Prop 8 Passed....
Look at these two precious lesbians being all smiley and married. Well, Prop 8 has come along and stomped all over their pure happiness. They're just two sad lesbians now and that is a sin! Gayelles should never be sad.
Prop 8, which re-bans gay marriage, will most likely pass. Right now 95% of the votes have been counted. 52% are for and 48% are against. There's still around 4 million absentee ballots that need to be counted, but it's probably not enough to turn things around. The state is no longer marrying the gays as of today. It's looking grim and gross.
A few of the 18,000 couples that were married will file lawsuits. Civil rights groups are also challenging the measure by asking the Supreme Court to strike it down based on the argument that you can't just take shit away from one certain group.
I don't get this shit. I'm a tax-paying dumb bitch like everyone else. I should have the right to fly to California, catch a sugar daddy on his death bed, marry him, wait a couple of months for him to kick it and then collect all his cash. Seriously, that's my lifelong goal and now a bunch of fun killers in California have stopped me from being able to achieve this!
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Submitted by missy: "the republicans today are a far cry from the party ideals on which it was founded.
just dont like when people jump to the repubs = always bad, dems = always good. Its just .. ridiculous."
I totally agree.
By the old standards, I would probably identify myself as a Republican. Less government interference, states' rights, fiscally conservative. Yup, that would be me. Although, I'm all for legalizing pot and gay marriage and adoption.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 5, 2008 - 5:33pm.
*wink*
Life's a bitch then you marry one! LOL
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"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit." - Johnny Depp
As a Californian, I am shocked and really pissed off about the 52% of retards with whom I share a state. I can't believe people can be so progressive to vote for Obama (thank goodness for that!), but still be stuck in a status quo mindset about marriage. It just shows we've come a long way but still have much further to go. The fight is not over. I live in San Francisco and I already know of some serious lawsuits being brought to prevent this hateful proposition from taking effect.
That's just awful. We've has gay marrige in the UK for about four years and the sky hasn't fallen. How can something that was legal become ilegal? Doesn't the human rights act forbid retrospective legislation? Or did Bush fail to sign up for that? I feel so sad for people who thought they had civil rights, only to have them taken away. It diminishes everyone when we don't have equal rights. Today of all days. Shame.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
*cries*
there was never REALLY a motherfuckinggardenofedeninthefirstfuckingplace ohmyfuckinggod!!!!!!!
AHHHHH! I mean fuck all those bones form them jesus horses up in the Natural History Museum!
God just fucking farted and some humans pope dup in afucking garden and now women have periods cause some dumb bitch ate an apple!
APPLE SAUCE BICTH!
*cries for the world, give Rikki Lake a high five and a hug*
EQUAL RIGHTS! WE NEED SOME!
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EyeRoll on November 5, 2008 - 5:31pm.
I nominate Bella Diva for "biggest fucking idiot of the day who really needs to shut the fuck up before I shove my boot up her ass" award.
All in favor say AYE!!
- I would settle for her just to be Palin's running mate in 2012 and Hasselbitch's new bff.
I am a Human and I support being human and exercising free thinking, not under an invisible thumb of some phrase in a text written 2 thousand years ago.
I am a Human and I do not need a religious notion to make excuses with.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 5:32pm.
hurray for you I am just saying that as a christain I don't support it.
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LIAR, you are not a Christian
you are hater and a bigot
@Okie- Hell, I don't even want to lick an envelope, much less the side of some costumed strangers face at a party.
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Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 5:26pm.
It is so obvious you are that asshole Chica Loca
As for the rest of you - yeah believe what you want - Obama will do exactly what the rich guys want.
Buh bye!
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haha! Make up your mind: Is it the "welfare lowlifes" or the "rich guys" runnin' thangs? I'd save some of that self-righteous energy on purging your beloved GOP of all the ignorant fundamentalist bible thumpers that are driving it off a cliff. "Buh bye" back at ya hon ;*
BellaDiva, and I would never say any church or person should be forced to "believe" in gay marriage. But I do believe in the separation of church and state -- and I think Christ did, too, as he said, "Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s.” For me, religious beliefs just do not enter into this. I don't believe in legislating religion or morals in that way.
belladiva has different beliefs. that doesnt make her an asshole.
belladiva, I think the modern bible has misled millions of people throughout time. I think the christain religion is built on lies, greed and power. That is my opinion.
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Aye. Enjoy.
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Priceless Bella.
Anti-gay legislation passed elsewhere too....it's sad that this happens the day we elect a minority president. Booooooooooo.
AYeeeeeeeeeeeeee WALK THE PLANK!
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Submitted by annie ominous on November 5, 2008 - 5:30pm.
I hope one day everyone has the same rights, no matter who they chose to love. And before some idiot makes some "well what if I want to marry a bowl of potato salad..."
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
Devilgirl! Oh gross.. I bet he had all sorts of face makeup and dandruff on that tongue at th end of the night.
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Bella Diva:
Keep believing your fairy tales. God didn't put Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden, so stop using that to bolster an argument against gay marriage.
Study evolution. It's science.
