This Is Going To Be A Mess
If you're going to Vadge's "Dry & Sour" show in Los Angeles tomorrow night, make sure you bring some kind of video recording device with you. If they're checking for that shit at the door, smuggle it in your asshole. I know you have room.
You see, Ryan Gaycrest called into KIIS-FM and said he has it on good authority that Brit Brit and Justin Timberlake will reunite on stage at Vadge's show Thursday night. It's a piping hot bowl of Cheeto, roid, douche and ego stew!
The three of them are supposed to do some kind of performance. I'm picturing a lot of crotch bumping and chest thumping. It's going to look like two pit bulls stuck together (Vadge & Justin) while a clueless little possum just stands and there shrugs. And please tell me they are going to lip-synch. Those three singing live together will create the biggest ear massacre in history.
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Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 10:37pm
Good for you. *claps* Do you want a medal too?
Not every fan buys more than one copy, but there are nut cases DO and thus push up her album sales.
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Submitted by Leona on November 5, 2008 - 10:43pm.
I have no idea, I don't know anyone that really drinks.
~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/
since when is Perez not "allowed" to blog about Britney? Did I miss soemthing?
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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
- Gordon Lightfoot
Britney is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
I wish we were still allowed to throw ripe vegetables like in old vaudeville.
So Britney can't leave the house by herself, can't take care of herself, can't take care of her kids, can't handle her own affairs, ruled incompetent by a judge, but yet can perform in front of thousands of people? There's just something inherently wrong about that.
TITS
Haha I'm aware that she's hated here, but see heres my problem.
This is my blog political spectrum in terms of Britney Spears:
Far Left: Breathe Heavy (crazy Britney fanatics ... absolutely delusional enablers)
Left: Just Jared (delusional)
Moderate: Perez Hilton (the guy can have a heart sometimes)
Right : TMZ (they try way to hard)
Far Right: Dlisted (haters but funny)
Normally I would go with Perez but he's not allowed to blog about Britney, so I come here. Also I think I'm pretty good at respecting yet challenging the opinions of others.
All three of them kill my buzz so bad. :(
and that is hard to do
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 5, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Hair of the dog means drinking more alcohol to stave off a hangover headache.
What do you guys call it? Self-medicating a hangover, that is.
smacking random people is sooooo 5 minutes ago...Eating random people, on the other hand....--Tigerlilly
Ribbie - you'd best just back away from the keyboard. That woman is hated here. HATED. here. hated.
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Britney always looks so 'speshul.'
A site for sore asses!
http://www.poopreport.com/index.html
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RIMADYL KILLS
DreamyAguileraEyes
I actually didn't buy Blackout, and the only Britney CD I own is Baby One More Time. However, I do own one copy of Womanizer on Itunes.
So there are fans who can't afford to buy all her music, or any music for that matter, but her label does release her videos on YouTube and there's always the radio.
"Big butt moms with retarded eyes"?
What happened to make this wordsmith go away?
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u know...since all these pop stars are trying to get their music/talent "back together"...I dont care anymore. No wonder I still listen to rock and roll,or any type of music in the 70's, 80's,90's and early 2000; i like since it brings back memories of the time back then. Good for them if they survive the come "backs" but...I really dont see too much on it. everything they do now is for their ego's/ money making lives.seems like their music is all a fake with remixes and sh*t. so dumb. if you think u can sing don't have machines doing all the work to make ur music better.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 5, 2008 - 10:28pm.
you guys are talking with ribbontie, the one who said she was going over to JustJared, because they are normal there?
um, okay......
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What?? LMFAO!
JJ and "normal" dont belong in the same sentance. *shudders*
~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/
I am great ribbontie......:)
and BTW, I love Britney's old music, I just think she is over and shouldface it. She should just be a Mom and enjoy her money, IMO.
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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
- Gordon Lightfoot
Submitted by matthew323 on November 5, 2008 - 10:23pm.
I do not get Brit's appeal but there are many people that love her. I can't deny that. But still why? that is my question.
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Why? Because they're brainless twats who wouldn't recognize real music if it bit them on the arse.
~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/
parissucksliterally
I went to JustJared because they're nice there, but I'm back I was attracted by Amy Winehouse gossip . :)
How you doing ParisSucksLiterally?
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 10:16pm.
To a Unfitney fan? It means like, Unfitney and shit fuck else?
And how many of those people bought more than ONE copy? Album says are that acurate because people do buy more than one copy of an album.
For example, when "Blackshit" was released how many fans bought just one copy? Not many, why? Because they were willing to buy as many as possible to get Unfitney to #1.
Look at Womanizah, fans downloaded that pile of crap 10+ times, just to get Unfitney to #1. Record sales don't mean that much anymore.
When did I ever say that? You are not the only Unfitney fan, sorry to burst your bubble.
~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/
matthew323
trust me I don't get it either, a part of it is her music, but then there is just so much more that it's kind of hard to put into words.
i'm excited! but i can't go to the show. :(
you guys are talking with ribbontie, the one who said she was going over to JustJared, because they are normal there?
um, okay......
what a joke. I am so glad I didn;t waste $350 on a stupid concert ticket to see Madonna.
I also think it is just a matter of time before Britney cracks again.
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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
- Gordon Lightfoot
Submitted by TITS on November 5, 2008 - 9:49pm.
yeah go pearl!
I admire your persistence on the spelling and grammar front.
It takes courage to post that shit sometimes when you know how likely you are to be slammed.
ps how's our hot jewish friend? (and i ain't talkin about mrs k goin thru meno)
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ARRG! missed your comment! Our hot Jewish friend is still very, very hot, but still very very married, unforch :(
And thank you -- not into being a spelling and grammar Nazi as that just kills the fun of posting, which thrives on playing with words, etc., but yeah, obvious ignorance and just laziness is grating. They make said lazy ass poster sound as retarded as their tastes in manufactured music, in my humble opinion.
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LEAVE GUY ALOOOOOOONE!!!
My boyfriend is in heaven. He is trying to get tickets now.
I do not get Brit's appeal but there are many people that love her. I can't deny that. But still why? that is my question.
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Are you really going to sit here and try to convince me that I'm the only person in the world that likes Britney?
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Well lets see. There's Earle the goat farmer, phedophile, and maybe KFed but that's only because she pays his bills.
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Bye! Good
Submitted by Leona on November 5, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 5, 2008 - 10:13pm.
I guess what we need for our headaches is some hair of the dog.
Do you have that expression in the UK?
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Nope. What does it mean?
~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/
AND since I'll use any Vadge post to flash my spankin' siggy and because it can't be said enough:
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LEAVE GUY ALOOOOOOONE!!!
"No, in all honesty I like a range of music including some Christina A songs"
Do you know what a RANGE means?
And the number of albums sold does matter, it shows how many PEOPLE like her music. Grammy's just show how many music exec's like someone's music.
Are you really going to sit here and try to convince me that I'm the only person in the world that likes Britney?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 5, 2008 - 10:13pm.
I guess what we need for our headaches is some hair of the dog.
Do you have that expression in the UK?
smacking random people is sooooo 5 minutes ago...Eating random people, on the other hand....--Tigerlilly
Submitted by Leona on November 5, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 5, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 9:38pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes
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Uh, tear up my MENSA card cuz I did not understand a word of that mess.
Plus it made my head hurt.
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What mess? I'm getting confused.
Lol, my head hurts too
~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Not that I'm against turning threads into Christina threads, but WTF?
I said NOTHING about Christina. I said real music, that does not automatically mean listen to Christina.
Jesus Christ, Just because I'm a Xtinaloon doesn't mean I only listen to her.
She's also has TWO #1 singles - 9 years apart.
That says more than how many album s sold.
Remind me again how many Grammys she has?
*crickets*
That's what I thought. Oh, and dont start wth the "Toxic" Grammy. That didn't go to her. It went to her producer.
~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 5, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 5, 2008 - 9:52pm.
@ribbontie
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Okey-dokie. I understood that just fine.
Snap.
I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 5, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 9:38pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes
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Uh, tear up my MENSA card cuz I did not understand a word of that mess.
Plus it made my head hurt.
I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 5, 2008 - 9:52pm.
@ribbontie
Bitch please, sit yo' ass down. You can't even start a decent cat fightt...At least call some hos "loosers"...or "jellus"...or the ComingBack classic "big butt moms with retarded eyes"...I mean, ho, if you gonna troll...TROLL..til then, ta hell with you hood rat ass....SITCHAAZZDOWWWWWN...
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L.M.A.O.! And the win goes again to TigerLilly!
DreamyAguileraEyes,
Aha should I listen to Keeps Gettin' Better?
No, in all honesty I like a range of music including some Christina A songs. But don't expect me to walk off the dance floor when Britney comes on. It makes me dance.
But yeah, music is a matter of taste and preferences, so it's unfair to judge people on their musical taste, and I'm sure I'm not alone in my musical taste because she has sold over 80 million albums worldwide and she just broke a Bilboard record going from 96-1. But I don't expect you to like her, because I like her. Respect.
Hehe, sorry for all the stats! But I'm better off here than hating somewhere else.
Submitted by Manimal5 on November 5, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 5, 2008 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 8:40pm.
I really only care about Britney ...she's a crack whore but still a freaking genius.
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That must mean that somewhere a MENSA card is waiting for me.
I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy
Submitted by bowoe on November 5, 2008 - 9:51pm.
oh, come on!!.. again?!?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 9:38pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes:
Are you a you? Then you. Kay?
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Wow. And I thought my four year cousin talked gibberage. At I can understand what she's trying to say.
Are you a you? Then you. Kay? makes no sense. Please stop abusing the English language. Thank you.
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I think you know your a you since you responded.
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I know there's only one of me.
You're the one who talks for ore than one of you.
"but we still love her"
So how many is there? Do they all have names?
~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Call me crazy, but it's true!
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You're crazy!
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Bye! Good
@ribbontie
Bitch please, sit yo' ass down. You can't even start a decent cat fightt...At least call some hos "loosers"...or "jellus"...or the ComingBack classic "big butt moms with retarded eyes"...I mean, ho, if you gonna troll...TROLL..til then, ta hell with you hood rat ass....SITCHAAZZDOWWWWWN....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
need to adopt/buy foreign children, then neglect them to the point of them being taken away, only to have them date Jessica Biel
totally agree with u , the sports fans from ^^^^^SUGAR BABY MEET.c o m ^^^^ will be more interested in ur comment.....lolololol
yeah go pearl!
I admire your persistence on the spelling and grammar front.
It takes courage to post that shit sometimes when you know how likely you are to be slammed.
ps how's our hot jewish friend? (and i ain't talkin about mrs k goin thru meno)
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Momus the Sarcastic:
Sorry you're right, I don't know you so I shouldn't assume, but I do stand by my comment referring to other people.
I mean seriously, people don't realize that all their time hating and bashing should be put towards loving the stuff they do like. Supporting the artists they do like. It's only healthy.
I know everyones different, and I know we don't live in the perfect world so they'll always be people putting others down to make them feel better and saying it's justified because of the higher socio-economic status that celebs have.
I'm sorry I got all Gandhi on you, and no you're not coo-coo ... which I'm sure you're already aware of ... but for what it's worth. :)
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 9:32pm.
If utter tripe like Gimme More gets your "booty shakin'" you need to learn what real music is.
Your not crazy, your insane.
~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Are you a you? Then you. Kay?
I think you know your a you since you responded.
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You might want to look into that apostrophe phobia. It's getting out of hand, yo.
oh NEVERMIND -- looks like you're confuzzled about YOUR and YOU'RE, a common affliction amongst boundary-challenged fans. Oh well, we all have our issues, carry on.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on November 5, 2008 - 9:38pm.
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My pleasure; thank YOU for the awesome avatar <3
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LEAVE GUY ALOOOOOOONE!!!
DreamyAguileraEyes:
Are you a you? Then you. Kay?
I think you know your a you since you responded.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 5, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Thanks for the defense.
ribbontie: I hadn't made any comments about Britney, hateful or otherwise; I commented on your presumption that our hate is rooted in love.
Personally, I don't care for or about Britney.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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(ahem!) And in other news, Britney: still hicktarded. zzzzz, bbl ~_~
I just like her okay!? It's hard to put into words WHY exactly I like Britney, but I just do. I've thought of just ignoring her because of all the mistakes she's made, but I always just end up curious about what she's up to, the music she makes.
When Gimme More or Slave 4 U comes on in the club, my booty uncontrollably starts shaking.
Can you blame a girls booty?
And let me tell you, their are many booty's shaking in the club when her songs come on ... not just mine.
Call me crazy, but it's true!
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Momus the Sarcastic:
Your so annoyed and disgusted that you decided to come on here and comment instead of ignore her?
Do you always seek things you are annoyed and disgusted of?
Dude you are coo-coo.
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Chill out, Britloon. It's fun getting whacked fans riled up. You'd know that if you hadn't jumped through the looking glass. The fun is in the commenting about every famewhore on earth, get it, babe ^_^
Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 9:09pm.
well i'm sure you hate her, but hate with so much passion must only come from love :)
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Which you? How many 'yous' are there?
~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/