This Is Going To Be A Mess
If you're going to Vadge's "Dry & Sour" show in Los Angeles tomorrow night, make sure you bring some kind of video recording device with you. If they're checking for that shit at the door, smuggle it in your asshole. I know you have room.
You see, Ryan Gaycrest called into KIIS-FM and said he has it on good authority that Brit Brit and Justin Timberlake will reunite on stage at Vadge's show Thursday night. It's a piping hot bowl of Cheeto, roid, douche and ego stew!
The three of them are supposed to do some kind of performance. I'm picturing a lot of crotch bumping and chest thumping. It's going to look like two pit bulls stuck together (Vadge & Justin) while a clueless little possum just stands and there shrugs. And please tell me they are going to lip-synch. Those three singing live together will create the biggest ear massacre in history.
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Submitted by bowoe on November 5, 2008 - 9:23pm.
i know it wasn't that good, but for fucks sake it didn't deserve to be used in spam! asshole!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 8:55pm.
whatever she's a crack whore, but we still love her <3
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Do you have a turd in your pocket?
ps the puppies are in the dark now - nothing to see. :(
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need to adopt/buy foreign children, then neglect them to the point of them being taken away, only to have them date Jessica Biel
totally agree with u , the sports fans from ^^^^^SUGAR BABY MEET.c o m ^^^^ will be more interested in ur comment.....lolololol
Momus the Sarcastic:
Your so annoyed and disgusted that you decided to come on here and comment instead of ignore her?
Do you always seek things you are annoyed and disgusted of?
Dude you are coo-coo.
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 9:09pm.
well i'm sure you hate her, but hate with so much passion must only come from love :)
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Or, annoyed disgust.
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well i'm sure you hate her, but hate with so much passion must only come from love :)
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 8:55pm.
whatever she's a crack whore, but we still love her <3
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"we"? Is there more than one of you? Do you have multiple personalities? Is your first name Sybil?
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on November 5, 2008 - 8:56pm.
tee hee I thought I was the only one!
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Lol, there's only so long I say "awwww, cute" at the same puppies that keep doing the smae thing.
~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 5, 2008 - 8:56pm.
and a new disease is born... "Justivageitny"
We must eradicate this menace before it spreads! Call the CDC!
This disease is caused, apparently, by consuming
"a piping hot bowl of Cheeto, roid, douche and ego stew!"
Just say no to the stew!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Surprise, surprise. Vadge needs stunt guests for her show. I'm beginning to believe the rumors that her ticket sales are declining. ( SSSSHHHHHH!! Top secret!)
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LEAVE GUY ALOOOOOOONE!!!
You have to wonder why JT would actually get on stage with her. What's in it for him?
http://www.evri.com/person/justin-timberlake-0x1802d.html
Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on November 5, 2008 - 8:45pm.
so true. there must be much digital filtering to prevent complete loss of hearing.
Dominique, MASSIVE digital filtering. How the hell else did any of these three ever sell a record? That's why they probably spend most of their production $$$ altering their true vocals.
None are really singers, per se. They're entertainers. Whatever, do your thing, but don't pretend to be an "artist". *Off soap box, for NOW*
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
and a new disease is born... "Justivageitny"
symptoms consist of:
bleeding from the ears and eyes
lack of intelligent ticket buying skills
complete loss of ability to discuss or appreciate real music of any kind
inability to control the amount of dry or sour taste in mouth
need to adopt/buy foreign children, then neglect them to the point of them being taken away, only to have them date Jessica Biel
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 5, 2008 - 8:48pm.
It's cute, but boring.
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tee hee I thought I was the only one!
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 5, 2008 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 8:40pm.
I really only care about Britney ...she's a crack whore but still a freaking genius.
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Genius? How did you type that with a straight face?
She's a crackwhore, and I don't care
She's a crackwhore, and I don't care.
She's a crackwhore, and I don't caaaaare.
Her master's gone away.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
whatever she's a crack whore, but we still love her <3
Submitted by Salem13 on November 5, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Where's a suicide bomber when you need one?
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You'd have to find one with really bad taste.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Submitted by TITS on November 5, 2008 - 8:47pm.
There are people here who AREN'T watching the live puppies?
what is the matter with you?
Must...resist...the CUTENESS!!!!! LOL!
You crack me up, TITS! Is it ok if I watch my own adorable kitties instead? ;)
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by TITS on November 5, 2008 - 8:47pm.
There are people here who AREN'T watching the live puppies?
what is the matter with you?
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It's cute, but boring.
~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/
There are people here who AREN'T watching the live puppies?
what is the matter with you?
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Those three singing live together will create the biggest ear massacre in history.
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so true. there must be much digital filtering to prevent complete loss of hearing.
Very bizarre menage a trois.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Deb on November 5, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 5, 2008 - 8:31pm.
You could say the same for a Timberfake or a Shitney concert. It's the perfect trifecta of obscenely overpaid lack of talent. They're hell with the smoke and mirrors, though.
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Amen sista girl....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
And there you have it - the world is at it's end. BRITNEY is a genius. *sigh* o well - we tried.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 8:40pm.
I really only care about Britney ...she's a crack whore but still a freaking genius.
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Genius? How did you type that with a straight face?
~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 5, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on November 5, 2008 - 8:20pm.
why does madonna have to bring these two morons on stage with her?
does she have a mickey mouse club fixation???
is she a pedophile???
they have like...zero talent!
like her...
wait that makes sense
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Pfft...Bitch is so predictable now. Yeah, of course she thinks she's GENIUS for this attention whoring...
1) taking advantage of Shitney's crazy and "comeback" buzz
2) Using Timberlame's inexplicable popularity
3) Having those two former lovebirds back on stage together since their "controversial" break up
4) Marrying her whoredome with the Mickey Mouse club whoredome which leads to...
5) Sexay times on stage rubbing her dried up Memaw crotch all over both of them insinuating a) she is still sexy hot at 50, a notion she desperately clings to regardless of its validity and b) more Mrs. Robinson "taboo" only GASP it's a menage a trois... SHOCKING...Pfft...
You know what would truly be shocking at a Madonna concert? Talent. Yeah, that would shock the shit out of me...
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i agree with what you say
just seems pathetic she's having to do this for attention
britney and justin???? they're absolutely non-existing have-beens...
they're gonna play like a virgin/hollywood and timberfake is gonna be the new xtina
I really only care about Britney ...she's a crack whore but still a freaking genius.
I have enough of Madonna, and JT is just a douche! Not even a genius douche at that.
Submitted by angel_i on November 5, 2008 - 8:37pm.
great, now i'm confused again... thank "god" i don't believe religion... wait... is Micheal Jackson gonna make a surprise visit?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
So i guess we will have some bunch of kisses- nipples in the air-attentions...what's more for their hungry attention ..oh wait maybe this time vadge will show us her dick,and then jumped into timberlake's behind...who knows.. totally agree with u , the sports fans from ^^^^^SUGAR BABY MEET.c o m ^^^^ will be more interested in ur comment.....lolololol
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 5, 2008 - 8:31pm.
You know what would truly be shocking at a Madonna concert? Talent. Yeah, that would shock the shit out of me...
Brava, Tigerlilly! Brava!
You could say the same for a Timberfake or a Shitney concert. It's the perfect trifecta of obscenely overpaid lack of talent. They're hell with the smoke and mirrors, though.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 5, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 5, 2008 - 8:31pm.
ya know what would be truly shocking?
a tiger escaping the zoo, "buying" tickets from a scalper outside the arena, jumping onstage and mauling the shit outta these three... yeah, that would be shocking *nudge nudge wink wink*
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*sending around DListed collection plate for ticket $$*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Jessica Horsey Biel must be a bit jealous
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 5, 2008 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on November 5, 2008 - 8:23pm.
oooohhhhhh!.. o.k., got it now!
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Don't listen to him Ese, Paris is Pestilence. Trust;)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 5, 2008 - 8:31pm.
ya know what would be truly shocking?
a tiger escaping the zoo, "buying" tickets from a scalper outside the arena, jumping onstage and mauling the shit outta these three... yeah, that would be shocking *nudge nudge wink wink*
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
3 NO TALENT NOISE MAKERS, AT LEAST BRIT AND WHORE ARE ALOUD TO SING LIKE GIRLS..WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE TIMBERFAG??
There's no one at this show I'm interested in seeing...
Submitted by cuntygolightly on November 5, 2008 - 8:20pm.
why does madonna have to bring these two morons on stage with her?
does she have a mickey mouse club fixation???
is she a pedophile???
they have like...zero talent!
like her...
wait that makes sense
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Pfft...Bitch is so predictable now. Yeah, of course she thinks she's GENIUS for this attention whoring...
1) taking advantage of Shitney's crazy and "comeback" buzz
2) Using Timberlame's inexplicable popularity
3) Having those two former lovebirds back on stage together since their "controversial" break up
4) Marrying her whoredome with the Mickey Mouse club whoredome which leads to...
5) Sexay times on stage rubbing her dried up Memaw crotch all over both of them insinuating a) she is still sexy hot at 50, a notion she desperately clings to regardless of its validity and b) more Mrs. Robinson "taboo" only GASP it's a menage a trois... SHOCKING...Pfft...
You know what would truly be shocking at a Madonna concert? Talent. Yeah, that would shock the shit out of me...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OMG
this show is going to ROCK MY WORLD!!!!!
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
Submitted by Bossy on November 5, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Wait, why would Ryan Seacrest call into his own show?
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because he was just phoning it in?
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Where's a suicide bomber when you need one?
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up m y guitar and play
Could it be Vadge is spreading rumors to get ticket sales?? I just don't want to believe it or even see it.
sounds thrilling (stretches arms, yawns and goes back to sleep)
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on November 5, 2008 - 8:23pm.
oooohhhhhh!.. o.k., got it now!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Sounds like a three-way orgy to me.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
So i guess we will have some bunch of kisses- nipples in the air-attentions...what's more for their hungry attention ..oh wait maybe this time vadge will show us her dick,and then jumped into timberlake's behind...who knows..
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 5, 2008 - 8:17pm.
confused... isn't there four horsemen?
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Yeah. Apparently Paris and Vadge got into too many squabbles about who was the "star" of the show so now it's all messed up.l
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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
The 3 of them singing at once? Jesus Christ bring the ear plugs.
Although if you paid for that mess I'm guessing you're used to it.
Seacrest called his own show? Or maybe he called the show that's on after his???
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 5, 2008 - 8:17pm.
confused... isn't there four horsemen?
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translation complication. I am pretty sure that Pestilence and Famine were both describing that Spears chick.
"The first horseman to appear is Pestilence, who rides upon a sickly, decaying horse. Pestilence causes the decay and imminent destruction of the worlds crops and wildlife. In the wake of Pestilence comes Famine, a large and portly rider riding upon a thin and sickly horse, symbolizing gluttony and the lack of food." According to Wiki
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If I want to watch porn, masturbate until my pussy is on fire, have sex with a lady friend, engage in anal sex, swing with other couples, and wash it all down with a vodka tonic and a morning after pill, it's my damn business!
why does madonna have to bring these two morons on stage with her?
does she have a mickey mouse club fixation???
is she a pedophile???
they have like...zero talent!
like her...
wait that makes sense