Submitted by M.E. on November 5, 2008 - 5:30pm.
True, now how do we beat that whole death thing?
Know why men die before their wives? Because they want to.
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I don't understand a country that bombs other countries in the name of peace and freedom, but legislates bigotry and hate at home...
I honestly wasn't aware that gay unions weren't able to take advantage of the same things that straight marriages can. That's ridiculous. I figured it was all about some interpretation of the bible.
On the GOP issue. As bad as they got spanked last night they may want to turn to the gay community to progress their party into the now. They obviously have no chance with minorities due to the "spread the wealth" issue. I don't think all GOP'ers are zealots. Some are just hard working Americans.
Gay marriage wouldn't bother me in the least, even as a straight married Texan. Love is love regardless of the hole or the pole.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 5, 2008 - 5:30pm.
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hurray for you I am just saying that as a christain I don't support it.
I nominate Bella Diva for "biggest fucking idiot of the day who really needs to shut the fuck up before I shove my boot up her ass" award.
All in favor say AYE!!
Mrs. K... you know how I get!
*mumbles something, kicks some dirt*
I SUCK! VOTE MRS. K AS PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD!
ARrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 5, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by Callan on November 5, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by misspell on November 5, 2008 - 5:24pm.
word, you guys.
old skool republicanism is not even remotely related to the GOP today
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Co-signed.
"Submitted by randy1 on November 5, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Why is labeling a relationship as "married" mean so much? Isn't it just another Judeo christian label the zealots use to beat everyone over the head with.
I thought gay folks still have the same rights as "married" people like insurance, adoption, wills, etc. I'm just asking."
No, they do not have the same rights. Some states provide civil unions that are equal to marriages with regard to state rights, and some states provide civil unions with SOME of the straight rights of marriage. There are federal rights (social security inheritance, for example) that are not open to any gay people, whether they were married in Massachusetts or civil-unioned in New Jersey. Civil unions are not all equal, and none of them are equal to marriages when you cound federal rights.
I, for one, could give a shit about the word. If we had civil unions, in ALL states, that offered ALL of the EXACT same rights as marriages, that's fine enough for me - but it must be FULLY equal, or it's not fair. Some gays disagree on the word 'marriage,' saying it's still "separate but equal," but the issue of semantics doesn't personally interest me.
Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 5:26pm.
It is so obvious you are that asshole Chica Loca
As for the rest of you - yeah believe what you want - Obama will do exactly what the rich guys want.
Buh bye!
@Okie- To make matters worse the dude kept licking people all night. I told him his fucking tongue would end up in my woodland basket if he got that thing near me. He might have liked the pee idea too much, he seemed the type!
TV- Well, if people got married for the right reasons and upheld their vows instead of throwing in the towel when times get rough, we'd have a lot less divorce.
Now, if you are getting beat, cheated on, etc. Leave the fucker.
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Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 5:26pm.
God did say how he feel about it look in your bible, torah or koran and God is happy to see two of his creations together that is why he created Adam and Eve to fill the earth with more of his creations and not Joe and jake. I'm not judging I don't care how people choose to live, but as a christian I don't support gay marriage.
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No one is forcing your church or yourself to accept it. We just want people to stop other people who don't believe as you do from interfering with equality under law. It's plain as day. No one can force your church to marry anybody for any reason; but under GOVERNMENT LAW, gays should have the same TAX AND FAMILY AND PROTECTION OF LOVED ONES as heterosexuals do. /GOD, I'm sick of pointing out the obvious.
I hope one day everyone has the same rights, no matter who they chose to love. And before some idiot makes some "well what if I want to marry a bowl of potato salad..." comment, I am referring to human beings of the legal age of consent.
Oh, and God didn't say s**t about marriage. The Bible was written by human beings.
Argghh! Why would anyone care who marries who? If one does, they can mention it when the officiant asks at the fucking wedding. Damn, some people are so self-righteous. What an up and down election. Sad.
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Why is it that people can't just mind their own business and let others go about theirs? I am very sad that my vote didn't make enough of a difference on this one.....
Submitted by misspell on November 5, 2008 - 5:24pm.
oh yes, I understand and belive me am truly frightened by right extremists
im talking more to the core of the political parties.. the republicans today are a far cry from the party ideals on which it was founded.
just dont like when people jump to the repubs = always bad, dems = always good. Its just .. ridiculous.
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OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD!
Jesus was a lesbian. DID YOU EVEN SEE HIS FUCKING SANDALS! HOME DEPOT! He was a carpenter in a dress and sandals. TOTAL FUCKING LESBIAN!
FFS!
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Submitted by Callan on November 5, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by misspell on November 5, 2008 - 5:24pm.
word, you guys.
old skool republicanism is not even remotely related to the GOP today.
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
Then there is those commercial featuring the exploitation of children of the few people with a fixation for banning non-religious marriage using them to say gems like "I don't want to be taught about homosexuality at school".
