Suri Is Smiling!
I'm fucking drunkover (combination of drunk and hungover) and freaking out over that Prop 8 mess, so I'd figure it was a good time for some pictures of Suri Cruise actually smiling.
Suri and her robot zombie mommy were out in NYC last night, partying, acting crazy, etc... You know how they do it. Suri smiled at the paps, but she probably figured that if she moved her mouth around, it would keep her warm. Hah. No! Suri doesn't need a jacket or tights or anything! Tommy Girl always keeps her heating system at a perfect 75 degrees.
Stepford Katie on the other hand always looks like she's fucking freezing. She probably brings a blanket with her to the beach in the summertimes.
Anywhocares, I must get back to worrying about if my wedding to Mah Boo Anderson Cooper is going to happen or not.
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kungfuduckie: it was warm last night
it was high 60's but VERY humid
Ricki & Chimp: I agree with you.
O and Ricki, loved this line "After all a dream denied is a dream deferred" - well said.
Someone needs to call child protection services on them! That is not right! I can imagine its freaking cold in NYC!
Just a thought......Since Katie & Tom seem to bundle themselves up but they have lil Suri prance around with a summer dress on when its cold outside....
I wonder if they eat in front of Suri while she just stares drooling......?
Submitted by ricki lake on November 5, 2008 - 10:41am.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on November 5, 2008 - 10:37am.
I agree, when I saw all of those people lining up to get married and show the joy on their faces. It got to me, how could anyone deny them a simple basic human right to be happy?
Oh, didn't you know? It's because American Christians have had a monopoly on the institution of marriage since its inception, 6,000 years ago, and it has never changed since.
What? That's factually inaccurate? People of all religions (and non-religions) have always gotten married? And marriage used to be about owning women? Consolidating property? Combining political families? What? What? Books other than the Bible exist?
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yes! thank you! i don't know why people speak of marriage as if its exclusive to the Christian faith, or it s a western notion...
people of many eastern cultures have been getting married centuries before america even existed as a country! It just wasn't institutionalized as we know it now nor was it contract based - but the concept of ceremonial matrimony was always there...
My candidate lost, I ran into my office arch rival already, spilled hot coffee on my hand, and now I see that MK just posted this AnoBot Child Sacrificing to a Deadly Cult Materalistic and Vapid Whore!! Ugh!! Not having that good of a morning :(
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Submitted by ricki lake on November 5, 2008 - 10:51am.
Well I'm sorry that your rights are being taken away. But please remember I'm not the person taking them away from you. I truly believe in equal rights. And I truly believe that one day in this country homosexuals will be able to marry and have the same exact rights as man and wife. Its always a long road to progress which drives me insane because so many civil liberties are be stomped on by bible thumpers who read too much into a book that firstly God did not write and secondly does not come out right and condem homosexuality. Just a few idoits read some passages and came up with interpertations they liked. That doesn't mean everyone agrees. So there.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
Katie is looking more and more like a puppet with each passing day. You can almost see her strings here.
why is Katie looking more & more like John Mayer?
Submitted by putsomestankonit on November 5, 2008 - 10:49am.
Submitted by ricki lake on November 5, 2008 - 10:41am.
How about living in the here and now and trying to make things better for everyone? I'm as cynical as the next person but even I hope for a country where marriage for open to gays and straights. After all a dream denied is a dream deferred.
Yeah, I suppose it must be easy to live in the here and now when it's not your rights being taken away. Lucky you! You're so superior in your desire for unity.
I never said it'll never happen. But I'm not gonna sit around talking about 'hope' when people use stupid-ass mythology to take away my rights. The only reason idiots like them have a voice is because we let them. Fuck them.
Submitted by ricki lake on November 5, 2008 - 10:41am.
How about living in the here and now and trying to make things better for everyone? I'm as cynical as the next person but even I hope for a country where marriage for open to gays and straights. After all a dream denied is a dream deferred.
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How many more fucking shots do we need of this kid dying of hypothermia in some ridiculous dress while being carried by mom or dad and snuggling with some fluffy designer blanket that won't save her from the cold?
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on November 5, 2008 - 10:37am.
I agree, when I saw all of those people lining up to get married and show the joy on their faces. It got to me, how could anyone deny them a simple basic human right to be happy?
Oh, didn't you know? It's because American Christians have had a monopoly on the institution of marriage since its inception, 6,000 years ago, and it has never changed since.
What? That's factually inaccurate? People of all religions (and non-religions) have always gotten married? And marriage used to be about owning women? Consolidating property? Combining political families? What? What? Books other than the Bible exist?
Submitted by missy on November 5, 2008 - 10:34am.
Submitted by bowoe on November 5, 2008 - 10:31am.
she is gorgeous, so cute, love her, hope her mom will get an account at ^^^^SUGAR BABY MEET. co
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mother daughter sex sites??? spambot, get ahold of yourself!!
Laugh my motherfucking little white ass off!
OBAMA IS PREZ!!!!!!!!
I seriously don't give a fuck about anything else today.
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It must destroy Katie's parents to see what she's become.
In the last thumbnail, what's up w/ Suri's hair? Highlights? Cornrows? Both the color & texture looks weird in a couple of places.
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Kate doesn't let her wear a coat so the paps can get pictures of those little designer dresses. How do you think she got the nickname little fashionista? Suri doesn't choose. Kate and Tom do.
She is wearing tights. They are pink. I can only tell by the wrinkle at her knee.
EDIT.....I guess her knee is wrinkly. I didn't look at the thumbnails until now. No tights.
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Submitted by Bella on November 5, 2008 - 10:34am.
I can´t understand how people can be so obsessed in preventing gays from getting their basic rights. Seriously, one would have thought with everything that´s going on these days that people would have something else to worry about...
