Wednesday, November 5th 2008
What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
This is what happens when you don't eat for 12 hours straight! It starts to fuck with your eyesight. You know Fishsticks Paltrow thinks she looks all fashion-forward and shit, the same way Posh feels when she wears 2 foot tall chopsticks heels. Sorry, Fishy. You're wearing your private shit on the outside, I can see your panties and your shoes look like leather vulvas.
Besides, this hot bitch did it better:
Here's Fishy being slimy at the premiere of "Two Lovers" in Paris last night.
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Sorry, but I love the shoes. The dress should immediately be burned.
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Ok, on second look (and at the advice of my fellow DListers) I will hazard a guess that this dress could look really good if it wasn't for the ensemble. I can't figure out the industrial strength looking undergarments and the shoes with socks? Or the shoes that LOOK like they have socks....? Just no.
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What in the Hell-in-rubinstein-foundation is she wearing??
i can't believe she thinks she can preach on how to look good...
her skin is awful! like one of those before laser resurfacing ads.. all dry and patchy... and she already has on shit loads of make up there.
I hate this bitch's fashion sense almost as much as the smug look sprawled across her razor thin lips. This is one fishstick that needs tossed the fuck back in the sea.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
For as much as I don't like this dress, I have to say.... it's not much worse than that frock Michelle Obama wore the other night! What the hell is up with the splotchy red and black dress? That is NOT what you think of when you think "first lady". She needs to get back to her JCrew suits. Atleast Gwyn is a hollywood celebrity... she can get away with weird fashion.
Submitted by Wyle E on November 6, 2008 - 7:12am.
i'll be the first to say i know nothing about fashion, but.... do they have peyote in australia? 'cause i just don't get it!LOL!
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I think she looks awesome in this dress. Its such a weird dress but I love it!
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I like the dress,its just on the wrong bitch.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Michael: there are days when you make me chuckle and there are days when you make me spit food out of my nose because I am laughing so hard. Today is the latter.
This outfit would have worked better with black underwear, white just looks like she forgot it was see-through.
Submitted by sushi on November 5, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Ah you had me at ''fuckpig'' *tear*
Anyone remember when back in the day people were calling her ''Gwynnie'' *gag*
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
I would really like to slap that smug little smile off her fishy mug...stupid, pretentious little ho.
Fishy sucks.
Sushi, you are spot on! TITS has me cracking up with her 'oh, maid' comment.
I really hate that fuckpig. There's nothing redeeming about her. She's not that good-looking, has flapjack tits, is an arrogant gas bag who knows fucking nothing, and cavorts with Jay-Z, someone she would fucking call the cops on if it wasn't for his wealth. She really can't act worth a shit either. Fuck her!
Can I say something half "nice"? I think this outfit would've looked/worked on Halloween. But that's pretty much it! hehe. (goes back to the corner)
Coma Caca!!
Why exactly is this woman famous? She's not that good an actress. I see better looking women on the train every day. So why is this bitch on magazine covers talking about her magical life?
*Pouring old, stale white flour in tiger mouth*...Yep, waaaay more FLAVAH than Fishsticks...
You know I used to think watching boring people try to be interesting was amusing until this bland piece of blandness chalk dusty blandy McBland bland came along....Watching this bitch do anything more than 30 seconds makes me long for the fascination of watching my toenails grow....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by ainsley on November 5, 2008 - 8:18pm.
This outfit, ugly as it is, is the least of this bitches worries. Her face and complete lack of talent would be a better place to start.
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Submitted by angel_i on November 5, 2008 - 8:41pm.
OMG I am only slightly ashamed to say I have that bikini shirtdress - I got it at my baby shower;p
I am rather pleased to say that I never even would have conceived of Paltrow's dress if it were not for her wearing it. ICK!
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Yeah, right...You're wearing that shit right now, arentcha?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OMG I am only slightly ashamed to say I have that bikini shirtdress - I got it at my baby shower;p
I am rather pleased to say that I never even would have conceived of Paltrow's dress if it were not for her wearing it. ICK!
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She always has the same look on her face. A look of "hmmm, you people are dirty and I'm better than you". Her outfit made me laugh out loud.
Fashion risks are over-rated. Why you ask? I give you exhibit A....
While I really enjoy ripping celebrity ho's who make themselves look stupid, even when Fishy looks ridiculous she's still so bland, it's no fun...She's a Fishy fun sucker. She sucks the fun out of everything...And I'm starting to think she does it on purpose! BAD FISHY!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Fashion victim, as well as one of her own pretentiousness. I also hate that knock-kneed, pigeon-toed pose. As if she's just so shy and unprepossessing. Did anyone see her silly husband on SNL? I was worried he was going to sink the presidential race for Obama. Um, Chris, he doesn't need your support, especially since you're a tool and you can't even vote in the States.
This outfit, ugly as it is, is the least of this bitches worries. Her face and complete lack of talent would be a better place to start.
She has the worst fashion sense - like none whatsoever... And she thinks she's so cute - NOT!! LOL!
I am ashamed. While I adamantly loathe Fishsticks for all eternity...I kind-of love the dress. I've always fantasized about seeing a dress like this, and here it is.
Would NEVER have thought of those awful bikini t-shirts though. Hilarious!
fug. the big black super absorbent looking crotch pad in front is vile.
is she wearing running sox with those boots?
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
Jesus on ice skates!
She's too old for that sh*t....
AND she's a mother of two, for crying out loud!
Actually, I'd be willing to overlook it all if her films were better.
He's handsome. I just saw his profile with lots of sexy pics on the FREE and HOT WEALTHY&SEXY dating site called ★★★★__ D a t e R i c h S i n g l e S. C o m__ ★★★★where wealthy and beauty find each other
Peter Pan is laughing his ass off at those shoes.
MOPA and that old-fashioned sanitary napkin thing. Thank you. I can't stop laughing. HAHA!
Oh, that's hilarious. What a tool she has become.
Who made the dress? I think I like it but it needs to go with different hair, jewelry and shoes. The shoes belong under pants or on a much younger woman. Her hair is ridiculous with that get-up. Save it for the gym, Paltro. The worst part of this hilarious ensemble are the two pieces of diamond jewelry, which don't go together at all, are overkill, ostentatious, and let you know she's a snobby twat.
On the plus side, she's not wearing fur.
Ugly clothes and ugly shoes. But I still like her. Try to dress a little more appropriately Gwyneth!
FAIL!
Poor Fishy always trying to be edgy.
Submitted by Mopa on November 5, 2008 - 5:28pm.
I'm showing my age here,
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OH MY DOG!! remember the safety pins that came with the pad from a dispenser?
and how the belt would get all stained and nasty and the elastic never lasted?
that was awful. never had to use those for long as adhesives came out soon after i started - never trusted those at first they never 'stuck' to the panties well at first.
kids these days have it so easy eh?
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I kind of like it...the boots ruin it, though.
Submitted by Sheeps on November 5, 2008 - 6:26pm.
This is the flick where she plays Joaquin Phoenix's young lover.
She deserves an Oscar if she can pull that off convincingly.
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I could pull it off convincingly. I'm kinda down with his harelip.
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maybe she thought it was still Halloween? Wants to be a slutty maid or something... Butt ugly shoes indeed....no wait, butts are much cuter!
Looks like an apron in front. Low rent french maid.
are those ankle socks? i half expect to see a pom pom on the heel.
epic fail.
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This is the flick where she plays Joaquin Phoenix's young lover. She deserves an Oscar if she can pull that off convincingly.
Fucking lame.
This was some pretentious designer's idea of salvaging the dress when he/she realized that he/she ran out of fabric. Epic fail.
What's up with shoe designers these days..oh my gwad.. oh and I did like her as Pepper
Please. This "WTF Kind of Outfit is this?" deserves further recognition. How about a November nomination for Hot Slut of the Month?
not age appropriate and I guess she is trying to be sexy but not really.confusled. :\
AhhhH! That scared me a little.
She looks like a Gaultier perfume bottle with fugly shoes. What the hell kind of shoes are those, anyway?
I never thought I would say this but Fishfingers looks better from the neck up today.