Now She Can Go Back To Looking Like Herself Again
Marilyn Manson is going to have to find a new young thing to suck the hotness out of, because Star Magazine reports that Evan Rachel Wood has dumped his pasty dumpling ass.
The 21-year-old welfare version of Dita Von Teese started dating Marilyn in December 2006 while his marriage was in the caca house.
So why did this beautiful and totally non-dysfunctional couple call it quits? Evan's brother Ira was living in her guest house and Marilyn pulled a Spencer Pratt and wanted him to beat it. A source said, "Evan owned the house and didn't want her unemployed sibling living on the street. It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was."
Now Evan can stop trying to be Dita 2.0 in order to make Paul Pfeiffer from the "Wonder Years" happy. Yes, I know he's not Paul Pfeiffer, but I love that rumor and can't let it go.
Knowing Evan, she probably ran right into the leathery arms of Mickey Rourke. She has a thing for scary monsters.
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i'm on Marilyn's side on this one... dude has to BOUNCE!
a funny thing about regret is...
TITS - In case you come back and see this today -
I have no idea why it happens, I use Firefox for everything and have NO problems with it one any other of the dozens of sites I have my password stored on, or regularly sign-in to - but for some reason, no matter what I do here, I get "
Sorry, unrecognized username or password"
I take that same exact username and password, and open IE and sign in with no problems. It's been going on for a year.
The first name I signed up with worked for about a 4 days. I didn't come to the site for 2 days, and when I came back and tried to sign in, I got
Sorry, unrecognized username or password.
I went to the forum here and asked for help.
Someone suggested I just sign up again, so I did, and it worked. For 2 days.
So now I just read the site every day. Once in a while, I'll open IE and comment. I just friggin hate IE.
But as far as the signing in issue on FF, I am pretty computer savvy and I cannot figure it out.
If you have any ideas, please let me know.
I'll keep checking this post.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Wow, he really needs to just let go of that whole persona. What was intriguing and edgy in his twenties, is now pathetic and creepy in his late thirties.
Wow, I'm shocked I tell ya, shocked.
But good for Evan for finally growing up enough to stand on her own two feet.
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
2 years dating a repellent freak, forever a publicly available music video of the two of you fucking.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
MM is so frickin disgusting...srsly if he wasnt a famous musician he'd be getting ZERO
pleasegodpleasegodpleasegodpleasegod, let this be true.
I will never make fun of any disabled people or use any kinda epithets again.
pleasegodpleasepleasepleasepleasegodgodgodgodPlEaSe
My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere girl with good looking. I would like to meet a sportsboy who knows how to treat a woman on all sides. Feel free to contact me on the famous online hub " ______K i s S M i l l i o n a i r e S Co m _____ " Money is not very important
I would go out with him in a second.I never really liked Evan,she seems to be a man stealer and that's just whack.
He has always has beautiful girl friends and it has not impacted any of their careers in a negative way.Rose kinda messed up her career on her own.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
This shit always creeped me out because that girl looks just like my little sister, and is around the same age.
I would beat my sister's ass if she ever shacked up with some creepy pedo like him.
Manson is probably a complete dick and I wouldn't date him for any amount of money, but I still like the guy (not his music) for some strange reason.
He strikes me as perv. And she someday, like so many of you have said, is going to be sooo embarrassed. I think we all have one of those...I know I do. But fuck at least it wasnt Manson! ew!
Submitted by Leona on November 5, 2008 - 10:51pm.
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I hear ya,sister. Jim Carrey is an idiot and NOT funny one bit , but then Jenny is no MENSA member either....they could be made for each other.
At least she is purdy
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
@ Sheeps...Chatsworth? LOL Too close for comfort...heh
and the reasons for the break up is that MM is fuglier than a disfigured Wino and Evan is a cutie. It was a mindfuck from the beginning.
anyway...
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
I agree, she made a mistake...and at least she can blame it on youth and being naive.....
what is Dita's excuse? she married this fucker.
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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
- Gordon Lightfoot
Submitted by chickadee on November 5, 2008 - 10:44pm.
That girl is going to be so embarrassed in a few years, and when someone will remind her,it'll go like this:
" Yep you were in love with a HUGELY douchy, goth, lame, fugly poser. Nice choice. Wanna go on a date with the scary busboy at the Wafflehouse?"
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As will Jenny McCarthy when she wakes up next to Jim Carrey one day and goes, "Ewwwww! WTF?"
smacking random people is sooooo 5 minutes ago...Eating random people, on the other hand....--Tigerlilly
MM owns a nice house in Chatsworth, with a big lot; Wood co-owns a condo on Main St. in Venice. So the reasons for the breakup don't make sense.
That girl is going to be so embarrassed in a few years, and when someone will remind her,it'll go like this:
" Yep you were in love with a HUGELY douchy, goth, lame, fugly poser. Nice choice. Wanna go on a date with the scary busboy at the Wafflehouse?"
Evan, "Hell, Yes!"
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Good for her. We all make mistakes, but she can put this one behind her and move on.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 5, 2008 - 9:48pm.
I <3 U cuz ur classy!
xo
smacking random people is sooooo 5 minutes ago...Eating random people, on the other hand....--Tigerlilly
Submitted by FilthyBitch on November 5, 2008 - 6:21pm.
I fucking love Marilyn and fuck any of you fuckers that hate him because of the way he fucking looks.
fuck.
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Well fuckety FUCK, what the FUCK? It's fucking ON, muthafucka! Fuckin' wooord to your fucking fuckdaddy, yo! Fucking A, don't FUCK wit' me today, FUUUCK!
....whew
Submitted by sexy on November 5, 2008 - 8:11pm.
