morphing into Wednesday from the Addams Family.
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Submitted by ruby_lucite_slippers on November 6, 2008 - 10:43am.
You Americans, you put us Brits to shame. You're so far ahead with your ethnically diverse Presidents, vagina rejuvinations and toddler cut and blow dry's.
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Hey everyone, don't you just love it when people think we are ALL like the rich people? Besides, vag rejuvinations probably started in europe, where they have all the good drugs and procedures.
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Actually, we tried to rejuvinate your Vaj, but she was too dry and sour, so we returned her, no charge.
Submitted by suze on November 6, 2008 - 12:45pm.
The only other celeb I see bouncing around the streets in winter severley underdressed is Wino.
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It's not winter!
Actually - if they're in NY, it's gotta be pretty warm. And I do believe it only looks worse because Katie wears so many layers of clothing in the hot sun even! She's totally making y'all think it's cold.
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Who's suri now?
She is a cute little bear. But momma has some long elephant legs.
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Suri is soooooo cute!
The only other celeb I see bouncing around the streets in winter severley underdressed is Wino.
What does that tell you about Suri?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
God damn, Suri is soooo fuckin cute!
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I have NEVER understood why "Mommy and Daddy" wear coats/jackets and Suri goes out and about in short sleeve dresses and no tights. I am relieved that I'm not the only psycho mom who realized this LOL.
hmm - time for a jacket indeed
ps: she is so cute
7th thumb- K- "you must only speak xenu in public Suri." Suri- "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"...a middle-aged mini-van mom who regularly misses picking up her kids from school because she's passed out on the coach after a raging pill and booze session...."
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Goddamnit, MK! Stop peeping in my windows.
OMG, PANTS!!!!!!!!!! NO GOLD SHOES??????????
I have to go lay down now. I'm overwhelmed.
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I've said it before, & I'll say it again: If I were her parents, I'd be finding someone to kidnap & deprogram her ass STAT!
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Suri is already making the most grotesque faces--just like mommy!!
Submitted by Albatross on November 6, 2008 - 11:20am.
Submitted by madam s. on November 6, 2008 - 10:57am.
I want to know how people are coming to the conclusion that that is a cute child. I know it's wrong to say out loud when a child is homely, but seriously... that little girl is unfortunate
ITA.
I third that!!
Missy!
Suri eats bacon and legs for breakfast!?!! I knew it!! That's why you never see her around other kids!! Cuz she EATS EM!!! Those bodyguards aren't guarding Suri, they are guarding everyone else!!!!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
yes! Suri eats bacon and legs! for breakfast!
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yeah Keane, Suri is the girl version of Chuckie!!
She will fuck you and your whole family up!
"The world's smallest killer I can't wait 'til they bury me
Every arm I chop off I give the fingers to charity
I saw a dead body just about my size
Razor blade to his face now I can see out both eyes
It's time for breakfast but I don't want eggs
Just jelly and toast and bacon and legs"
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Enough of the pics already! If I want to see xenu robots I will move to Clearwater!!!!
KD LOL the one who sings "I wanna be like you" ha ha that's cute, how cudly ;)
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Submitted by madam s. on November 6, 2008 - 10:57am.
I want to know how people are coming to the conclusion that that is a cute child. I know it's wrong to say out loud when a child is homely, but seriously... that little girl is unfortunate
ITA.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Keane!
You do NOT want your own Suri doll!! Sure she SAYS she wants to be friends 'til the end, but she means THE end! She will watch you while you sleep then one night she will just do you in and steal your body!!!!
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
oh and she prob has nasa-worthy thermal underwear underneath to keep the fashion...!
Snowy- that is cute about your bf. My bf is a cross between that hairy ape on the Jungle book, and winnie the pooh. :)
she prob spends less than half a minute outdoors at a time... running shop to shop to car to shop to car... im sure shes fine.
Submitted by snowpiece on November 6, 2008 - 11:08am.
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*wedgie supreme* Have a great day funny hookah!
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by NitWitty on November 6, 2008 - 10:48am.
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Hey now, I'm pretty sure you bitches here rock 45 with the hotness. And 30. And 50.
Like I posted before and will keep on posting until Katie puts in her order,
Katie needs to buy Snuggie the blanket with sleeves, 2 for 19.99 and you get a free book light. the commercial makes me feel all warm and cozy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0
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She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums..
At least she's wearing something on her legs. That's a start.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Ah I love me the Suri doll - where can I get one? Seriously I think Katie spends so much time cuting Suri up she doesn't remember to do anything with herself. Well I for one am a major Suri fan and love the way the paps take more pics of her than her parents. Suri rocks!
Michael K, you are responsible for many of the smiles on my face everyday. Brilliantly hysterical! You crazy kid! You make me laugh until it hurts.