Kim From "The Real Housewives Of Atlanta" Is The Future Of Music
We finally got to hear Kim's gift from god on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" last night and I hope she got a gift receipt with it, because her voice is whacked. The bitch sounds like a deaf seal who hit her head on a rock before falling into a well where she's squealing in misery. NeNe was definitely right when she said that Kim's wig is on too tight, because the bitch is delusional if she thinks that she really has a beautiful voice.
In addition to learning that Kim has a voice like a bruised mammal in pain, we also learned some other things about her. I put it in a list since everyone loves lists!
Kim Gets Botox - 30-year-old Kim has been getting Botox every 6-months since she was 24, because "white cracks." She needs to get Botox in her vocal chords to shut her ass up so we won't have to hear her sing anymore.Kim Doesn't Know The ABCs Of Music: After meeting with a vocal coach, Kim is told she doesn't know what she's doing. The vocal coach tells her she's a beautiful house with a crack in the foundation. Kim says she doesn't need to know the ABCs of music because she's a singer. No, you're a dumb fuck, not a singer.
Kim Doesn't Know Her ABCs At All: During lunch with Dallas Austin, Kim tells him about her conversation with the vocal coach. In the conversation, the vocal coach asked Kim what "2+2" is? Kim answered 4. The vocal coach then asked, "How do you spell cat?" Kim answers, "K-A-T." KAT! Sheree was also at the table and gave a look, but didn't say shit. KAT! I can't....
Kim Has Never Had Guacamole Before: Who hasn't had guacamole before?!
Kim Drinks And Drives: In one scene, Kim is playing her god awful song for Sheree in her Porsche with a big, glass of white wine in her hand. What's the number to 9-1-1?!
Kim Has A Lot Of Nerve: Kim and NeNe get into a fight, because NeNe has a sense of humor and Kim doesn't. Basically. Kim sends NeNe a mean text and calls her a "Low Budget Bitch!" Kim needs to look up the phrase "low budget," because staring back at her will be a supersized picture of her WIG!
And Sheree needs to go to the Free Clinic and get hers ears checked, because she actually said Kim has a beautiful voice. NO. You know who has a beautiful voice on that show? NeNe! She's the real music superstar of Atlanta. Above is Kim's whoreiffic warble and below is NeNe's beautiful song about Kim. You be the judge:
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you missed another stupid thing KIm did. When she texted NeNe it said "I can't believed you....bla, bla, bla" Did anyone else see that??? How can they let her drive with a glass of wine in her hand? and they obviously all drink and drive...because that is all they do... DRINK, shop, be tacky, ignorant prostitutes.... But I LOOOOOVE the show, it is like a car accident..you know you should not look, but you can't stop.
Submitted by snowpiece on November 5, 2008 - 4:41pm.
texannewlywed LMAO at your avie!
I had this show on tivo Season Pass but it's on soooo often it was taking up alot of space and I could never figure out which one was the premire epi etc so I just deleted them all, I am hoping for a marathon from start to finish, if any of you fans know when they might play all the episodes back to back please let me know, thanks
Hey Snowpiece, they usually play all the episodes before the new one...so probably 5 PM EST on Bravo. The first episode is called "Welcome Home, Welcome One" or something.
I just got back from vacation and this show was a HOT MESS this week! I think Lisa ratted out NeNe which is dumb because she was laughing her a$$ off when NeNe was singing with the rest of them.
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Whoa! That was worse than Heidi!
its bruce bitches...
theres a tightrope between kim and talent that is so long and so far and so wide...
next guess on big poppa... Larry King.. its gotta be someone half or totally deaf to set kim up with a MUSIC producer...
As usual some ho on TV gives nurses a bad name. If I were dying, I'd take my chances with a vet (the DVM kind) before I let Kim touch me.
Loved, loved, loved Nene's comment about the wig squeezing her brain. Yes, Nene can sing and Kim's jealous. Who do you think told on her? I think it was Deshawn.
Dallas Austin either had a gun to his back or he is the kindest person ever. He let Kim figure out for herself that she sucks. He never had to say a word. I was so amazed by his sweetness, I made my husband watch it.
Why can't this show be on every night? It is too good.
its bruce bitches...
Big Poppa is obviously Rush Limbaugh.. didn't he have massive hearing damage due to his oxycontin addicition???
its bruce bitches...
Can we get some wine up in here???
There is NO way Quincy Jones is big poppa. Whoever he is...he wanted to see this ho make a fool of herself on tv.
The only reason Kim fighting with NeNe is bc NeNe made fun of her "music" and the reason she escalated the fight and sent that text is b/c her session with Dallas Austin went badly and she was pissed.
Kim is so ignorant and so arrogant. I'm soo hoping at some point she get's a real shutdown.
I hope they do an aftershow show.
I sincerely doubt Quincy Jones is Big Poppa. He's been with Peggy Lipton and Nastajia Kinski. And now Kim? Please. Big Poppa must be some kind of wealthy, nouveau riche pig. I mean, even greasy, former counts in Europe can get ex-supermodels, even models. WHO would take Kim? Oh, did you catch the episode where she's telling Lady Chablis that she used to be a nurse? Yikes!
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i can't wait until the rest of them (esp. nene) hear kim sing.
who is big poppa?? we need to know!!
The preview for the next episode shows Kim on a boat-with NO WIG (I think)!
We should do a count on how many times she touches her head out of insecurity.
Okay, I have to mention this: Nov 1st I was out in Madison, and a guy tried "Pick-Up Artist" approach on me. I called him on it right away and he denied ever hearing of the show and ran away.
He he!
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Thank you MK. Love this show for how awful most of these "ladies" are.
Kim, I can't wait until that dime store wig is ripped off her bloated head. She never stops touching it. I really need to know who BIG PAPA is. Why anyone would pay for that is beyond ridiculous. I'm 35 and she could pass for my mother although my mother is pretty and has class.
Besides showing how idiotic she is for spelling cat "k-a-t" it scares me how she not only drinks cheap wine in a glass in the drivers seat of the car while smoking and lets it be filmed...seriously, that dumb whore needs to be ARRESTED (the camera guy should've called the po po). Great influence on your children.
Kim's words of wisdom (i know, i know):
"Yes kids, a perfect life consists of selling your body to some guy who doesn't want anyone to know he's banging you, chain smoke, dress trashy and cheap then make sure to drink in your car before driving off"
Kim=TRASH
That was some of the worst singing I have ever heard. It sucked big, sweaty, musty gymshort balls to be exact.
And I thought Jo DeLa Rosa from the OC Housewives sang like the undead. Oh no.....Kim's got her way beat.
What kinda to' up ho need Botox at 24? No, ho is 45 if she's a day...which would mean she started getting Hotox (typo but it's staying in all its Freudian awesomeness) at a normal age....HO!
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pure comedy! that was excruiating, and i think i even kinda felt embarrased for kim! oh well, and the more i read into it the more i read that nene is a former stripper who left the pole and government housing for the gated communites when she met gregg. how very pretty woman of her! i love this ho!
I still don't believe that bitch is only 30 cause you shouldn't need botox at 30 unless you've lived a long and hard life and it's obvious that Kim has never worked a day in her life! (well apart from sucking big daddy's dick)
NeNe should be added to MK's list of muses (rojo caliente, phoebe price...etc). She is the only reason I can stomach the show and she really deserves a show of her own. Love her, and I hope before the season ends everyone sees Sheree's true colors and turns on her.
J'adore Nene. (Don't you like her husband, too?)
What about Kim's singing!!!!
And the Lady Chablis lying and saying how great she sounded! (Nene is right; they are "fake bitches." Didn't they learn anything from "Mean Girls"? And who is Lady Chablis and who is her man that anyone would be jealous of her? No wonder he dumped her tranny butt.)
Kim is a pig, Lady Chablis is evil, DeShawn is trying to climb but her hands are too greasy, Lisa is pretty, and I need to get a life.
(And Nene's husband, while trying to explain fractions to her and their son, asks her, "Wouldn't you rather have 1/2 instead of 2/3 of a pie?", and she replies, "Well, it depends on what's in the pie.")
Also, Nene can sing even when she's drunk.
does kim sing a little like the blonde chick in that shannen dougherty tv movie "friends til the end" or is that just me? best movie, btw.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 5, 2008 - 7:16pm.
I know that's right--a twobit brownie.
This hag reeks. Same sized ego as Diddy. Maybe he's Big Poppa.
Heya jiggywiggles...MyTwoCents
Rest assured though, had there been Funyuns at Woollies I would've grabbed some.--Sandbitch
all the guacamole I've had tastes like nachos in a dip. so amazing I love it. and she sounds like ass.
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I have never had Guacamole either, I don't like the way it looks.
Nene sings 10.000 better than Kim.
Who the fuck is Big Poppa?? why is a rich dude, having a Ho like this? I'm 27 years old, I look half this ho 's age, I sing better , I look better and I'm not that High manteinance, WTF?
I cannot believe you have me watching that show, but damn NeNe is awesome!
When she was like "Kim has been manipulated, and her wig was squeezing her brain..." I almost fell over.
And NeNe actually can sing! She should be up for Hot Slut of the month! She's gold. Tv Gold.
It's all so clear to me now why Big Poppa won't reveal himself. LOLOL
Submitted by jiggywiddit on November 5, 2008 - 7:12pm.
She was dressed up? For scrubbing toilets?
>bitch should've sung into a toilet bowl, it just might have given the sound guys something to work with.
