Blaaaake Is Out Of The Chokey!!
After being locked up for almost a year, Amy Wino's prince crackie is out of the slammer! Blaaake busted out of prison in Suffolk today wearing an electronic tag. He doesn't get to return to his crack den just yet. As part of the terms of his early release, Blaaake will go straight into a rehab facility, where he has to complete some kind of program.
The Crackie of Camden, who is believed to be getting some lung work done at THE CLINIC, wasn't there to welcome her husband back into the wild. Something in the milk ain't clean about this. The crack rock of her eye is free (sort-of) and she's not there to deafen the ears of everyone with her "BLAAAAAKE" call?!
You know the drug dealers in London are fucking rejoicing. Back in business!
Source: Daily Mail
Submitted by Richard Strangdog
that's not good, oh Wino, you are worse that Brit now, scary!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
In related news drug dealers all over London were heard to say
"Blimey we're in the money now, let's go buy us a boat."
Back to you Ted.
http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/index.aspx?postID=4652
So much for a well-behaved Crackmunk.........
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He's handsome. I just saw his profile with lots of sexy pics on the FREE and HOT WEALTHY&SEXY dating site called ★★★★__ D a t e R i c h S i n g l e S. C o m__ ★★★★where wealthy and beauty find each other
GROSS!
yay for AMY
she can suck on dick now!
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Out of the chokey?
Are you sure he wasn't freshly dug up from the cemetery?
Oooh what a dreamboat - gak.
gawd, picturing Dreamboat Pete and Blake in the tub together makes me think of the Ren and Stimpy episode "Don't whizz on the electric fence" when Sven and Stimpy are in the litter box.
I don't know, maybe Amy has cataracts?
I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy
oooh I just want to wash him and moisturise him. Him and Dreamboat. I could bath them together. Imagine the colour of the water....
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Submitted by madam ex on November 5, 2008 - 4:41pm.
reread my post, baby doll.
it was in response to wolfyman's question:
"Is anyone else sick of heroine junkies getting press? They need rehab."
And anyway, Amy is not a junkie/addict. She's a beautiful multitalented girl with some, um, er, ah, issues, yeah that's it, she's got issues.
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
YESSS MS. K, Im so tired of junkies/addicts getting top priority for press. It just shows what the world has come to. Despicable (in Daffy Duck voice)
well that didn't take long
http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Dizzamm, what the fuck is that????
Uhmmmmm....what's that mess on his lips.
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Submitted by wolfyMan on November 5, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Is anyone else sick of heroine junkies getting press? They need rehab.
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Amy is a heroine? What did she do...save a baby or some old people from a burning building?
Go Amy GO
Team Wino
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
Breaking News: Price of crack has reached all time highs in the UK with the release of Blake, demand is far exceeding supply. In other news, Amy and Blake have been invited to perform at Obama's inaguration. It's strictly a BYOC event!
_Submitted by wolfyMan on November 5, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Cut that crap out man!
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Is anyone else sick of heroine junkies getting press? They need rehab.
Check out my blog:
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Now the countdown for Amy will really begin....
STAY AWAY FROM HIM AMY!
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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Run Amy Run!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Sassy on November 5, 2008 - 2:17pm.
he looks like he smells of sour milk and poop.
Oh. my. god! That's one of the funnier things I've read here!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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soooo I'm calling it 6 months till one of these bitches checks out for good
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart.Blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
Nanners: Yes, Nicole was a stick and prob a coke head but Amy's the crackiest of them all!
i hope she doesn't get preggers.
Submitted by kdracofan on November 5, 2008 - 2:08pm.
but can she EVEN get preggers in her condition?
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Hey, if Nicole "Stick Figure" Ritchie can get preggo all bets are off.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by molly2008 on November 5, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Come on molly, do you really think he was on a millionaire dating site? stop it with this shit. do you paid per post?
he looks like he smells of sour milk and poop.
Nanners on November 5, 2008 - 1:11pm.
What kind of fuckery is this?
Blaaaaaake was supposed to die of an overdose/rectal trauma in prison!
She'll probably get pregnant now...
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omg nanners (hello by the way) that would be so truly sad if she was to get preggers...but can she EVEN get preggers in her condition?
in this pic he looks dead, but i seriously think blake could have been a decent looking guy if he wasnt such a hard core drug addict. i think if he washed, gained a little muscle tone, got his teeth fixed & actually took care of himself, he wouldnt be all that bad. i think they both used to look attractive before they lost their minds. check it out...
http://i26.tinypic.com/34xly5k.jpg
Cracktastic!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 5, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Ooooh yeah.
It's like you can read my mind.
I once hooked up with a hot younger guy. It turned into a relationship...until I discovered he collected GI Joes, WWF, and Star Wars figures!
All in the original packaging, of course.
Creepy.
I get itchy just looking at him.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
run for the hills Amy. he'll need money.
That ugly mofo is in some desperate need of some chapstick!
Jill,
And he'd have a proud collection of action figures (still in the original packaging) and comic books.
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 5, 2008 - 12:42pm.
first Obama elected, now Blaaaaake set free?
whoa!
PSL didn't you know that was one of Obama's campaign promises? ;P "First thing, upon being elected I will do all that is in my power and our country's power, to set Blaaaaaaaaaaake free"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
GROSSNESS!
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
If he was an American he would still be living with his elderly mom, riding his bicycle to work at Radio Shack, and listening to Polka Party on the radio come Sunday morning. He would be wearing whitey tighties and Thom Mcan shoes to compliment the rest of his Kmart wardrobe, and his favorite dish would be Kraft Dinner washed down with a tall glass of buttermilk.
(That's what I can see in his face)
Instead, he married a famous UK crackie and became a jailbird.
Noooo!!! He'll just ruin Amy again! So sad.
What kind of fuckery is this?
Blaaaaaake was supposed to die of an overdose/rectal trauma in prison!
She'll probably get pregnant now...
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Hide your crack! BLAAAAAAAKE is free!
You know how there are some people who the longer you look at them the more attractive you start to think they are. Well, he sure as hell isn't one of those people.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by LoLo on November 5, 2008 - 12:50pm.
God damn it he is so fucking NASTY!
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeezus i could not handle that mug trying to kiss me Oh MAH GAWD bluuuuuuuggg PUKE!
PUKE!
Admit it, your panties are moist right now at the thought of his yellow crooked teeth and his diseased tongue making a play for your mouth.
He is the definiton of sex!
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
In addition to drug counseling, British police made him "promise to behave" and to "stay out of trouble," sealed with a pinkie-shake.
Blake and Wino have to be the most beautiful and photogenic couple in the world.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Goddamn he is homely! And that's saying something nice. just.ewwwwwww.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Ill be keeping my eye on you blake-o. dont fuck with the wino asshole.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
How sad. The little crackie cannot pull herself away from the pipe long enough to visit Blaaaaaaaaaaaake.
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
God damn it he is so fucking NASTY!
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeezus i could not handle that mug trying to kiss me Oh MAH GAWD bluuuuuuuggg PUKE!
PUKE!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Jesus. Is that a recent pic? Between him & Wino, that should scare everyone straight!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Woohoo! Crazy train times!
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RIP Pepper ♥