Wednesday, November 5th 2008
What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
This is what happens when you don't eat for 12 hours straight! It starts to fuck with your eyesight. You know Fishsticks Paltrow thinks she looks all fashion-forward and shit, the same way Posh feels when she wears 2 foot tall chopsticks heels. Sorry, Fishy. You're wearing your private shit on the outside, I can see your panties and your shoes look like leather vulvas.
Besides, this hot bitch did it better:
Here's Fishy being slimy at the premiere of "Two Lovers" in Paris last night.
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That dress looks like an undergarment circa 1890. Her shoes are awful. Can't she afford to pay a stylist to avoid these sorts of fashion faux pas?
Besides everything else, the dress doesn't even suit her shape, or lack thereof.
"This week on GOOP, learn how to look like a malformed scrotum. It's sooo European. I would know. I'm better than you."
Cute enough. Could be way better though...
But yeah, cute.
I always liked Gwyneth, even when she was hanging by a pool with Brad, both of them naked; but after 'Iron man'- I love her. Go Pepper Potts!
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Keep god out of California
She's on the snatch patch.
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
*runs those shoes through the wood chipper*
Sorry 'bout your feet, Fishy. They had to be destroyed before they spawned some peep-toe tennies or something even more hideous.
Oh maid we need turn down service in room 510, oh wait a minute its Fishsticks! Sorry its just that you look like the help here in the hotel. Toodles luv.
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And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
I kinda like the white dress with the black on top
but the bottom peak like around her crotch area totally destroyed the dress.
it totally caughts everyone attention to her crotch.
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Please... she is the epitomy of pretentiousness, still! I bet she is so pleased with herself with her tack-o-ramma outfit, thinking she is so avant-garde! The shoes are equally as hid! She probably thinks she can speak french, too! Can't stand her!
Is that another of Katie Holmes' creations?
Submitted by Hekki on November 5, 2008 - 5:24pm.
And she needs to touch up her roots.
She's been hanging out with Madonna too much! The "roots" thing must be some kind of statement.
The dress is ridic.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ewww, WTF? That outfit is all kinds of wrong!
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Yep! She should take that off immediately. Like now. Right now. Damn it this isn't one of those kind of sites is it.
She's still pretty hot. Definately wood.
Her shoes suck!
*gak*
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hey mk that hot bitch really did where it betta....
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Don't like the shoes and I don't see her undies...but otherwise, Paltrow can do no wrong.
Another one with no discernible top lip.
Salem, I like her too....I want her hubby and kids...lol
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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
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Give my Nana back her panties bitch!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by booyah: "Is Karl somewhere stooped over a blackberry laughing his ass off saying "you owe me ten bucks, bitch, she wore it" to Vadge?"
Probably! I can totally picture that!
WTF? you can see her panties! and the shoes? and socks? are you kidding me, Fishy?****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
FAIL!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Leave Fishsticks Paltrow ALONE! I like fishy. She really won me over with Iron Man, in interviews she seemed much more laid back, and even had a sense of humor!
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
But seriously - wtf is she wearing?
I have to admit she hasn't looked this good for a long time, and I don't mean the outfit. I don't like her now but I liked her in films like "A Perfect Murder" and "Se7en". She was pretty then and not so annoying.
Wow.
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
Submitted by Hekki on November 5, 2008 - 5:28pm.
And ANOTHER THING. What's with the black nail polish?
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Are we sure it's polish?
Could be malnutrition. It happens.
I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy
She has been hanging around Vadge too long. It didn't work for Vadge, and it ain't working for you Fishsticks. Jean Paul Gaultier strikes again? Or is this another Karl Lagerfeld abomination? Is Karl somewhere stooped over a blackberry laughing his ass off saying "you owe me ten bucks, bitch, she wore it" to Vadge?
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Team Cloris. Vote Bitches!
I WANT to see what Joaquin was wearing!
LOL@whoever said Crotch Flap!
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Bye! Good
I was watching fishy on PBS the other day palling around with Mario. I wanted to scratch my eyes out. Now I think I actually will.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I love the urine-coloured stain beside her feet.
Makes me want to throw on a pair of mom jeans.
I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy
Oh, the dress IS bad. The lace parts are see-through. Just noticed it.
No wonder she needed a Doctor to tell her what to do, bitch can't even dress herself.
I would be exhausted to working so hard to be so hideous.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
It looks like she has a big ol' Frank N. Furter applique ironed onto that dress. What the fuck.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
HOOOOLD on mister! "leather vulvas" should be spelled "leatha vuvlvas" you know you're thinking it! haha
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OMFG Mopa - the napkin thing is too funny!!!
Submitted by Mopa
"... with that black crotch flap it looks like she is wearing an old fashioned sanitary napkin with the waist belt...."
if the dress didn't have the black shit on it, she'd look great!
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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
- Gordon Lightfoot
I know she's very bland, but she could be such a stunner and with her body can wear lots of great clothes. Instead she shows up with this. It's laughable!
I'm showing my age here, but with that black crotch flap it looks like she is wearing an old fashioned sanitary napkin with the waist belt. It was back before they thought of the adhesive strips. You wore a belt around your waste with a big long pad you connected to the front and back of the belt. She looks like her back hook came undone.
I'm sure you are dying for a pic, so here it is...
http://the64dollarquestion.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/maxi-pads-2-045.j...
Ahhhhh, the good ole' days!
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And ANOTHER THING. What's with the black nail polish? Why Gwyneth tries so hard to be all edgy with the goth shit every so often... I don't understand it. Is it so awful to be a pretty blonde that you have to be rebellious and avant-garde or something? Why? Just enjoy buying luxurious things and leave the grunge style to the young folk who can't afford anything else. Sheesh.
ugly i mean really really ugly
I think she looks pretty, but her outfit is hideous.
We should all get together and smack some sense into her.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
THE SHOES AND SOCKS ARE EFFING KILLING ME.
And I'm not usually a "fashion police" kind of girl.
Fuggity fug fug.
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i don't know what to hate first. the dress or shoes. a coordinated disaster of FISHY proportions
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God, she tries way too hard and ends up looking ridiculous. And those shoes are fucking hideous.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
It's not even the dress so much as the weird Joan Crawford shoes with the little tennis socks. And she needs to touch up her roots.
That is all.