How do people with loads of money get controlled? I've got 10 cents and lint in my bank account and nobody controls me!
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hahaa!! 'xactly what I was thinking.
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LEAVE GUY ALOOOOOOONE!!!
She'll never live this fuckery down. ERW will forever be MM's ex-chew toy/dress up doll.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on November 5, 2008 - 7:52pm.
I don't know about the rest of you gutsy, self-assured womens, but this one would've run the 1st time my man tried to morph me into his ex-wife. Trying to morph into me (ala BP) is scary enough -- ex-wife? No fucking way!
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word! I would have slapped the shit out of MM and poured vinegar in all of his powders and blushes if he tried to turn me into the bitch he cheated on with me (and then made a video of us fucking in their bed)
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If I want to watch porn, masturbate until my pussy is on fire, have sex with a lady friend, engage in anal sex, swing with other couples, and wash it all down with a vodka tonic and a morning after pill, it's my damn business!
How do people with loads of money get controlled? I've got 10 cents and lint in my bank account and nobody controls me!
Now Evan can stop trying to be Dita 2.0 in order to make Paul Pfeiffer from the "Wonder Years" happy. Yes, I know he's not Paul Pfeiffer, but I love that rumor and can't let it go
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How about the rumor that Jamie Lawson (Jerry Supiran) from the TV show "My small wonder" was really Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins?
I don't know about the rest of you gutsy, self-assured womens, but this one would've run the 1st time my man tried to morph me into his ex-wife. Trying to morph into me (ala BP) is scary enough -- ex-wife? No fucking way!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I can't help but think that drugs and absinthe have an effect. Of course he is already unique, but that may be exacerbating the mental/personality problems.
I hope this is bullscheisse because I like both of them!
He is so gross. She made an immature stupid decision to become a stepford dita and I am glad it took him picking on her slacker brother or else we would have to read a bunch more interviews about how they are pale, and love each other paleness.
Submitted by TITS on November 5, 2008 - 6:44pm.
He must have a massive cock.
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Maybe, but do you think he puts kabuki makeup on it, too?
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Heya jiggywiggles...MyTwoCents
Rest assured though, had there been Funyuns at Woollies I would've grabbed some.--Sandbitch
@FilthyBitch--
Truth be told, I never met a filthy bitch I didn't like.
However, I do not care for posters writing in all caps.
Keep it low, and keep it filthy.
Welcome aboard.
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Heya jiggywiggles...MyTwoCents
Rest assured though, had there been Funyuns at Woollies I would've grabbed some.--Sandbitch
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 5, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Is it wrong that I would like to hear more deets about the emotional abuse?
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Absolutely not!!!!!!
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
Is it wrong that I would like to hear more deets about the emotional abuse?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by FilthyBitch on November 5, 2008 - 7:01pm.
I use ff here. what's happening?
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He's handsome. I just saw his profile with lots of sexy pics on the FREE and HOT WEALTHY&SEXY dating site called ★★★★__ D a t e R i c h S i n g l e S. C o m__ ★★★★where wealthy and beauty find each other
jiggywiddit - what are you talking about?
I am only filthybitch. I just can't comment often because I have never been able to sign in here with Firefox. I have tried everything, even begged for help in the forum. It only works when I open IE and use it, and I HATEEEEEEEE IE. So I onlyl do it when some important shit is going on, or when I feeling silly as fuck. Like today. :P
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ugh, i hate his mouth. im guessing dakota fanning is next
Submitted by Thornhill on November 5, 2008 - 6:54pm.
Somebody needs to Chola-ize him some eyebrows, Stat..
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No Sharpie is brave enough to go there.
Heya jiggywiggles...MyTwoCents
Rest assured though, had there been Funyuns at Woollies I would've grabbed some.--Sandbitch
Somebody needs to Chola-ize him some eyebrows, Stat..
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I'm more concerned bout bin laid off than Bin Laden
that little ERW bitch is so overrated it makes me wanna scream at the ocean!
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Submitted by kacky: "I'd be unhappy in a relationship where someone was sponging off of them, too."
What I was thinking, too. Why can't her brother get a fucking job?
I mean, if MM was controlling and shit, she should not be with him, but I bet he had a legit point there. Unfortunately, there's usually one sibling who is a bit of a fuck-up. It's not good to let them mooch.
Super creeps...
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I'm more concerned bout bin laid off than Bin Laden
He must have a massive cock.
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i hope this is true.
she is such a pretty talented girl
and should not be weighed
down by that ugly troll.
I effin' love that rumor as well. In fact a MM song came on the radio just yesterday and my daughter asked, "Isn't that Marilyn Manson?". My hubby and I both relied with, "No, that's Paul from the Wonder Years," in unison.
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McCain's brain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUVQDmLf7s&feature=related
I think she saw his Halloween costume and then decided to dump him. He's one lucky freak though...all those gorgeous girlfriends and wife....and with a mug like his!!!
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
Maybe Evan got sick of staying up all night, drinking absinthe and listening to Marilyn's self-indulgent crap every day. Maybe she craved the sunlight and the company of sane people.
Manson hasn't done anything musically since the 90's. Time to take off the make-up, Brian.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by FilthyBitch on November 5, 2008 - 6:21pm.
chicaloca, is that your new username? I've missed you.
Heya jiggywiggles...MyTwoCents
Rest assured though, had there been Funyuns at Woollies I would've grabbed some.--Sandbitch
Submitted by Im a Princess on November 5, 2008 - 6:13pm.
I will never understand how he is able to snag such hot pieces. He is the nastiest thing I think I have ever seen.
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True dat.
I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy