Prop 8 Passed....
Look at these two precious lesbians being all smiley and married. Well, Prop 8 has come along and stomped all over their pure happiness. They're just two sad lesbians now and that is a sin! Gayelles should never be sad.
Prop 8, which re-bans gay marriage, will most likely pass. Right now 95% of the votes have been counted. 52% are for and 48% are against. There's still around 4 million absentee ballots that need to be counted, but it's probably not enough to turn things around. The state is no longer marrying the gays as of today. It's looking grim and gross.
A few of the 18,000 couples that were married will file lawsuits. Civil rights groups are also challenging the measure by asking the Supreme Court to strike it down based on the argument that you can't just take shit away from one certain group.
I don't get this shit. I'm a tax-paying dumb bitch like everyone else. I should have the right to fly to California, catch a sugar daddy on his death bed, marry him, wait a couple of months for him to kick it and then collect all his cash. Seriously, that's my lifelong goal and now a bunch of fun killers in California have stopped me from being able to achieve this!
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
But Stan was an angry Eminem obsessed loon!
Oh..wait.
*sniffs glue*
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"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by LoLo on November 5, 2008 - 6:04pm.
They came over on the Gayflower!
LOL at own joke. ;-)
I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy
devilgirl on November 5, 2008 - 6:02pm.
@Kdracofan- Glad someone appreciated my humor-
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& Thank you for posting that
Love Anderson: I know you are having a great day
Team Valtrex: bawaaahhahhaahhhahhaaa
Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.
The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'.
FOR THE LOSER NOW WILL BE LATER TO WIN!!
FOR THE TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGIN!!!!
dont lose that spirit you felt last night.
YES WE CAN!
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
WHAT THE?!?!?!?
I go out for a little lunch of potato salad with some potato salad on the side and come back to this?
[Sorry Pearl, I ate all the potato salad. None left for you *wiping mouth with sleeve*]
Bella Diva, how can you stand to embarrass yourself in this way? Have you no pride at all? Were you home schooled or what?
Take all the energy you use hating on Angelina Jolie and read a book or something.
TEAM GAY MARRIAGE.
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
Homosexuality is older than the bible itself, so suck on that homophobes.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
oh BellaDiva: Go burn a couple of Angie Jo pics and be done with it. I'm sure you have plenty, kisses ;*
Submitted by Chimp on November 5, 2008 - 6:00pm.
you give christians a bad name.
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On the way to work last month, my boss told me she saw a bumper sticker that said, "Jesus, please
save me from your followers."
Haters put Jesus on the cross.
Sad, ain't it? Jussayin.
xo
I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy
There pilgrims were gay!
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*twirls ass hair*
*stares at wall*
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"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 5, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on November 5, 2008 - 5:59pm.
That was a typo. She loves Stan.
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I thought she loved Santa.
Why would someone who doesn't support gay marriage read this blog? This is the gayest place I come to on the interwebs.
MK, you and Andy Cooper will have to wait a little longer.
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Sara M.
Jesus Chirst!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
g'night all
god bless you all
ESPECIALLY THE GAYS!
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M.E I must have misunderstood because to mee it seemed like you were saying catholics/christians are accept the child molestation but are against Gay Marriage and I know you said it to prove a point and I get it but I still find it disrespectful
TV I totally agree with what you are saying, I was brought up Catholic and I have recently started drifting away because of those exact reasons..but in religion like in any oragnization there will always be politics and appearences to keep so unfortunatly the sweeping under the rug will keep on happenning
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Hi M.E.!!!!!!!
ubmitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 5:50pm.
There will never be a seperation of church and state. america was built on the foundations of the bible. "One country under God" If yall don't like it you can always leave. like i said I am not judging them they can do what they want i just don't agree with it.
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That was inserted in THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, which is not part of any legislated act and avoluntary recitation, IN THE 1950s
Seriously, you need to enroll in a refresher course on US Gov't and history, yikes.
And P.S.: The founding father Thomas Jefferson so strongly argued against basing the gov't on the Christian bible that he cut out all the parts of the bible that contradicted each other and were patently provably false. That bible looked like paper Swiss cheese when he was through. It's in the Smithsonian now. EDUCATION: It's a GOOD thing. /OK I'm out before my head implodes from the all this willful ignorance from these shining lights of krissten-dumb <-- phonetically spelled for their pleasure, ugh.
hehehehehehehehe i love it, i didn't know you folks were so sensitive about the gays. great to know I have something to use
I voted No on Prop 8. I tried to help la causa to no avail...
Submitted by missy on November 5, 2008 - 5:50pm.
Submitted by EyeRoll on November 5, 2008 - 5:51pm.
I get so tired of people selectively quoting the Bible. Face it. It's been translated so many times that any sort of jackassery someone can come up with can be supported by it in one of the ten thousand translations. To be so against sex these bigots sure are interested in my sex life. Guess that gets them off. Then that scares them so they have to smite the gay devils. Their obsession would be hilarious if they weren't so determined to push this country back into the time before the Civil War, but as it is, it's creepy to hear them spout off about shit like the infamous "gay agenda" or whatever.
By the way, if any of my fellow cocksuckers have seen a copy of this gay agenda, can you please forward it to me? I need to know what we're planning so I can go shopping and look fierce for it.
Clarisse, be my gayby?
uh oh!
Be my be my
BE MY LITTLE GAYBY
My one my only
BE MY LITTLE GAYBY
BE my little dar-arliiiin
BE MY GAYBY NOOoowwww
Oh Oh OH Ohhhhhhhhh!
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@Kdracofan- Glad someone appreciated my humor-
Submitted by kdracofan on November 5, 2008 - 5:59pm.
That was a typo. She loves Stan.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Hey kdraco!
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"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit." - Johnny Depp
I dont really like Ellen
but i dont hate her
she needs to do somethinf for me to love her or hate her
cause right now she is in between
and that is boring
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Submitted by missy on November 5, 2008 - 5:55pm
Bitch fuck off no one is debating here try looking up the Pilgrims genuis. you people are just rambling on and on for no reason give it up already you are doing extacly what you are saying it is wrong to do. have fun talking about people freaks
@BellaDiva--
I believe the New Testament also says that cursing and prayer should not come out of the same mouth.
You may need to reread the book of James, baby.
And like I've said before, Jesus saved his harshest criticism for the hypocritcal Religious Right of his day.
Would a "good Christian" even be on this site at all?
Jesus said, "I came not to condemn the world, but that the world through me should be saved."
I doubt he would approve of all the condemnation you're spewing.
Submitted by Im a Princess on November 5, 2008 - 5:49pm.
I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy
Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 5:53pm.
heheheheheheh you people are getting worked up for nothing. You can not make everyone belive in what you think is right get over it already.
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no one is trying to do that you asshole. my god you are really stupid aren't you? you must an inbred cousin of hasselcrack.
we're just saying your opinions shouldn't affect the rights of others.
you give christians a bad name.
kdracofan on November 5, 2008 - 5:57pm
Thanks!
It has been an awesome day for LOVE ANDERSON!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
eyeroll - im a pretty stubborn bitch who has to prove everything on my own instead of listening to people. yeah, lifes been kinda tough so far.. haha
i got you now ;)
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devilgirl on November 5, 2008 - 5:52pm.
I love Satan!
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So here I was...reading everyone's comments and then!?
BAM!
lmao - thank you - that made me laugh out loud
Yall didnt see me, but i just BLOOPED the entire state of Califuckya!
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LoLo / Missy,
This is for you...
So, I thought its not working, so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini...in my mind...
No, I threw the breasts out of the window of my Ford Fiesta, in my mind...
Actually, I threw them out, over the handlebars of my bicycle, in my mind. And they hit a small child who ran,
"Mum, Mum, Mum... I’ve been attacked by... jellyfish! Jellyfish drive by shooting, just like south central L.A.”
“Huh??”
“Jellyfish attacked me!”
“Where are the tentacles?”
“I dunno, probably burned up on re-entry. Probably from Mars, Mum. Can I keep them and shove them up my jumper?”
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 5:53pm
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You know, you bring up Leviticus like it would have any relevance to this discussion. Some of us do not believe in the sanctity of the Bible, or any other "holy" book, for that matter.
None of this discussion needs to involve religious beliefs. Religion has no part in rational political discussions.
This has to do with basic human rights.