I agree, when I saw all of those people lining up to get married and show the joy on their faces. It got to me, how could anyone deny them a simple basic human right to be happy?
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
I suppose they don't let her wear a coat so she's never tempted to escape. It was warmish last night, but not warm enough that a toddler should go out without a jacket.
Also, I know it isn't considered good form to acknowledge the spammers, but the pedo sounding site they're promoting in this thread crosses a line for me.
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Sounds like Suri's the one that wears the pants in that household!!...or doesn't....I've never seen the little robot with pants on
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Submitted by bowoe on November 5, 2008 - 10:31am.
she is gorgeous, so cute, love her, hope her mom will get an account at ^^^^SUGAR BABY MEET. co
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mother daughter sex sites??? spambot, get ahold of yourself!!
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I can´t understand how people can be so obsessed in preventing gays from getting their basic rights. Seriously, one would have thought with everything that´s going on these days that people would have something else to worry about...
At what age and at what temperature will they allow Suri to wear pants and get rid of the shiny shoes?
I was up half the night waiting for some word on Prop 8. I was so disappointed when CNN finally decided to say something about it. I know they still haven't officially called it, but it doesn't look good.
Aggravating!
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This assanine bitch needs to be slapped upside her head! If you have to bundle up to go outside because it's COLD, it's time to take reign over the little kiddie and insist on a jacket at the very minimum...if she doesn't want to wear tights, then put her in pants...are they Amish or just have something against pants???
she is gorgeous, so cute, love her, hope her mom will get an account at ^^^^SUGAR BABY MEET. co m ^^^^^for her daughter, there are so many fans of them, they are both beautiful.....love kisses.......
Um, if any of you are wondering WHY Suri is always dressed inappropriately for the weather, it's because the little brat, like many kids, hates wearing winter clothes like coats and hats. The difference between Suri and other kids is that her parents are Scientologists that believe that the child is the one who needs to make the decisions for themselves. So if little Suri doesn't want to wear a coat, she doesn't wear a coat. If Suri wants Mommy to carry around her barley water bottle and baby blanket til she's seven, that's what she'll get.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
God, Katie looks old. Don't think CO$ is very good for your skin (or mental health, style, mental health, sanity and ablity to feel temperature)
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think happy thoughts bitch!
Missy...no, the last time I checked, nothing official has been announced, but it's not looking good.
Suri is one of the very, very few celebrity children I think is actually cute. I hate it when people call kids adorable and shit just cause they're small. You know she is going to grow up either A) batshit insane, B) completely rebellious, or C) both. Tattoos, drugs, sex...all by the time she hits 14. Trust.
oh god it will be so horrible if michael k and his boo can't get married! fuck prop 8!!! and poor robot suri.
That's a grimace, not a smile. Maybe it's because her crazy alien gay stepdaddy never let her wear a coat lest her Pretty Princess Dress For The Living Doll dress be hidden from the paparazzi. Let alone fucking tights.
There's something very "Child of Satan" about that kid. Her eyes are creepy. I still think that the Cruiser teaches her to go up to people and say, "Become a Scientologist or I'll scream and tell people you touched me."
And Katie should be used as a before-after pic for what Scientology does to you. She's aged like twenty years in just a few. I mean, an outfit and a haircut can't age you that much! Her face is fucking haglike.
It sucks here in FL too MK, amendment 2 passed as well.
I feel ashamed to be a Floridian right now with this bullshit passing.
Submitted by Clarisse on November 5, 2008 - 10:21am.
I'm sorry. This kid is creepy.
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don't apologize...she is very creepy.
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
Is it me or does Katie Holmes looking a little like John Mayer in that main pic?
I think its awful.Katie is bundled up and Suri barely has a blanket to cover her and no tights.It is terrible but I honestly think they don't want to cover up her outfit of the day.That is very selfish and very bad parenting.If they were not famous CPS would be involved by now.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
In that first pic, Katy looks like a 50something grammy carrying her grandkid. She looks worn out and her gaping maw and sallow skin looks like she must smoke 50 cigs a day.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
I'm sorry. This kid is creepy. As soon as i see her face The Omen theme plays in my head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO9z9LX_1zM
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I think the little robotot is just malfunctioning
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ricki - no results on prop 8 yet?
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Wow, they finally put a long-sleeved frock on the tot. Usually she's wearing tiny capped sleeves and no sweater in 50° weather.
Ugh, Proposition 8. I'm still crossing my fingers that it gets defeated. I fucking hate religious people who can't understand that not everyone gives a shit about their precious ancient books and moral codes. I live in 2008. Fuck off. Go pray in a cave, no one is trying to take away your damn religion.
That's a sneer, folks.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Ummm...when did Katie Holmes turn into John Mayer?
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Surly Cruise is NOT smiling she is FREEZING and started to twitch.....Katie has like 4 layers of clothing while Surly has robot mommy carry a blanket "for appearance sake".....you know these sciencreeptologists....it's all about appearances.
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So sorry so far on Prop 8, MK. When I was checking on it in the middle of the night, the newspapers were saying that A LOT of people leaving the polls were still confused and voted for it thinking they were voting for same sex marriage. :(
Suri got a new blanky.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Does anybody know what's next on prop 8? There has to be a way to defeat the proposition!
If they overturn gay marriage in California what a devastating blow for the country and all of the newlyweds. This country needs to keep moving forward.
And its nice to see that they programmed a new action into little Suribot.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
Damn, it looks like Kate had to re-enact the scene where Dorothy squirts oil on the Tin Man's face to get her lil bot to smile. Suri looks like "BITCH, smiling is not in my programming."
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
That's not a smile, it's a grimace. Poor kid is freezing!
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think happy thoughts bitch!