Carnie Wilson Is Knocked Up Again
Every time I see Carnie Wilson's name, I immediately think of carne asada for some reason. Mmm...carne asada. Anyway, Carne Asada Wilson lost 50 pounds this year, but she's probably going to become a mega BBW again now that there's a hungry baby living in her body.
Carnie told OK! Magazine that she's expecting her second kid with husband Rob Bonfiglio in June. Yeah, she's like 2-months pregnant and already blabbing about it. She's also so excited that she can't keep her lips shut and offered up more information about how she found out, etc....
On how she found out: "I was making dinner, and I took a home-pregnancy test." Honey! We're having pork chops and pregnant piss for supper!
On how she told her husband: "I taped the pregnancy test to the front door and drew a picture of little stick figures of Daddy, Mommy, Lola and then a little tiny one." Honey! Why does the front door have piss on it?
On why she knew she was going to get pregnant after losing the weight: "I did, actually. We had sex before, during and after ovulation. I was really keeping track of it, and it worked. Also, my body is so healthy now. I think we might have conceived to “She’s Leaving Home” by The Beatles!" Damn! Don't hold anything back Carnie. Tell me what kind of shapes your sex juices made on the sheets.
On twins: "I can’t stop thinking about twins! My sister had twins; my grandmother was a twin and my grandmother’s aunt had twins. I had my first ultrasound and we only saw one sac, but it’s not confirmed that it’s not two because one could be hiding in back of the other."
This obviously means she's having twins. TWINS = Even More BABIES!!!! You know she got knocked up so she can go back to eating gallons of ice cream and cheese fries at midnight again. Shit, that's a really good reason to get pregnant. And didn't she have gastric bypass? I guess that band busted a long time ago.
Since we're sort-of on the subject of Wilson Phillips, where the hell is Wendy?! She was always my favorite, because they always pushed her to the side like a side of broccoli without the mayo. She was the original basement baby.
at a church in Sherman Oaks....thats all I'm sayin..and I am tellin you all you should find some hate for this attention cry baby...she is just a rich spoiled fat girl that needs constant eyes on her..
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The war isn't working.
this fat pig never shuts up..she is such an attention whore...one time I saw her eat a plate of donuts...I SWEAR
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The war isn't working.
I love Carnie (asada, lmao) and a fan, but gf keep those intimate details to yourself. I mean, really, LOL! Congrats on her preggers. Happy and healthy blessings.
Schandenfraude
I saw her a couple of times on "Outsider's Inn" she's a disgusting pig. Talking about her farting and hemroids...ugh - some things should be kept to yourself.
ROTFLMAO AT THAT WHOLE FUCKING POST! Michael K you are a sick sick individual!
Why the fuck would you go through all that troubling of losing 50 pounds just to get pregnant and be a fatass again and have to lose the weight?
I'm throwing my cold and barren uterus on the table and including a recent picture of my dog.
Who's with me?!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
She has always been chubby and even after losing weight she puts it back on.She should just accept she is a chunky girl.I think she looks great.Congrats to her!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I dont even know her
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Ok, at least twins run in the family.
Her weight has been issue for her for so long, can one have multiple gastric band surgery?
Isn't that how she did it a couple times now when losing weight?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
That's funny. My mom made the Carnie/carne association, too. Now that's how I pronounce her name.
yeah Carnie is pretty ditzy and outspoken, which is a bad, bad combination. Has a somewhat pretty voice, but only when she's singing and not blabbing so much. Wendy is the smart one for staying in the background, or in the basement that is.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on November 6, 2008 - 11:11am.
Stroller Nazis are taking over the world and we're all going to drown in sour milk smelling baby puke.
I'm a fan of famblies and babies, but I know what you mean. I was at a 4-way, very busy stop in L.A. last evening, at dusk. A new mom in one of those hi-tech jogging strollers, blabbing on her cell, pushed off the curb into the intersection without a look around. Some new moms seem to think they have revolutionized baby-making.
Sorry for the nepotism, but she's Brian Wilson's daughter so she gets a pass.
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
I am with TITS!!!
Less babies more PUPPIES!!!
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Less babies more PUPPIES!!!
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well there's definitely something in the air... i found out yesterday that i was preggers too!
My man would die of embarrassment if I went around spouting details like that... that is, after he gets done breaking up with me for taping a nasty pee stick to the front door. LYSOL!!!!
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"...change has come to America."
Don't hold anything back Carnie. Tell me what kind of shapes your sex juices made on the sheets.
LMFAO!!
Luffs ya MK!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Carne asada?!
mk you are a trip
lmao
God! Will people just quit breeding for a while?!
BABIES!!
I could never figure out why people feel free to openly discuss, at work and with strangers the fact that they are "trying to have children". That's like announcing that they are having lots of sex when you think about it. Yet, people blab about that all the time.
famous for being fat, and having weight issues.
sheesh.
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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
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I cannot hate on Carnie. I like her. I cannot explain it. My brain says not to. It is the same way with okra and rhubarb. (yummy)
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
She's NOT having twins...she just wishes she was. STFU already.
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i guess this old cow should still be famous for being able to procreate at all. first of all she was able to snag a man while still being super fat & dysfunctional & annoying all at once & she can get knocked up too? remarkable...with what she has selfishly put her body through, i am surprised even fertility treatments could help her.
Violet, Love your avie! "Bread and Jam For Frances" - Thanks for the memories.
Maybe if Carnie could stick to the same diet...
Violet she's the poor man's Ricki Lake
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
she has been annoying talking about her weight all the time, and coming out with all those books. Remember her talk show? CCccarnie!
lol i love all the nicknames for her, carnage, carnivore,carnie at the fair...
although its not as good-carnegie hall, as she's as big as ?lol nm
keep them coming!
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snowpiece,
He is FABULOUS! Am i gushing? I feel like i am gushing...FABULOUS!
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More fucking has-been celebrities making babies. Stroller Nazis are taking over the world and we're all going to drown in sour milk smelling baby puke.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Here we go AGAIN. She has an eating problem that can only be solved by keeping her dammed mouth shut. Dear Carnal, NO ONE cares about your pregnancy, no one cares about your failed music career. If the media would stop printing about her, the world would be a better place. After this birth she'll be back on hasbeens ready to explode. She couldn't keep the weight off after surgery, because she's a pig, she doesn't get it. She lost weight so she could get pregnant, totally stupid, lose weight because your a pig, and dont' gain it back. She really is her fathers daughter, completely fucked up.
*sigh* Well, her old man's a genius; she's just a big mouth.
Clarisse, I knew you would like it! he seems like a cool dude
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Mmm...carne asada"
LMAO you're making me hungry now.
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snowpiece!
Thanks!! Love him! How adorable is he?!!?!??
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
Clarisse! this is for you and El B and all the other EI fanatics that I love, I saw it and thought of you
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/11/05/tatton.izzard.react...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
KD!
Have you been to the Suri-bot post yet? Thumb # 7 is avie worthy....
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KD
She was a singer in a band with her sisters.
I think she's been on Vh1 and E! too
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnie_Wilson
I've never liked her since she lost all the weight & had some boy band members (NSYNC? 98 Degrees?) spank her on some awards show. Bitch, you might have been hot for you, but not to the general public.
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Snow Piece, you are the frozen rain of my wet wintery dreams!
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LoLo you light up my life! ROTFLMFAO!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
children are disgusting.
Her name reminds me of "carnivore." It's probably because of her past eating habits.
Oh, and I hate people who do things like wrap their pregnancy tests. Those things have PEE on them. Would you be happy if I peed on your wristwatch before giving it to you?
AND NO MORE FUCKING TWINS. All these celebs are deliberately getting knocked up with twins. I think they think it saves time and money -- only have to hire one nanny instead of two.
MK your responses to her stupid comments are cracking me up! "Honey why is there piss on the front door?"
Ummm yeah so this means Carnie (CARNIE?? Like a State Fair person teeee heeee heee)
Any way, the bearded fat lady at the fair took fertitily drugs. Perhaps she will have wolf boy twins. We can pet those fat little hairy fuckers for the same cost as a People Magazine.
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So, she's famous for losing weight? Or is she a celebrity spawn? Still have no clue who this is. And I'm too lazy to look her up.
so cute she is, she has so many fans at ^^^^SUGAR BABYMeet.c o m^^^^^^^^which is a dating site for all kinds of ppl. i think she likes it too.....
molly 2008, for as many celebs you see on the millionaire site you must be a gold digger that spends all your time there. You should get you one.
I get so fucking annoyed by this cow.
Everytime I see her, it has something to do with her "weight struggles" and she is off doing another reality crap fest. How many times can you play the "I was eating myself to an early grave" angle and have nothing else to show for it?
On how she found out: "I was making dinner, and I took a home-pregnancy test."
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Interesting.
And I'm still with Sensimina.
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