LOVE ANDERSON on November 5, 2008 - 5:50pm.
kdracofan on November 5, 2008 - 5:48pm.
Jeez...some of these posters need a hug!
- And a Cupcake.
hi kdraco!
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YES!!!!! (can I have a yummy one?)
O and I forgot to give you 'props' for your CT win! WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!
:)
Oh, just fucking great, it's scripture reading time ladies and gents. Pull up a chair.
Leviticus was gay!
LMAO! Thank you Snow!
*hands Pearl Necklace some of MAH COFFEE!*
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you know, i'm so angry that this measure passed. if we're going to regulate marriage as such to protect its "sanctity", then why not put on limit to the bitches that get married once a year.. like Pam Anderson, JLo and all those other stupid idiots that take advantage of it. I just hope that years from now, they look back and see how assbackwards and bigoted this proposition was. either way, I will always side for those who want the basic rights of all. ... ok, i'm off my soapbox, but its just really sad to see that they would take that away from people who genuinely love eachother...
Cheesus 12467875:376736jhuigfe!
"Thou shall lay with many, in drunk times and high times. Let thee who judge, pay for hooker sex."
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by missy on November 5, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 5:50pm.
There will never be a seperation of church and state. america was built on the foundations of the bible.
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ok, now you just sound ignorant. not an asshole, but obviously uneducated about the foundation of our country.
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that was my point from the very beginning
she has no idea what she is talking about
40 years ago, our Prime Minister, Pierre Trudeau, said, "The state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation.". He was an incredibly (privately) devout Catholic, by the way. He must be rolling in his grave, today. Then again, he used to say, "Fuck you." so maybe that's what he's doing. (However, it took quite a while for gays to have the right to be married, here, I must admit.)
I've noticed that, when I read about a gay couple getting married (members of parliament, etc.), they've been together far longer than most hetero couples. Just to get this clear, I'm straight and so is everyone in my family (as far as I know) - so I have no personal axe to grind.
Yeah, I'm pissed off!! Extremists forcing their views on other people who just want to live and let live tend to do that to me.
Bronski Beat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7-q1WRaKNg
California sucks ass and big pus fill donkey balls. Christian zealots are not Christians but bigots hiding behind the word Christian.
Jesus didn't tolerate hate or exculsion at least not the Jesus I learned about.
This is a sad day for all of those couples who got married :(
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on November 5, 2008 - 5:49pm.
By retaining the priests who were guilty of molestation and just sweeping it under the carpet, the Catholic church essentially endorsed the behavior. Had they kicked them out of the church instead of just transferring them to a new church, then I could say they were against it.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
The Pledge of Allegiance was written in 1892, not 1776.
The words "One nation under God" were added in 1952.
I'm pretty sure Jefferson was dead by then.
I do not have to respect the beliefs of someone who has absolutely no idea what she is talking about.
Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 5:50pm.
There will never be a seperation of church and state. america was built on the foundations of the bible.
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ok, now you just sound ignorant. not an asshole, but obviously uneducated about the foundation of our country.
Ugh, Im done with this "debate"
Ill pray for all of you tonight and every night.
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Submitted by EyeRoll on November 5, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 5:32pm.
hurray for you I am just saying that as a christain I don't support it.
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LIAR, you are not a Christian
you are hater and a bigot
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Exactly. My sister and her partner are Christians, as in celebrating, church-going Christians. Mind-boggling, no?
and MUAH to Mrs. Kravitz: love me some potato salad, too ... mmmmm hungry for dinner now!
... *dipping into Lo Lo's coffee stash.
Leona I LOVE COFFEE!
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Uhm, you misunderstood. I didn't say that it was ok. My post was directed towards the bible thumper.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on November 5, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Why do people keep bringing this up?? Who has ever fucking said it is o.k for a priest to molest a boy??? NO ONE so why the fuck is this even being compared to Catholics/Christians bellieving Gay marriage is wrong????
Submitted by M.E. on November 5, 2008 - 5:44pm.
But it's perfectly ok for Chrisian and Catholic priests to molest the little boys eh?
Does God not frown upon that?????
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"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit." - Johnny Depp
heheheheheheh you people are getting worked up for nothing. You can not make everyone belive in what you think is right get over it already.
Leviticus 20:13: "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination