Morning Wood

Gross Steve, just gross. what an exhibitionist, knowing that he is being filmed and bending over pretending to stretch over and over.
what the hell? If I was walking around the park with kids, i think that i would smack his ass with a thorny stick. hahaha. what a kinko.

His left seed pokes out when he bends over.

I've seen his profile on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.

Nobody calls the popo on him? This is a joke right? He doesn't actually run pantless? Anyone in NYC actually seen him?

I'm dumbfounded.

He should be arrested.

Droppin Kids Off in the Pool

He's handsome. I just saw his profile with lots of sexy pics on the FREE and HOT WEALTHY&SEXY dating site called ★★★★__ D a t e R i c h S i n g l e S. C o m__ ★★★★where wealthy and beauty find each other

Pink: "I left a cigarette in the oven mitt."

Is that code for something?

I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office.--Diddy

Love me some Jack Black! And I really liked the song, too.

I'm truly happy for Brit. Since her dad has taken over, she seems to be staying on her meds and leveling out. She's back in shape and spending time with her kids. She looks very happy in the pictures. I know someone who is bipolar, and when you are not on meds - wow.

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Fakefakefakefake. What, is Steve Gutenberg coming out with a new movie or something? He's cute, though.

And I hate Pigez Hilton, too. I used to go to his site YEARS ago, before he got all big and piggy and conceited. But luckily, I discovered Dlisted and forgot all about that loser.

Looks like this is all around the ramble. Maybe he was getting his salad tossed. This doesn't surprise me. f-ing HI-larious!

This is a joke right? Gays can't marry but Steve Gutenberg can run through the park swinging this shit around?

Who goes and has a quickie after all that? He's as whacky as she is.

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"...change has come to America."

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 5, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by TheDrizzle on November 5, 2008 - 1:31pm.
The best Guttenberg ever is showcased in the deliciously flaming fiasco "Can't Stop the Music" with the Village People and Valerie Perrine, directed by Nancy Walker.
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I think we all know what is going straight to the top of my netflix queue!!!!

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Submitted by M.E. on November 5, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Can't Stop the Music?

What fucking rock was I raised under? How was this treasure of comedy gold not shown to me?

That is it. My parents are dead to me!
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Mrs. K. AND M.E.,

Mere words cannot describe this cinematic debacle that is a combination of Xanadu, Solid Gold, any Busby Berkeley musical and your garden variety gay porno (pick any one such as "The Pizza Boy Delivers", -- Note: had a dear gay roommate back in the day, so I've pretty much seen them all.)

Also note: Bruce Jenner made his movie debut in this one, along with the Village People, and it's directed by Nancy Walker (Rhoda's mother, and the "Bounty Lady"). Just the musical / dance number alone set in the Y.M.C.A. with syncronized swimmers makes the whole thing worth watching.

Re: Steve's character -- he's a frustrated composer who can't keep a job and seems to not be able to perform sexually until he composes a masterpiece. His sexuality in the film is not really defined (go figure).

Urgh, steve whatshisname running in the nude is so gross. Whatever he has for breakfast, i don't want any!!

WTF!?

I don't know if we've been Punk'd, but we have certianly been JackAss'd!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Ok, fine. That's the happiest smile I've seen on Cheetozilla in a long time. There. I said it.

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!

Submitted by TheDrizzle on November 5, 2008 - 1:31pm.
The best Guttenberg ever is showcased in the deliciously flaming fiasco "Can't Stop the Music" with the Village People and Valerie Perrine, directed by Nancy Walker.
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I think we all know what is going straight to the top of my netflix queue!!!!

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

Yeah - it HAS to be a joke - he manages to stop everywhere they set up? As if!

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!

Can't Stop the Music?

What fucking rock was I raised under? How was this treasure of comedy gold not shown to me?

That is it. My parents are dead to me!

Vadge - are they making another Jackass and we don't know about it and he's a guest in this prank?

Seriously, it HAS to be a joke.

Otherwise I'm really uncomfortable.

*nervous giggle*

Submitted by M.E. on November 5, 2008 - 12:58pm.

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I am wondering the same thing? Was this a joke? Because otherwise it's really disturbing to me!

♥ I'm taking requests...♥

The best Guttenberg ever is showcased in the deliciously flaming fiasco "Can't Stop the Music" with the Village People and Valerie Perrine, directed by Nancy Walker.

