Wednesday, November 5th 2008

Prop 8 Passed....

Look at these two precious lesbians being all smiley and married. Well, Prop 8 has come along and stomped all over their pure happiness. They're just two sad lesbians now and that is a sin! Gayelles should never be sad.

Prop 8, which re-bans gay marriage, will most likely pass. Right now 95% of the votes have been counted. 52% are for and 48% are against. There's still around 4 million absentee ballots that need to be counted, but it's probably not enough to turn things around. The state is no longer marrying the gays as of today. It's looking grim and gross.

A few of the 18,000 couples that were married will file lawsuits. Civil rights groups are also challenging the measure by asking the Supreme Court to strike it down based on the argument that you can't just take shit away from one certain group.

I don't get this shit. I'm a tax-paying dumb bitch like everyone else. I should have the right to fly to California, catch a sugar daddy on his death bed, marry him, wait a couple of months for him to kick it and then collect all his cash. Seriously, that's my lifelong goal and now a bunch of fun killers in California have stopped me from being able to achieve this!

Posted by: Michael K


CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

I would have loved to see the Dynamic Dyke Duo's facial expression when they found out. Not cause gay marriage was banned, but because someone shit on their bliss that was annoying and phony anyway- straight or gay. It was like this forced on "look how HAPPY we are. Do you SEE how happy we are? I mean really, do you see how super orgasmically happy we are? Because we fucking are, you know that right?"

Portia is not a lesbian, she is like a lesbian version of a gold digger and probably bored of men cause she is so gorgeous and can (and probably did) have them all.

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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity

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Submitted by anonymous7643 on November 5, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Many people on this site are so vicious towards someone who doesn't express the majority opinion of people here. If gay marriage makes people uncomfortable, it makes people uncomfortable. Even the new president that social liberals are so enamored with doesn't support gay marriage.
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We aren't being viscious just because her opinion differs, it's because she is an idiot that is trying to stir shit up. She wouldn't be here otherwise. No one is saying she can't have her opinion, we are saying she is...what was it "a twat waffle" (love it btw) for being ignorant about it.

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Submitted by Leona on November 5, 2008 - 6:18pm.
@ putsomestankonit--

For Pete's sake, you made me have to go look it up.

I was trying to get my MF drink on. See below.

James 3:10
Out of the same mouth proceed blessing and cursing. My brethren, these things ought not to be so.
James 3:9-11 (in Context) James 3 (Whole Chapter)

Oh honey that's what man wrote. I'm talking about what G-d told Moses and what Moses brought down mountain on the two tablets. That's the only part of the bible written by G-d. The rest is man's doing and not reliable. So if G-d commands us not to take his name in vain then the rest is all gravy in my book. So let her rip with all of profanity one wants as long as you keep the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost out of it.

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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer

Clarisse's picture

LoLo!
Oh no! Now i have Informer stuck in my head!!

On the Bella topic: The more you respond to her, the more she'll spew. She just wants attention.

She knows pulling the gay hater card on a gossip site run by a homosexual and visited by majority of people that are supportive of alternative lifestyles is going to stir shit. Shady little twat.

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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John

Gross eating and bumping coohies is not my thing you gays are so nasty.

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Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 6:16pm.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 5, 2008 - 6:10pm.

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and that makes you dumber for going on and on. you gay lovers crack me up.

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Oh! *tales picture*, c'mon being sarcastic during a chance to prove your point doesn't seem right, if this wasn't the time for you to do so, then I don't know what is it.

I've seen this before, it's something that happens after you get worked up as Bella has, it's a stance of provocation as a bait to anger people as much as she is... and when I thought something worth might come out of this.

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LMAO Lolo!!!

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Submitted by anonymous7643 on November 5, 2008 - 6:22pm

Even the new president that social liberals are so enamored with doesn't support gay marriage

He does, do you live in California? There's ads here that say he's for the NO on 8 vote.

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Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Lolo why would I? epecially with a name like that. I am going to say how i feel i don't care if yall like it or not. I love that you are getting worked up tho

Really, I turn you on cause Im worked up?
Im a woman so i guess tha makes YOU TEH GAY!

YOU IS TEH GAY! Lets fuck!

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Lolo why would I? epecially with a name like that. I am going to say how i feel i don't care if yall like it or not. I love that you are getting worked up tho

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I am a conservative that voted NO on 8, because any two consenting adults should be able to marry.

Truly a shame that Prop 8 passed.

Many people on this site are so vicious towards someone who doesn't express the majority opinion of people here. If gay marriage makes people uncomfortable, it makes people uncomfortable. Even the new president that social liberals are so enamored with doesn't support gay marriage.

WTF are you even talking about at this point BellaLugosi? You make absolutely no sense.

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Submitted by LoLo on November 5, 2008 - 6:19pm
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You just might be onto something there.

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Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 6:16pm.

Sorry but from what I can tell you're either a troll who loves to stir it up. Or you truly are a bigot with a fucked up belief system.

Good luck getting past those pearly gates when your day comes.

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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer

LoLo's picture

Clarisse, I lick yo boom boom down just like that rapper Snow in the 90's.

I licka yo boom boom down!
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Leona's picture

@BellaDiva--

John 8:7
So when they continued asking Him, He raised Himself up and said to them, “He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at her first.”
John 8:6-8 (in Context) John 8 (Whole Chapter)

Put your stones down, unless you're perfect.

Get in a Bible Study so you know what the Bible really says.

Your real problem is Biblical illiteracy.

I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy

Sandbitch's picture

Like a turd bobbing in the swimming pool.

LoLo's picture

Bella, how long till you sign up as another name and start saying you LOVE gays?

Freak!
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Submitted by City Barbie on November 5, 2008 - 6:15pm.

That's one problem with Prop. 8. It did not contain in retroactivity language. The validity of the marriages that occurred is up-in-the-air.

The court's may decide that those marriages are valid but no same-sex marriages after November 4, 2008. That's how alcohol possession was handled after the passage of the Eighteenth Amendment. If the hooch was legally-owned before passage then it was legal to keep owning it.

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Clarisse's picture

Fuck off all yun's! LoLo and I are going to European an gettin murried, then we is gonna come back and move across da street from that crazy chiristian lady and have da sex on her lawn!!!!

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BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 6:07pm.
fine mother i'll go and burn some angie ho pics, i'll burn some gay flags while i'm at it hehehhehehehehehehe
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LMAO
What are you: Twelve years old?
Don't make me tell your mamma that you are trying to get involved in the adults conversation missy.

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@ putsomestankonit--

For Pete's sake, you made me have to go look it up.

I was trying to get my MF drink on. See below.

James 3:10
Out of the same mouth proceed blessing and cursing. My brethren, these things ought not to be so.
James 3:9-11 (in Context) James 3 (Whole Chapter)

Game. Set. Match.
xo

I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy

No Words's picture

Team Gay Lover!

M.E.'s picture

Potaoe salad cupcakes..

Hmm, errr...

That is a carb overdose!

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"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit." - Johnny Depp

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Fuck! Now I want potato salad.

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Sara M.

City Barbie's picture

I just can't joke about this one y'all. Being an official second class citizen hurts, sucks and is totally unnecessary. Plus, I have no less than 14 friends, 7 couples who, if this shitass piece of hate passes, will be forcibly divorced. One couple of my friends have been together 32 years and just got married in July. How would any of you haters out there like it if one day you were married with all the accompanying benefits and the next day you were forcibly single? All because a bunch of hateful jackasses took it away.

M.E.'s picture

*searches for lube*

*fumbles around for flute*

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"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit." - Johnny Depp

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Submitted by M.E. on November 5, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Did someone mention cupcakes?
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potato salad cupcakes
yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

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Submitted by jim on November 5, 2008 - 6:09pm.

GO FUCK YOURSELVES IN YOUR BONNETS!!

Pure gold, jim.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

And just to enter the religious fracas, I would just like to say that I do not believe people should have the right to say that they disagree with homosexuality because their religion says so. Gay people are born that way and there ain't fuck all that they can do about it. Homosexuality isn't a practice you can adopt or drop at will, it is a state of being that you have no control over like the colour of your skin. It is as unacceptable to say you disagree with people being gay as it is to say you disagree with people being black. People should not be discriminated against on the basis of biological characteristics that they have no control over. Racism is not acceptable in our society and neither should be homophobia regardless of what you think your religious text tells you.

And on the subject of the bible, when will people ever understand that it was written by people not God and no person can ever remove themselves from the social and cultural preoccupations of their time. If we all followed what the bible said we'd all be living in tabernacles in the desert making burnt offerings to God and giving someone one of our goats if we committed a sin against them. Wake up! The world has moved on by 2 whole thousand fukcing years since then and our social and cultural values have been reviewed over and over again since then. If you want to believe in a religion then good luck to you, but please for the love of God stop confusing it with some things that some men wrote about 2000 years about how to live in a Judaeo-Christian type way. The bible was a guide for followers of the religion to live AT THAT TIME. I'm sure none of them would believe their eyes if they knew that 2000 years on people would still be digging up their words to justify whatever bigotted view they fancied.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on November 5, 2008 - 5:55pm.

Bigots hiding behind the word Christian.

Jesus didn't tolerate hate or exculsion at least not the Jesus I learned about.

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Damn straight. Notice BellaDicka won't respond to us because she can't.

She gives the cause of Christ a bad name.

And she would likely plotz if she found out that Margaret Cho is a self-professed Christian.

I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 5, 2008 - 5:33pm.

Know why men die before their wives? Because they want to.
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TV, they don't die. They escape.

LoLo's picture

JIM! YES JIM!
YOU GO GET YOU SOME OF DAT!
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Submitted by No Words on November 5, 2008 - 6:08pm.

Mrs. K, have I told you lately that I love you?
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Aw, I wub you too
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bery bery much
mucho grande
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

LoLo's picture

Banned camp is right.
Flute in the pussy, the whole nine yards.

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putsomestankonit's picture

To whomever posted about cursing and praying with the same mouth. Its okay to swear like fuck, shit, motherfucker, asshole, cocksucker. Just never use the Lord's name in vain. Its in the Big Ten, no where in the Big Ten is swearing prohibited.

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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer

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Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 5, 2008 - 6:03pm.

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So is going on and on about it and coming after me because i don't agree
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well, you have to actually be able to "think" before you can agree or disagree, so you don't qualify.

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

I YOU NEED ME MRS. K. I AM TO KICK SOME ASS...THESE RELIGIOUS NUTS CAN'T KEEP THEIR SHIT TO THEMSELVES AND TRY TO PUSH IT ON EVERYONE ELSE AND LIVE BY CODES FROM 100000000 YEARS AGO..GO FUCK YOURSELVES IN YOUR BONNETS!!

I voted NO NO NO on 8 and I campaigned feverishly to encourage everyone else to do so as well. I guess the crazy ass right wing religious zealot morons still rule the polls in Cali...so sad :(

LoLo's picture

Look, if its gona be that kind of party Im gona stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

I lost that Beastie Boy c.d. with that on it.

Jesus was a lesbian!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 5, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 6:02pm.
hehehehehehehehe i love it, i didn't know you folks were so sensitive about the gays. great to know I have something to use
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there ya have it folks, just some old fashioned Christian love...
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Mrs. K, have I told you lately that I love you?

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BANNED CAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit." - Johnny Depp

LoLo's picture

Oh she dont hate angelina!
Hate is like bad and shit in the bible !
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fine mother i'll go and burn some angie ho pics, i'll burn some gay flags while i'm at it hehehhehehehehehehe

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Submitted by BellaDiva on November 5, 2008 - 6:02pm.
hehehehehehehehe i love it, i didn't know you folks were so sensitive about the gays. great to know I have something to use
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there ya have it folks, just some old fashioned Christian love...

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

M.E.'s picture

Did someone mention cupcakes?

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"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit." - Johnny Depp

LoLo's picture

OH I GET IT!
This is the same fucking twat waffle who likes to get banned herself and then fucking pop up and argue just for shits and giggles!

BANNED IN THE U.S.A.

TWO LIVE CREW TIMES!!

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Submitted by LoLo on November 5, 2008 - 6:04pm.

There pilgrims were gay!
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LOL! they rocked some hot ass pointy hats n robes. BYE hot bitches, dinner with the man can wait no longer!

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 5, 2008 - 6:03pm.

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So is going on and on about it and coming after me because i don't agree with it going to change anything? give it up already goodness.