Submitted by devilgirl on November 5, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Kim has never had guacamole because she is an idiot bitch
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My former roomie never ate guacamole because a pelican shat on her face at the beach, and she swore it looked just like guacamole, red and green chunks and all.
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Heya jiggywiggles...MyTwoCents
Rest assured though, had there been Funyuns at Woollies I would've grabbed some.--Sandbitch
All I gotta say is that has to be one helluva favor that Dallas owes big poppa.
I was never so embarrased for anyone in all my life. That being said, this is hands down the best show I've seen.
Thanks MK, I've been looking for a place to gossip about this show!!
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Wow. You're good. Don't gell my husband waht I do everyday all day long. LOL!!
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 5, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Bitch actually thought that dressing up
She was dressed up? For scrubbing toilets?
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Heya jiggywiggles...MyTwoCents
Rest assured though, had there been Funyuns at Woollies I would've grabbed some.--Sandbitch
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Dangit!! I guess I'll give this show a try since Michael k and my fellow Dlisters are really into it. I just hope it doesn't kill my last 4 brain cells. I still need them for work.
"Washington Insider"..."take on my own party" ... "bipartisan"..."joe six pack"..."hockey mom"... "Maverick!"
okay: THANK YOU that's great, I knew some cool dlister would give me the scoop ♥♥♥♥
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My cat is crying in pain here! Shame on you MK - how was I supposed to know it would be THIS BAD? jeez :(
Submitted by missy on November 5, 2008 - 4:59pm.
"Kim has never had guacamole before."
theyre something off about people who've never eaten soething relatively common.
LOL, well there must be something off about me then, cuz I've never had guacamole either. To me it looks like green baby shit on a platter...no thanks. I've also never had pumpkin pie for that very same reason, (baked diarrhea in a pie-plate). Yeah okay...I AM a little strange, lmao.
Oh my God- I'm so freagin' embarrassed for her!
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I hate bitches like her.
I'm fucking opera singer... lame asses like KIM make it reeeeaaallly hard to be respected by ANYONE.
MEEEHHHH! SHE UGLY, TOO!
MANDO
Hahahahaha! I just watched that clip. How the hell did that producer keep a straight face when she was wailing into the microphone?
Who the fuck told her she had a remotely OK singing voice? And where did she get her wig? Ricky's in NYC?
NeNe is right Kim can't sing. even Dallas said for Kim to get traiing.
NeNe can sing.
shittttttttttttttt ne ne can carry a tune way better than kim.. her wig looks cheaper than britney's pink one!
Everyone thinks they can sing
but they dotn know how the studio is actually worked.
she has no talent
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Did anyone else catch it when the guy in the sound room took off his headphones?? I was dying laughing. I'm pretty sure he's heard plenty dying cats warble but Kim was too much to ber.a
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OMG thank you mK for breaking all that shit down. You have keen ears and eyes like me because I caught all of that shit last night. Hilarious! I can't wait until Sheree and Kim have their falling out so NeNe can rub that shit in their faces.
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Bitch actually thought that dressing up and walking into a recording studio would transform her into a singer? Gotta love reality tv. How else would we get to see bints like this die in the arse like that.
"I can't be doin' this if my hair looks crazy"
Kim has never had guacamole because she is an idiot bitch who doesn't even know how to spell cat! K-A-T. What a white trash retard!
hmm gota make me some guacamole... damn that NeNe is so gethofunny..
The truth is, all of the bitches on this show are fake and disillusion. I was born and raised in Atlanta and know people to fit each and every one of their personalities. The bitches in the "A" are brutal and will smile in your face while talking shit about you, f*cking your old man and shopping for your shoes. I hate it here : /
This is by far the most interesting 'Real Housewives' spin off though-that much I will say!
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"I like your posts but sometimes they make me feel like I'm on drugs." - by speakit on September 26, 2008
So who the fuck is Big Poppa?
The fact that NeNe said that Dallas Austin was doing this as a favor to Big Poppa leads me to believe that Big Poppa is not a CPA or nuerosurgeon.
I have heard the rumor he is Quincy Jones --- anyone else got a guess?
Submitted by oklahoma: "OMG did anyone watch the Dr 90210 monday night episode.. Did Hayley leave Dr Rey??"
I don't watch that show, but every time Joel McHale shows a clip of Dr. Rey, I can't believe he's straight. He's a tube of lip gloss away from being Bobby Trendy, I swear.
Or maybe the guys in California really are just more in touch with their feminine side.
Either way... NO THANKS.
Submitted by missy on November 5, 2008 - 4:59pm.
"Kim has never had guacamole before."
theyre something off about people who've never eaten soething relatively common.
I knew a dude who never had a peach in his whole life. Who the fuck has never had a peach? I dont trust em.
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LMAO!!!!!!! Now that's funny!! I totally agree.. Wtf.. no peaches, no guacamole.. moley moley moley.. lock em in a basement!!