This Is Going To Be A Mess

Who the hell writes that Entertainroom.com blog? Holy crap they need to brush up on using the English language and find a dictionary.

This line did make me laugh though...
"as part of her sweat and steaky tour".

@Sensimina:

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Ok, I'm with you:)

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Love Britney, but JT and Vadge can go choke on a steel spiked double ended dildo.

And shame on all of you for your loathing of the woman who took tabloids to the next level. Her months and months of being a crazed Cheetoling provided me with endless entertainment and for that I'm grateful, not hateful.

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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again

Submitted by QueenCharisma on November 5, 2008 - 11:57pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 5, 2008 - 11:48pm.
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OMG, WHERE?! CHRISTINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Sorry it's taken me so long to reply. My PC quit on me.

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Everyone knows that Shitney would love to get back with Justin. This is Madonna's way of playing matchmaker. What a joke. Britney is CRAZY & can't even sing!!!!

BritneyisBatshit

another publicity stunt from the queen of finagling publicity. were tickets not sold out?

The show was so close to being cancelled at Dodgers stadium.... so many stage problems. They called in a night crew to work on it but we wont know until tomorrow

And yes Those two quests will be there.....

Who's been sitting on all those heavy munitions, ie, the daily cutter bomb. If this isn't the time to pull that puppy out, well, I'm just speechless. The Japanese only blew up some stuff at Pearl Harbor; these clowns have made an assault on our culture, the reverberations of which bode poorly, and will be discussed for at least a decade.

I'm by no means excusing Hiroshima/Nawasaki, but I don't think I can get my cojones in a bunch over "celeb shores."

I still cannot get over how lame this is...shame on Madonna

Hate Vadge but would love to see this mess on stage.The three of them together would be great to watch.I actually like Britney and do not believe this HIV crap.I think she had a very public nervous breakdown and I am glad she is getting better.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Roof collapsed at stage set to perform by Britney, Justin and Madonna
see more news at
www.entertainroom.com

At the last GUns'n'Roses concert I put my camera down my pants the first night, 'cause I made my way to front row both nights and wanted good pics...I almost did the second night, then changed my mind at the last minute. Thank goodness, 'cause that night they had a metal detector! I would have been so embarassed.

Isn't Britney supposed to, like, 'perform' in Liverpool on Thursday ?

Submitted by TITS on November 6, 2008 - 2:01am.
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It would explain the fucked up skin and the "scabs" that were all over her at certain points. And the head shaving.

Or she's just short bus material. But definitely NOT bipolar.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy

I love JRM!!!!

Britney is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

site.Is she single now?

Submitted by QueenCharisma on November 6, 2008 - 1:23am.

She's got syph rot of the brain - bitch ain't got bipolar.
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oooooh now THAT's an interesting idea!

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She's got syph rot of the brain - bitch ain't got bipolar.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy

I love JRM!!!!

I agreeashe is crazy but HIV no...do not buy it

Submitted by matthew323 on November 6, 2008 - 12:06am.

Now she is HIV positive??
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A few people have said she was an answer to a blind item, actually...

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Submitted by TITS on November 6, 2008 - 12:41am.

Submitted by matthew323 on November 6, 2008 - 12:06am.

Now she is HIV positive?? I don't like her but to say stupid crap like this makes you look well look stupid.
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nope. that rumour has legs! makes sense of a lot of things too.

wouldn't surprise me a bit if it were true.

Thanks, Tits- to those writing that * I * made this up like I said you can scope it out at CrazyDaysandNights.net (in the blind items archives) and PanacheReport.com (blind archives as well). It sure would explain a lot, and if you read my post again where I first brought it up I WROTE: IF THERE IS ANY TRUTH TO THIS SCENARIO... *NOT* "THIS IS A FACT" or anything like that.
So try READING before insulting me, YOU look a fool.

Submitted by matthew323 on November 6, 2008 - 12:06am.

Now she is HIV positive?? I don't like her but to say stupid crap like this makes you look well look stupid.
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nope. that rumour has legs! makes sense of a lot of things too.

wouldn't surprise me a bit if it were true.

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ya know what i think... meh, nevermind... this shit is endless... where's TV? i'm having a really shitty day/night i need to make fun of something... TV!!.. pick a thread, i'm there!

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Submitted by Snarkley on November 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.

Actually there's no accounting for taste.

Hey, now. No peeking at *MY* CD collection.

Britney never needed HIV to go nuts. She is what she is and She'll probably keep making butt-loads of moula no matter how much we bitch.

Now she is HIV positive?? I don't like her but to say stupid crap like this makes you look well look stupid.

DreamyAguileraEyes

Wow your hostility towards Britney Spears is amusing, where does all this anger come from? Or is that question too personal?

Anyways, I don't think you have anything to worry about. She's under a conservatorship and only has visitation with her kids.

It's clear that something is wrong with her, you can see it in her eyes. But I'm a little skeptical about the bipolar (but a lot of signs do point that way), but whatever it is I do agree that it affects her ability to be a good mother to her children.

But the good news is, I think she is getting better, that creepy glint is gone from her eyes, and for the most part she seems very well behaved.

NaNoop

LMAO The conclusion you have calculated are hil-hairy-ass. HIV? Lol, do you read the National Enquirer or something? Everything you said are rumors! Anything of evidence? We know she was on 5050 hold twice against her will ... or was that a "secret ploy" and she was actually at sexual health clinic. Ahah you made my day!

NitWitty

I know what snark is and I'm aware this is not a fan site! I'll post my blog political spectrum again if you're interested. :)

Also, a lot of people may or may not know that there is a BIG "rumor" that she is HIV+ and after finding out is when she went really self-destructive mode. She is reputed to have been on hard core drugs for so long, with a penchant for random sex with strangers with NO protection IN ADDITION to all the other known flings and relationships that she probably never used condoms with. She allegedly learned about the HIV while taking a physical for getting an abortion within the last year (right about when she REALLY went down-hill).

LOL...A BIG WTF?! to that little piece of information. But it is Hollyoood..they're known for sweeping sh** waaay under the rug. But it's still a little far fetched. The girl could just have a bad case of Lyme Disease.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 5, 2008 - 11:48pm.
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OMG, WHERE?! CHRISTINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy

I love JRM!!!!

Submitted by QueenCharisma on November 5, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 5, 2008 - 10:11pm.
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Actually Dreamy, the Grammy for "Toxic" was for the video so it went to the director, not her music producer.

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Really? OK. *files info away for future refence*

Thanks!

Oh have the heard the new Christina songs yet? They leaked a few hours ago.

~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
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http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 5, 2008 - 10:11pm.
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Actually Dreamy, the Grammy for "Toxic" was for the video so it went to the director, not her music producer.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy

I love JRM!!!!

Submitted by TOPANGA on November 5, 2008 - 11:28pm.

If your looking for niceness, respectful chit chat with cordial rebuttals, and all that other smiley goodness...you are definitly on the wrong blog. Now, if your looking for sarcastic, cynical, "I hate my job" witty and funny "individuals"
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Hunneeeee I'm hoooome!

(unless it involes a kitteh or puppie - then we're drooling morons)

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Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 11:10pm.

DreamyAguileraEyes

:S You think she went bonkers on purpose? Interesting theory. But I don't think any woman would have shave all their hair off for any other reason besides mental illness or religious beliefs. Whatever, if you think she's actually perfectly sane then that's great news! :)

'Scuse me while I add my two cents here...

Shitney didn't go bonkers "on purpose", she is a druggie junkie whose behavior is easily explainable when you consider that fact. She isn't a mature, rational person to begin with. She is a narcissistic deludinoid who thinks the world revolves around her, and as the world was NOT revolving around her she lost control of her rationale and shaved her head. That was the same day she got back from that exotic location rehab joint after less than a day of being there. She OBVIOUSLY was strung out.
She had this whole illusion surrounding her that her fans bought hook, line, and stinker and reality was about to bust that sham wide open with the impending drug testing.
Also, a lot of people may or may not know that there is a BIG "rumor" that she is HIV+ and after finding out is when she went really self-destructive mode. She is reputed to have been on hard core drugs for so long, with a penchant for random sex with strangers with NO protection IN ADDITION to all the other known flings and relationships that she probably never used condoms with. She allegedly learned about the HIV while taking a physical for getting an abortion within the last year (right about when she REALLY went down-hill).

If there is truth to this scenario, it is EXTREMELY difficult to feel sympathy for her, she brought it on herself.

Most of what I just wrote about can be scoped out on Crazy Days and Nights and Panache Report in the form of blind items, but if you read the general consensuses it overwhelmingly points to Shitney, and partly explains her "nothing to lose" behavior prior to her dad getting in control.

Personally I think they are HAPPY to have people assume she is nuts, because they can paint her as a victim of things beyond her control, but I actually think reality is that she is a spoiled, deluded, selfish to the core twat who quite possibly did derail upon learning the consequences of her reckless lifestyle.

Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 11:14pm.
The reason why I classified Dlisters as "haters" is because every single post whether it be Angelina, Britney, Christina, Mariah, Jennifer Anniston ... the majority of the comments are negative.
But that's only because the post itself is negative, but Dlisters are funny!
So no worries, it can't all be good.
Remember, these are just my observations, so it's not necessarily the truth about EVERYONE.
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Ribbontie, might I suggest you look up the definition of "SNARK" on urban dictionary? It's meaning in the most basic form is: A snide remark. This is a snark blog not a fan website, the internetz is clogged with those.
Or like I say, "You can lead a whore to Dlisted, but you can't make them drink the purple drank."
Either way, enjoy at your own risk.