It's easy to see how the passages in the Bible about marriage connect with the times it was written: a few political leaders knew that population was a tool for both growth, military force and support of their laws, so it translated in to the religion as it was (and shamefully still is) the perfect tool to move masses by their faith into blindly follow the will of a few, and since homosexuals can't procreate, let's say, oh, it's a sin... cue to misinformation, persecution, bashing and stubbornness for hundreds of years and still going (and in unfortunate cases, because it's a free pass to be an asshole and to bully people that are as you are).
It's really a faith test when things are allowed to happen because of a few, and please, don't talk in plural when speaking of religious groups or any group, it's well know there are always assholes with power in both sides of an issue, but they don't represent the collective will of it.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on November 5, 2008 - 5:13pm.
"Submitted by geliasen on November 5, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Keep in mind that 1.5 million Obama voters voted to pass Prop 8 -- around 25%. Actually, African-Americans and Hispanics were two ethnic groups that overwhelmingly voted for it; whites were slightly against. There's a lot more to this story than a bunch of right-wing hate."
Of course many Hispanics voted against it, and half, if not all, were mostly Catholic I'm sure. It's OK to let their priests get away with molesting boys, but not for gays to find true happiness. Fucking bullshit.
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I'm in Cali, Catholic, and voted No on Prop 8. And my sister works for a Catholic institution. I was pleased to learn that many of the religious folk were also planning on voting NO. As well as NO on Prop 4, which would require parent notification for underage abortions. I don't think Catholicism is as rigid or conservative as it is portrayed... or it doesn't have to be. All the nuns I've known have been incredible feminists. (Although parish priests are usually the worst and most conservative). My mother always told me that as people, we differ from animals because we have the power to reason... and in that way, we are made in God's image. Think, people. Don't just follow -- that's completely unchristian and non-Catholic.
geliasen, I noticed that those idiotic ads were on the Latin channels all the time. One lil' girl asking "Mommy is it true I can marry a Princess?" and the mom looking all shocked... My mom would get so angry at those commercials. Those commercials would far outnumber the ones against.
LOLO for President
LOLO in 2012
TEAM LOLO.
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Submitted by misspell on November 5, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Well, the old-school Republicans would've been likely to legalize gay marriage, for the reason you stated, but have you checked out the Republican base lately? They are creationists, evangelists, Mormons, people who want abortion to be constitutionally banned - and if that's not interfering, I don't know what is. The new school Republicans, the Palin fans, etc. are more in favor of children being born to children than education. It's disgraceful.
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You're right, and I've been saying this to people for weeks. Republicans do NOT stand for less government, when they try to legislate people's morals, their marriage partners, and what they do with their bodies.
This current Republican party has moved so far to the right that they are unrecognizable from the "glory days" of Reagan.
I used to be a registered Republican, because I believed in small government. Now, I can't possibly believe in what these clowns are shoveling.
Submitted by CarmenElectrical on November 5, 2008 - 5:23pm.
I feel bad for you too. You should have the right to get married if you choose. If you work and pay taxes you should have the same rights.
I am also a taxpayer who's going to get the shaft when I have to pay for all the lowlives who sit around collecting welfare checks.
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If you mean the lowlife bankers who will be sitting around collecting the 300 billion dollars the Bush-Cheney people made sure they'd get before leaving office, then I agree with you. Welfare is a drop in the bucket compared to the rich lowlifes controlling the GOP.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on November 5, 2008 - 5:14pm.
Im in Chicago...would have voted No on prop 8 if I had been from Cali...I can't even pretend to understand how all of those people who got married are feeling right now...it is not right!!!
I believe our "prop 8" was the con con law
God did say how he feel about it look in your bible, torah or koran and God is happy to see two of his creations together that is why he created Adam and Eve to fill the earth with more of his creations and not Joe and jake. I'm not judging I don't care how people choose to live, but as a christian I don't support gay marriage.
DevilGirl.. congrats on winning atleast 2nd. That is pretty awesome.. dude wore slippers.. You should have peed in one before they judged.. That always gets me first place! lol.
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I don't understand why people even get married. Half of all marriages end in divorce, the other half end in death. It's a no-win proposition.
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Submitted by randy1 on November 5, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Why is labeling a relationship as "married" mean so much?
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it's not just a label...it comes with rights and privileges and benefits...which are denied to certain people simply because said people love a member of the same sex.
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Whoever said only hispanic catholic priests molest children is a fucking idiot. The first person/people that I had ever heard of molesting children in church were caucasian. So get your facts straight next time, it's not only one race of priests who got caught doing it. Plus most of the people who voted for Prop 8 were black you nimwit.
Submitted by missy on November 5, 2008 - 5:09pm.
actually republicans are more likely to legalize gay marriage, as they are for less government intervention. They prefer the government to stay out of our personal lives, whereas democrats usually want to regulate many aspects of our personal lives.
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Well, the old-school Republicans would've been likely to legalize gay marriage, for the reason you stated, but have you checked out the Republican base lately? They are creationists, evangelists, Mormons, people who want abortion to be constitutionally banned - and if that's not interfering, I don't know what is. The new school Republicans, the Palin fans, etc. are more in favor of children being born to children than education. It's disgraceful.