Here's Steve roller-boogying in skin tight white pants through the streets of NYC in the legendary opening credit sequence:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4IQQQ8JO2E

SERIOUSLY -- words cannot describe the hot mess that is this movie.

I saw his profile on millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

Jesus I hate that fat Pigez. I hope his readers abandon him after that.

At least MK calls us whores/sluts/bitches in a loving way!

What a complete fucktard.

I hate how he has his face, videos and his "advertising" all over his site.

Another reason why I love MK. He's not out there promoting himself with pics of himself all over the place.

I'd like to see Russell Brand in a pirate role that requires him to be buggered and keelhauled before drowning. That would be a good use of his acting and comedic talents.

This must be for a show, a prank....right?

Did Steve lose his marbles?

Please tell me this is a joke.

Oh, and guide me to the unblurred video.

Thank you.

Uhhhhhm.

*speachless*

Errr...

*scratches head*

Who knew Steve Guttenberg was in such good shape for a peepaw.

*clears throat*

The Steve Guttenburg video reminds me of a Simpsons epi.

Stonecutters song

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybIXiIL50bw

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥

This is so off-topic but I couldn't resist. If you hate a certain big-headed L.A. blogger who calls himself a queen, read this.

http://perezrevenge.com/mario-lavandeira-its-his-site-so-fk-off/

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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!

The Steve Guttenberg thing is one of the fakest, most set up videos I've seen in a long time. So he just happens to stop wherever the cameras are to check his pulse? Puhleeze, who can't see through this?

WTF? What. The. Fuck? The Steve Guttenberg video? I am so confused. Why in hell would he do that? Is he crazy?
*wandering off muttering*

If Wonky McValtrex died in a plane crash tomorrow, I doubt even her Mother would grieve unless there were cameras present to capture her "grief". She's just a self-involved and media hungry as her daughters.

No wonder Grandpa Hilton cut all these bitches off.

clothes are over-rated. Unless it's cold, of course.

I don't get it? Why would he do that?

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Jack Blacks fall made my day.

I used to love Stevie G back in his day. Good smile, cute, and not too shabby without his shirt.
Very doable.

Then I saw him on DWTS and thought - oh God, you're a complete dick.

This vid only further proves it.

*sigh*

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

Stevie G needs to be the Hot Slut of the Week.

Let's hope he isn't jogging pantless because he doesn't need the... um... support.

Real or a put on, it brought a smile to my morning.

If Steve always does that, why hasn't he been arrest for indecent exposure? Especially when he's doing it a park where children could be playing?

~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~

The movie that I most remember Tim Robbins from i ''Jacob's Ladder''. What a mind fuck movie!

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VROOM VROOM

I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!

GIG: She just took them hoping they'd get those Halloween bags of Cheetoh's. Then she could raid their stash when they weren't looking.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Submitted by hotgeek on November 5, 2008 - 12:03pm

I'd hit it, too. But what you would hit it with and what I would hit it with is probably quite different! In my case, I'm thinking of a size 13 shoe!

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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!

Awwww. Twatney remembered she has kids. Let's give her a cookie laced with Xanax.

Of course, the fact that she's promoting "Circus" has nothing to do with the convenient Halloween photo ops.

He did a very good job at not getting bloated like some aging Hollywood has beens. At least we can always go back to his shirtless Cocoon hotness. Combine that with this and voila! Full on Guttenberg yum! I'd hit it.

Jimmy cracked corn and I dont care
Jimmy cracked a hwore and I don't care
Jimmy cracked a floor with his bit fat a@@ a
and I still don't care...
Jimmy cracked a crack and I kicked him in the crack!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on November 5, 2008 - 11:46am

I had dirty visions of oven mitts as sex toys and was okay with that until I thought of Pink nekkid. Then I had to pluck my brain out through my nose with a tweezer.

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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!

I always thought Steve Guttenberg was sexy, hehehe!

I once dreamt that my mom divorced my dad and married Steve Gutenberg. Can't remember if I was more upset that my parents divorced or that my mom married Steve Gutenberg, of all actors.

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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08

Steve, what the hell is wrong with you? No one wants to see that but I must admit, I laughed my ass off. And Paris, shut the fuck up whore.

Snowy: EW! EW! EW!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

The Empress of Cheetos kids are so freaking adorable, KFed makes good babies, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i