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I was just sitting here minding my own business...

Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 11:10pm.

No. That would require brain cells, something Unfitney lacks.

Nor do think she "perfectly sane" where the fuck did you get that shit from?

She is NOT Bi Polar. IF she was, her PR team would be forcing the fact down our throats. They're not, so she's not.

I don't know why she shaved her hair and quite frankly I dont give a fucking shit either. What I do care about is this walking piece of crap is a mother. A mother that should be kept as far away from her children as possible.

Is she mentally ill? NO.

Is there somthing wrong with the whore? YES.

~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/

TOPANGA :

OMG you understand my theory of hate stemming from love. I got massacred trying to explain it!

jiggywiddit:

hehe I'm not THAT nice. I called Britney a crackwhore ... twice .. and someone else coo-coo.

But in my defense I said she was a crackwhore but I still like her, and I told the coo-coo person that I was sorry. :)

If your looking for niceness, respectful chit chat with cordial rebuttals, and all that other smiley goodness...you are definitly on the wrong blog. Now, if your looking for sarcastic, cynical, "I hate my job" witty and funny "individuals" then you have come to the right place...we will gladly let you drink your Haterade here and the words whore, slut, and bitch are terms of endearment. So, technically, we love Britney, Amy W., and Madonna ...just in a annoying step-child sort of way. But...dont get it twisted, we absolutely abwhore that skank Paris Hilton!

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Submitted by christ0047 on November 5, 2008 - 10:54pm.

Britney is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite.

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And way too many people seem to be just fine with stoning us. Or putting us in ovens. Or using bogus psych manipulations to fuck our brains until we willingly walk into traffic. --Diego

if this does happen it will be brit and jt getting back together posts on every tabloid.

Submitted by ribbontie on November 5, 2008 - 11:14pm.

Hey ribb, it's okay if you're a nice person.
We like diversity here.

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And way too many people seem to be just fine with stoning us. Or putting us in ovens. Or using bogus psych manipulations to fuck our brains until we willingly walk into traffic. --Diego

The reason why I classified Dlisters as "haters" is because every single post whether it be Angelina, Britney, Christina, Mariah, Jennifer Anniston ... the majority of the comments are negative.

But that's only because the post itself is negative, but Dlisters are funny!

So no worries, it can't all be good.

Remember, these are just my observations, so it's not necessarily the truth about EVERYONE.

DreamyAguileraEyes

:S You think she went bonkers on purpose? Interesting theory. But I don't think any woman would have shave all their hair off for any other reason besides mental illness or religious beliefs. Whatever, if you think she's actually perfectly sane then that's great news! :)

Actually there's no accounting for taste. I probably have some music that a lot of people wouldn't like either. I just can't help but roll my eyes when Britney shows back up like nothing ever happened after having made a complete jackass of herself and loving every minute of it, now she wants people to buy her manufactured techno-pop to help replace the millions of dollars she's blown in the last few years.

ParisSucksLiterally:

Yeah, because of some lawsuit with Sony BMG he decided to boycott their artists, but sometimes he falls off the wagon.

Here's more info if you're interested.

http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/perez-hilton-an.html

What? We are Dlisted are not haters! We're just realistic and hillarious with a lot of sarcasm all over.

Coma Caca!!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 5, 2008 - 10:59pm.
I still am not buying the "mentally ill" bullshit.

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That's because she's NOT.

She a disgusting whore and wants us all to feel sorry for her.

~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/

I'm sorta kinda hoping this is true...somewhere in that small wierd part of my mind I keep hoping Britney and Justin will realize that they are meant to be and go live happily ever after in a land of cheetos and and frapps....and since when isn't Perez not allowed to blog about Brit...come to think of it, I hardly ever see any posts about Brit on his god-awful site.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

I can see Britney coming on to JT just like old times, before she had to ditch those kids, and Madonna hovering over them with her thrusting hoo-ha.

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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...

Submitted by TITS on November 5, 2008 - 10:40pm.
Ribbie - you'd best just back away from the keyboard. That woman is hated here. HATED. here. hated.

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With good reason.

~♥~ Dynamite, electrify me all night
Dynamite, just give it to me, i wont bite
Dynamite, you make me feel, its alright
Dynamite, shine it on me (Starlight) ~♥~
My Blog - Twisted Rainbow Dreams
http://twistedrainbowdreams.blogspot.com/

I still am not buying the "mentally ill" bullshit.

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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
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Snarkley

Actually I think she can do all that, but with assistant and administered medication.

I think as long as she takes her meds and have positive people surrounding her she'll be fine.

I don't think she'll ever come to a point where she'll be completely independent, but that doesn't mean she can't live her life and see her kids.