Afternoon Crumbs

Yogurt Cat!!
Ruh-roh - Spaghetti Cat's got competition.

Well Topanga, I gots a boobie problem.. I mean these fuckers like to sneak and peak out of my brazziere! i'll get a C, which is what I think I wear.. Then I'll have to loosen the straps some, which makes the cup fit a lil better.. So do they sell C 1/2's?? Like I'm clueless to this world of bra's.. But I know a D would be waay too big..

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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!

hey they freaks on today's Caption This just called to book a date for the RV tour.

I could make pipes from the empty beer cans...nothing like recycling!!!

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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

Submitted by oklahoma on November 5, 2008 - 3:52pm.

@LCT.. I think the snow I get from you will melt instantly due to that spectacular Avie you have.. Mmmmmuahahaaa (that was a sensual Muah)
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I agree. Orlando Bloom = My girl button is doing a funny twitch/throb thing

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 5, 2008 - 3:50pm.

People don't much buy condoms in Pennsylvania either. Or all those people with little ones streaming in and out of the WIC office and all the young mothers with three little brats and one in the oven at Wal-Mart have led me to believe.

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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer

Missy!!!
Buddy is Mrs K.s dogs doppleganger!!!!!

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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John

I sure do Oklahoma.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

@LCT.. I think the snow I get from you will melt instantly due to that spectacular Avie you have.. Mmmmmuahahaaa (that was a sensual Muah)

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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!

Hoffalina,
I miss you like a chafed bumhole misses Vaseline.

Submitted by missy on November 5, 2008 - 3:44pm.

LCT - absolutely doll. The handpainted condoms are sure to be a hit.
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Nice. We can't do this in Hollywood though. People don't buy condoms in Hollywood. Let's go to Pennsylvania!

aww, I love the cat!
can I join the bus tour?
I will suck for food money!

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

OOOKIIIEEEEEEE ME HEARTIE!!!!!! Can I send you snow?

Well OK Missy!!!

@Topanga.. you work at victoria secret?? right???

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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!

Avril Lavigne does SUCK. I haaate her goddamit I hate her!*in Cartman's voice* lol

I wish I was high right now!

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James Franco is a hot piece...but I'm gonna need him to stop shopping at Burlington Coat Factory asap!

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

hahahahhahahaha okie, you were already in.. the bearskin rollies with nekkid ladies only sweetened the deal
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Oh and I want in on the Magical Dlistery Tour too!
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oh *raises hand* me too, I wanna go. Lets see here, What can I sell.. Oh yes!! Rolling papers, made from bear skin.. ya know, cause I'm indian.. And it will have lil pictures of naked girls on em.. yeah!!!!

Will that do?? Does that buy my ticket on??
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Hi LCT!!!!!!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 5, 2008 - 3:39pm.

If I remember correctly Miranda Richardson went for about three weeks without washing her hair. It was when she was nominated for an Oscar in the early 90's and was in L.A. She was waiting for her hairdresser to arrive since she didn't trust any of the American stylists to touch her hair.

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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer

LCT - absolutely doll. The handpainted condoms are sure to be a hit.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

missy can I come with you? I'll sell beaded socks and hand-painted condoms out of the gypsy RV.

"Steel Panther"??? Wasn't that the name of Wahlberg's band in Rock Star???

And whaddaya know...Pam's roots come-a-calling.

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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

Submitted by snowpiece on November 5, 2008 - 3:39pm.

have you seen the cityrag dudes dog, Buddy? I LOVE HIM!!!!! BUDDY THE WONDER DOG!!

http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/buddy_the_wonder_dog/index.html

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Leo.. "well I USED to have girl problems, like in Highschool. but now they love me, hell, I love me.. me,, love,, I love me" lol.. well I suspect that's what he said..

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Damn...Cindy Crawfords face looks weird, but those abs of hers, wow!

Yogurt box cat? Do I smell a Hot Slut nom?

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Sara M.

"Avril we guarantee this won't show up on youtube or TMZ". LOL.

I would LOVE to live in an RV. Like a nice one that I travelled in. SIGN ME UP IM A GYPSIE!

oh, and Avril - BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! ahahahahaa YOU SUCK!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

My cats are too lazy to do anything other than poop and eat let alone do something adorable. The bastards.

Pam loves living in a trailer? Shocking.

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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer

http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2008/04/may-the-cutest.html

for all you dlisted kitten freaks, these are actually so cute
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SIX WEEKS.

nasty!

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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
- Gordon Lightfoot

Franco...puff, puff, GIVE, dammit!!!

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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

Awww it looks like the kitty is wearing white dainty gloves.

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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play

"I haven't washed my hair in about six weeks. It's disgusting."

I REAAAALLY hope he is just being glib. *pssst, i said glib!*

GLIB GLIB GLIB!

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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John

Because I am pooping rainbows today, I wanna feel like Franco looks right now.
Wow, love the Stoner HollyWeird.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Me likey that MK posts all the Robert Pattinson stories.

Yogurt cat is adorable!

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥

miseralba is high too
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i