Carnie Wilson Is Knocked Up Again
Every time I see Carnie Wilson's name, I immediately think of carne asada for some reason. Mmm...carne asada. Anyway, Carne Asada Wilson lost 50 pounds this year, but she's probably going to become a mega BBW again now that there's a hungry baby living in her body.
Carnie told OK! Magazine that she's expecting her second kid with husband Rob Bonfiglio in June. Yeah, she's like 2-months pregnant and already blabbing about it. She's also so excited that she can't keep her lips shut and offered up more information about how she found out, etc....
On how she found out: "I was making dinner, and I took a home-pregnancy test." Honey! We're having pork chops and pregnant piss for supper!
On how she told her husband: "I taped the pregnancy test to the front door and drew a picture of little stick figures of Daddy, Mommy, Lola and then a little tiny one." Honey! Why does the front door have piss on it?
On why she knew she was going to get pregnant after losing the weight: "I did, actually. We had sex before, during and after ovulation. I was really keeping track of it, and it worked. Also, my body is so healthy now. I think we might have conceived to “She’s Leaving Home” by The Beatles!" Damn! Don't hold anything back Carnie. Tell me what kind of shapes your sex juices made on the sheets.
On twins: "I can’t stop thinking about twins! My sister had twins; my grandmother was a twin and my grandmother’s aunt had twins. I had my first ultrasound and we only saw one sac, but it’s not confirmed that it’s not two because one could be hiding in back of the other."
This obviously means she's having twins. TWINS = Even More BABIES!!!! You know she got knocked up so she can go back to eating gallons of ice cream and cheese fries at midnight again. Shit, that's a really good reason to get pregnant. And didn't she have gastric bypass? I guess that band busted a long time ago.
Since we're sort-of on the subject of Wilson Phillips, where the hell is Wendy?! She was always my favorite, because they always pushed her to the side like a side of broccoli without the mayo. She was the original basement baby.
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"You know she got knocked up so she can go back to eating gallons of ice cream and cheese fries at midnight again. Shit, that's a really good reason to get pregnant"
Oh man, Aussie Cheese fries from Outback got me thru my pregnancy....65 pounds later. I'll never eat them again. I didn't realize the whole plate was over 2000 calories. I used to eat them 2x a week for most of my pregnancy. I looked like I was about to explode lol.
I am so confused. I need coffee.
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
Congratulations Carnie! Good lucky Wendy, sounds like you will need it.
We went together for so long
I never thought a guy could cry
'Til you made it with another guy
Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone
Hurt so bad
Wendy, Wendy don't lose your head
Lose your head
Wendy don't believe a word he says...
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Pork chops and a pee stick. How she gains weight is beyond me. Blech!
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Mabel, that's Wendy Wilson, not Carnie. Carnie only has the one daughter.
"Pop star Wendy Wilson and her husband, Dan Knutson, make history as the first celebrity parents to enlist Supernanny's help. Wendy, who rose to fame as part of the multi-platinum trio Wilson Phillips, is now a stay-at-home mom working on being the best mother possible after having four sons in five years. As the daughter of Beach Boys' Brian Wilson, she was raised in a household where the children had few boundaries, and is often a pushover with her rambunctious toddlers, Leo, 4 and Beau, 3. Husband Dan, a former rock singer, was raised just the opposite way, with clear-cut rules and a strict schedule. Having had twins Willem and Jesse just six weeks prior to filming, Wendy and Dan are exhausted, overextended, and realize that their current parenting style won't work. Enter Supernanny Jo Frost, who will show as much candor and tough love to this celebrity family as she does to her non-celebrity families."
So....it looks as if she's been pretty busy fucking.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
....HOW MANY TIMES IS CARNIE WILSON GOING TO MAKE TE COVER OF PEOPLE FOR LOSING 200 POUNDS?
Here we go again.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
so cute she is, she has so many fans at ^^^^SUGAR BABYMeet.c o m^^^^^^^^which is a dating site for all kinds of ppl. i think she likes it too.....
broccoli with mayo? wtf,mk? I think I saw that Wendy chick on supernanny not too long ago.
Yuck, who takes a pregnancy test while making dinner? Seems like most people do it right when they get home from buying it.
Who is she anyway? Her name makes me think that it is short for "carnage".
If there are any more celebrity twins, I'm relocating to Neptune.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?